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likes drinking cold piss
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Once dressed up with a friend as Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber in orange and blue suits and went to a bar.
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May 23, 2016 05:24
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bought season tickets to the knicks in the 90s
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May 23, 2016 05:25
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will poorly perform coin magic if anyone mentions coins, magic or magick.
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May 23, 2016 05:26
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satanic splash-back posted:bought season tickets to the knicks in the 90s Goddamit I wish. Pisses in 8 oz soda cans but there isn't enough room and it just spills everywhere.
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May 23, 2016 05:26
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OctoberBlues posted:Goddamit I wish. saw Dumb and Dumber To opening day
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May 23, 2016 05:27
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wears shoes he bought from a jay-z video
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May 23, 2016 05:28
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keeps hot sauce in the glove box, and if necessary, excuses self from date to go get it when they forget
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May 23, 2016 05:30
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^^^^ was not molested as a child due to uglyness
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May 23, 2016 05:30
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Uses their own toenail clippings to pop their horrific zits.
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May 23, 2016 05:32
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Doesn't understand or appreciate the musical Chess
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May 23, 2016 05:33
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buys shoes off craigslist
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May 23, 2016 05:34
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jerks off ants
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May 23, 2016 05:34
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Uses powdered sugar on his nutsack after showering instead of baby powder.
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May 23, 2016 05:35
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wears socks with sandals
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May 23, 2016 05:35
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blindly trusts fast food employees
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May 23, 2016 05:35
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jerks off while reading the deviantart thread
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May 23, 2016 05:36
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throws out his tv dinners if the peas and macaroni touch (before heating)
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May 23, 2016 05:36
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believes in Karma
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May 23, 2016 05:36
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^^^^ Is a jive honky!
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May 23, 2016 05:36
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jerks off dogs
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May 23, 2016 05:38
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doesnt jerks off dogs
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May 23, 2016 05:39
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laughs with a mouth full of food
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May 23, 2016 05:40
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Jerks off pogs
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May 23, 2016 05:40
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doesnt jerks off pogs
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May 23, 2016 05:40
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jerks off frogs and swallows the frog jizz
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May 23, 2016 05:42
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thinks OJ is innocent
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May 23, 2016 05:43
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talks down to people who don't use shoehorns
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May 23, 2016 05:43
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has a really bad lumtar
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May 23, 2016 05:45
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is a big fat LIAR
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May 23, 2016 05:46
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^^^ Says "Valentimes Day"
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May 23, 2016 05:47
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argues about lumtars
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May 23, 2016 05:47
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eats dirty rear end on the regs
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May 23, 2016 05:48
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Is Bill Maher irl
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May 23, 2016 05:48
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^^^^ Moves lips while reading.
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May 23, 2016 05:49
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only whistles at one pitch
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May 23, 2016 05:50
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^^^ Has poor social skills
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May 23, 2016 05:52
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^^^^^ Is AWESOME!!!!!! At failure
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May 23, 2016 06:05
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Gets in the boarding line at the airport 30 minutes before boarding begins.
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May 23, 2016 06:07
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neglects to tip the receptionist when checking in at the gym
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May 23, 2016 06:09
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