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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Inspired by the China.jpg/.txt/.avi thread, and by my love of India and the Indian people I wanted to start a thread to roast India (with love)

Sorry if there's already an Indian megathread. Point me to it and I'll just go post there.

Since we're way better than those other sites, I'm sure we can have some rational and respectful (lol) discussions about the Elephant in the room, public sanitation.

Butte first: What's so great about India and why should you visit?



Yeah India has a lot of people



But they're very warm and most speak English



You can ride an Elephant



But motorcycles are very common and cheap to rent. Helmet optional. Like, you might have to argue with the dude to give you two so your wife can have one.

Here are some articles about the Public Sanitation Problems.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...e-10466041.html
http://www.economist.com/news/asia/...s-also-changing

A company I consult for has tried to help build wastewater treatment plants in India but got tired of the bribes and complete lack of interest in the project.

Also, they make fun movies, but they'd find it strange if you didn't show the protagonist being sweet to his mother in at least one scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUYa5aTdjfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4YPgHqdkQA

One of the best things about Indian cuisine is street food and their verision of Chinese food. If you've ever had "Chicken 65"



, then you've tried it.
If you haven't, boy, you better ask somebody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBVg-1cx0y0

I visited Bangalore, Ooty, Shravanabelagola and Salem in 2006, then my wife and I visited Mumbai and Goa in 2012, so if you have any questions about that, I'm happy to share.

Desi Goons, get in here and defend your motherland. Also, share your mommas biryani recipe if you got one.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
making GBS threads on the street
rape
bad food


there you go i saved you 112 pages.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


poo poo pee pee doo doo river

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
I'm the guy that cancels the H1B's, and absorbs all their sadness after letting them know they are going back to turd world. Sweeter than candy.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
there was a thread about pretty indian ladies it got gassed by a trigger happy mod with a chip on his shoulder and an axe to grind

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Windows 98 posted:

making GBS threads on the street
rape
bad food


there you go i saved you 112 pages.

nobody complains about the food you retard

how can you gently caress this up i am seriously amazed at your incompetence

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Windows 98 posted:

making GBS threads on the street
rape
bad food


there you go i saved you 112 pages.

Don't forget making GBS threads on the street because you eat the bad food

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Mange Mite posted:

nobody complains about the food you retard

how can you gently caress this up i am seriously amazed at your incompetence

Another terrible post by arguably the worst poster in GBS!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Windows 98 posted:

Another terrible post by arguably the worst poster in GBS!

:ironicat:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Indian Food "bad" :wtc:

naem
May 29, 2011

Padma Lakshmi erotically eating a hamburger dot jepg's

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
in before thread is gassed for racism like the other half dozen were

Fojar38 fucked around with this message at 03:03 on May 23, 2016

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Indian food is good if you like curry and only the taste of curry. On every dish. No other spices allowed by law

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

BiohazrD posted:

Indian food is good if you like curry and only the taste of curry. On every dish. No other spices allowed by law

i dont think curry is a spice

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
where are the hot bhabbis

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

TheIllestVillain posted:

where are the hot bhabbis

requestiong PAIGs

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Mange Mite posted:

i dont think curry is a spice

What's it like being the worlds most pedantic man

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

First time I went to a strip club it was with some Nepali coworkers, they insist on drinking Corona, and after maybe an hour of taunting some fat strippers and poo poo I go outside to smoke cause I'm no longer aroused. Bouncer asks me if this is my friend on the bench, yeah its one of my friend's friends. Turns out he was jerking off in the parking lot, so I had to wait with him in the car till my other friend was done with his VIP Cabaret. Doesn't matter, went to another place and had sex, but who in their right mind just starts walking off in public?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

BiohazrD posted:

What's it like being the worlds most pedantic man

The butthurt is STRONG in this one

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

yoga fire

yoga flame

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Windows 98 posted:

making GBS threads on the street
rape
bad food


there you go i saved you 112 pages.

Charles Napier quote and story

also rape

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Does India have PAWGs, Professor Shark?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


Nice, she's been using her lightening cream

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
making GBS threads in a pussy and then loving the poo poo-pussy

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




lookit dat clown nose

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Professor Tomtom posted:

making GBS threads in a pussy and then loving the poo poo-pussy

An hilarious string of words in any context.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Professor Shark posted:

Inspired by the China.jpg/.txt/.avi thread, and by my love of India and the Indian people I wanted to start a thread to roast India (with love)

Sorry if there's already an Indian megathread. Point me to it and I'll just go post there.

Since we're way better than those other sites, I'm sure we can have some rational and respectful (lol) discussions about the Elephant in the room, public sanitation.

Butte first: What's so great about India and why should you visit?

nothing

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


TheIllestVillain posted:

where are the hot bhabbis

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I went to go the toilet the other day and every stall I checked had giant loving poo poo stains on the lid

what the gently caress

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
curry is pretty good but they eat it with their hands whgich is gross

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxxT3Nz-kyc

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
India is really loving hot right now.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GirLKW7sRRM

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

quote:

Left in the heat with its legs tied all day, a camel attacked its owner and severed his head in anger in Rajasthan's Barmer district on Saturday. About 25 villagers struggled for 6 hours to calm the animal down.

Urjaram of Mangta village was entertaining guests at his house on Saturday night when he suddenly realised that his camel had been out in the heat all day with its legs tied. He was attacked when he tried to untie the annoyed animal.

"The animal lifted him by the neck and threw him on to the ground, chewed the body and severed the head," villager Thakara Ram said. Villagers revealed that the camel had attacked Urjaram in the past as well.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/jaipur/Tied-in-heat-all-day-angry-camel-severs-owners-head/articleshow/52392651.cms

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Urjaram was probably a shitheel who deserved it

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
It isn't Brazil.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

how does your wife feel about pawgs

sorry, how does India feel about pawgs

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
reading Indian news is always fun because India is (a) a democracy with an english language free press (b) with charming linguistic quirks (c) extreme and shocking events which are unusual by Western standards

like:

Bollywood actor and high-rank official with the Bharatiya Janata Party was beaten with iron bars by mudguard-riding Jawans over an argument regarding an auto-rickshaw in the New Ganguly Industrial Containment Zone this Thursday morning

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 06:01 on May 23, 2016

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