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Not satisfied with being laughed out of every serious museum, being part of a shitshow "documentary", having a laughable museum full of stupidity, being part of a group tha thought up and triumphed the Banana Theory, and getting his rear end stomped by Bill Nye (the science guy!), Ham has been pumping money into a life sized Ark. http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/2016/02/20/after-legal-victory-noahs-ark-rises/80601668/ Scheduled to open in july it's expected to cost over 90 million and be surrounded by a theme park. Like a Mr. Toad's Wild Ride version of the Creation Museum Despite being an eyesore, stupid, and discriminating, it's been awarded an 18 million dollar tax break along with other incentives http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/article73971147.html Though it is being built as proof that two of every animal on earth could fit inside and manage to float through storms for forty days isn't as far fetched as people realize, it won't be floated in water and requires a multitude of metal supports and parts (95 tons worth) that would not be possible for the "original" biblical ark and won't house any animals (they'll be outside on display). http://www.curbed.com/2015/7/8/9943156/answers-in-genesis-ark-encounter
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May 23, 2016 02:03
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Lol, Ham.
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May 23, 2016 02:04
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dibs on being the 'man' on the ark
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May 23, 2016 02:04
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Spends 90 million dollars to prove a point Avoids proving point
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May 23, 2016 02:05
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I am Noah's off the shelf fiberglass insulation.
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May 23, 2016 02:06
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May 23, 2016 02:07
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should have spent 90 mil on a life size fark instead
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May 23, 2016 02:08
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Will they tell the story in the bible when noah got fuckin wasted and then his daughter fucks him
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May 23, 2016 02:09
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He's known as Ken Jamon south of the border
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May 23, 2016 02:12
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vols bitch posted:Will they tell the story in the bible when noah got fuckin wasted and then his daughter fucks him the daughters got him wasted so yeah he'll probably tell the bible inaccurately
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May 23, 2016 02:12
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I can't wait until the memos leak where the animatronic studios can't figure out how all of the animals they ordered are supposed to fit.
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May 23, 2016 02:13
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Wonder how flammable that thing is
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May 23, 2016 02:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hCeqxJVTQ4
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May 23, 2016 02:19
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Wicker Man posted:Lol, Ham.
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May 23, 2016 02:22
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May 23, 2016 02:24
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90 mil drat i need to scam me some christians
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May 23, 2016 02:26
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Mange Mite posted:who? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cNBX6j-ie8
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May 23, 2016 02:28
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wonder how many years until it'll be abandoned?
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May 23, 2016 02:29
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Can't flen-flam the Ken Ham.
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Ok so Noah built the ark by himself and they say it took 100 years. So if he has 100 people working on his ark (which I am sure he has more) it should only take a year right? Has he provided any reasoning why they are completely ignoring all the things they are trying to prove, such as it being feasibly made with primitive technology, you know putting animals on the loving thing, having it float? Or does it all just get handwaved as god's plan or some poo poo?
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vols bitch posted:Will they tell the story in the bible when noah got fuckin wasted and then his daughter fucks him oh yeah, there's a tent where your family can re-enact it. They figured that a good percentage of the people who'd go to this place already gently caress their daughters, so why not roll with it?
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May 23, 2016 02:32
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One day I want to be a national retard. Aiming high, I know, but I am well on my way!
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May 23, 2016 02:34
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JiveHonky posted:
This Hamm guy is like the Patton Oswald of building Noah's Arks. A total piece of poo poo @ Arks + Ark-related endeavors.
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May 23, 2016 02:36
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Ork of Fiction posted:This Hamm guy is like the Patton Oswald of building Noah's Arks. A total piece of poo poo @ Arks + Ark-related endeavors. nods thoughtully i see, thank you
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May 23, 2016 02:42
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Waiting for the sick burns from Richard Dawkins Twitter on this undertaking. Hook me up with some of those rational tweets.
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May 23, 2016 02:42
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I gotta be honest, a petting zoo, a huge boat, cafes and theaters? That doesn't sound like a bad place to spend the day.
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May 23, 2016 02:44
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boom boom boom posted:I gotta be honest, a petting zoo, a huge boat, cafes and theaters? That doesn't sound like a bad place to spend the day. They're making their own amusement park in ancipation of gay elsa and the total homosexual takeover of disney
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May 23, 2016 02:46
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How do I become a national retard? It seems more profitable than my current occupation, retard masturbator.
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May 23, 2016 02:58
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do not park at the sunoco. we are not affiliated with the sunoco
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May 23, 2016 02:58
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Windows 98 posted:Ok so Noah built the ark by himself and they say it took 100 years. So if he has 100 people working on his ark (which I am sure he has more) it should only take a year right? Has he provided any reasoning why they are completely ignoring all the things they are trying to prove, such as it being feasibly made with primitive technology, you know putting animals on the loving thing, having it float? Or does it all just get handwaved as god's plan or some poo poo? I'm pretty sure insurance would be the main thing. No one in their right mind is gonna insure a theme park that packs people and animals on a 500 foot wooden boat that will break apart because of the stresses floating in water. but of course the gullible that line up for this won't think that far into it, just "praise Jebus, he's doin' the lawd's werk!". PS, there's gonna be dinosaurs there too
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May 23, 2016 03:00
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how does this guy manage to make all the money to fund his bizarre plans
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killstealing posted:how does this guy manage to make all the money to fund his bizarre plans god gives it to him
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Dreddout posted:How do I become a national retard? Certainly you'd prefer to keep the liberty of working from home?
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May 23, 2016 03:02
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This kind of sounds like that scam amusement park, Wild West World in Kansas, where they opened up a sham religious theme park and scammed all of the local church folk out of their investment.
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Windows 98 posted:Ok so Noah built the ark by himself and they say it took 100 years. So if he has 100 people working on his ark (which I am sure he has more) it should only take a year right? Has he provided any reasoning why they are completely ignoring all the things they are trying to prove, such as it being feasibly made with primitive technology, you know putting animals on the loving thing, having it float? Or does it all just get handwaved as god's plan or some poo poo? Naw it was just Noah and his fam working on it. If I recall correctly (and I probably don't) the ark was made of a prehistoric building material called gopher wood which came from gopher trees I suppose. An ark built to the Bible's specifications wouldn't work made of any modern materials but luckily gopher wood was stronger than steel and more buoyant than regular wood but sadly it no longer exists so insert burden of proof jujitsu and you can't disprove nothing. Also the animals hibernated for over a year therefore not needing an ark-sized amount of food or trying to eat each other. Yes all animals can hibernate and for that long God just made them sleep whatever, boy you godless heathens are terrible at disproving things.
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May 23, 2016 03:07
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I love rumham
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Certainly you'd prefer to keep the liberty of working from home? Better step off my territory, Tiberius. I have YUUUGE chromosomes that number in the billions! I can't be stumped, for I lack a brain, and I will wipe your little 40 IQ head off the face of this Earth if you challenge me.
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killstealing posted:how does this guy manage to make all the money to fund his bizarre plans You can make tons of money off the severely mentally devout. They'll dump their money on anything that shines their religion's knob. Look how much they suck on Gibson's dick for the Passion. It's like those old "prince of Nigeria" scams except the people you advertise to are seven times more gullible. It is Kentucky after all
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