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Champenema posted:Doesn't matter even if there's a whole buttload of civilizations out there, since no one's actually called us or probed anyone or anything it's safe to assume no one's discovered the one weird trick to get from point A to point B. You just need a magnetic drive to get to true north and then 2 discs in traction capable of applying torque clockwise or counter-clockwise. Jeez it's not hard guys. 
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Otisburg posted:Real posting in GBS: If we really want to bridge the gulf of not only space but also time that separates us from other intelligences, we need to accept that our artificial offspring are basically what carries our legacy out into the stars and into the eons. If we ever make first contact, it will be with another race that may be extinct biologically, but had the same idea. Too bad robots don't have souls, fuckface.
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May 24, 2016 01:47
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dog buttz posted:I've always thought that it was weird when christians claim that there are no aliens. Like yep, an eternal, omniscient, and omnipotent god is going to be satisfied with a finite amount of people doing boring poo poo for what amounts to a blink of an eye to it. I overheard a kid back in high school say that "Even if aliens are real, we are still superior, because God made us in his own image." Sure, tell the alien overlord you are better than him because of a primitive earth religion. What could possibly go wrong? This was the same kid who argued with a biology teacher over men having the same amount of ribs as women.
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May 24, 2016 02:13
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ive heard word of socaled 'moon crickets'
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May 24, 2016 02:14
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Orkin Mang posted:ive heard word of socaled 'moon crickets' NO YOU HAVENT! IT IS WEATHER BALLOONS! 
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May 24, 2016 02:16
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Dreddout posted:I overheard a kid back in high school say that "Even if aliens are real, we are still superior, because God made us in his own image." JiveHonky posted:God made Adam and Eve not Gleepglarp and Skleev
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May 24, 2016 02:21
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The Whole Internet posted:That last bullet point involving time has some teeth to it. According to our current understanding, we are early-birds in the universe. We are not even a tenth of a percent into the time period during which this universe will support life. The vast majority of star systems that will support habitable planets in just our own galaxy have yet to be created. afaik we were mid-way through the period where life could be supported, unless that was irt the earth and the lifetime of the sun or there could be some hunter-killer species snuffing out other sentient life for the hell of it
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May 24, 2016 06:01
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Cnut the Great posted:Too bad robots don't have souls, fuckface. excuse me?  
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May 24, 2016 06:29
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in all honesty there would be very little reason to not snuff out alien life regardless of it's sentience what do i benefit by setting up a trade agreement with the slugnoids or whatever
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May 24, 2016 06:35
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deploy some lethal earthborne pathogens and then take all of their poo poo
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May 24, 2016 06:35
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counterpoint, humans have nothing worth taking
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May 24, 2016 06:37
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:counterpoint, humans have nothing worth taking who cares kill them anyway
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May 24, 2016 06:38
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even if you dont want their lovely planet or ipods whatever just blast it anyways because you can
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May 24, 2016 06:39
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perhaps conscious life is the source of being and the abstract mathematical structure we call reality is naught but the transfinite appearance of infinite intelligibility to finite mondas
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May 24, 2016 06:39
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imagine a tentacle face man trying to elucidate on their bullshit or whatever or ask you to watch some space youtube of a fat version of them falling down tell me you arent wanting to purge
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May 24, 2016 06:40
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Shaquin posted:imagine a tentacle face man trying to elucidate on their bullshit or whatever or ask you to watch some space youtube of a fat version of them falling down tell me you arent wanting to purge my house smells like rotting garbage
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May 24, 2016 06:40
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you think aliens have ever seen the picture of the pig who pooped on his own balls
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May 24, 2016 06:41
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"let me tell you about slugnoid israel/palestine..."
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May 24, 2016 06:41
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Leave the Slugnoids alone! (Ready the salt cannons)
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May 24, 2016 06:41
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counterpoint, leaving your planet is a waste when you can chillax with virtual reality
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May 24, 2016 06:42
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Orkin Mang posted:perhaps conscious life is the source of being and the abstract mathematical structure we call reality is naught but the transfinite appearance of infinite intelligibility to finite mondas Nope, I'm afraid not, friend. Nice try though. 
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May 24, 2016 06:42
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"My seventh circle brood-wife is a real pain in the husk..."
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just in case there is any aliens reading this thread. 
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May 24, 2016 06:44
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Jeff Dunham but chromeish teal and he has eye stalks and speaks out of a series of contrabassoon sounding sphincter like openings and all of his puppets are genetically engineered dwarf versions of aliens his people like to eat
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We're out in the boonies are far as our local group goes. Maybe there aren't a lot of attractions around here. We're just like those kids who grow up in lame suburbs who have nothing to do and everybody else is laughing, having a good time in the crowded party clusters. Sometimes they shoot gamma rays at us for fun.
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May 24, 2016 06:52
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Orkin Mang posted:perhaps conscious life is the source of being and the abstract mathematical structure we call reality is naught but the transfinite appearance of infinite intelligibility to finite mondas i like you there's more to you than meets the eye like transformers
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Shaquin posted:in all honesty there would be very little reason to not snuff out alien life regardless of it's sentience what do i benefit by setting up a trade agreement with the slugnoids or whatever thats why you play a protection racket with the slugnoids; they give you spice or else they get the loving salt
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May 24, 2016 07:12
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some nice mucous you have there slugnoid, it would be a real shame if it happened to get salted if you catch my meaning....
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JiveHonky posted:lol of course not u stupid idiots Ellen DeGenerate Matthew 10:14-15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb3AFMe2OQY Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 07:54 on May 24, 2016 |
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Ahundredbux posted:can you summarize it Blindsight is a book written by a suicidal depressed author about how vampires are real and also autistic and also rule the world. There are also weird starfish aliens and they are also autistic. The central theme of the story is dehumanize yourself and face to autism, then kill you're self. Everyone dies, even those who live, death is certain.
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Orkin Mang posted:perhaps conscious life is the source of being and the abstract mathematical structure we call reality is naught but the transfinite appearance of infinite intelligibility to finite mondas Don't be a oval office, conscious life patterns are clearly abstract static mathematical structure embedded in greater mathematical structures that exist because existence is how self-consistency feels from the inside. It's pure hubris to assume just because your present brain state seems more complex than the mathematical object '2' that it possesses any more cosmological significance.
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OtherworldlyInvader posted:Blindsight is a book written by a suicidal depressed author about how vampires are real and also autistic and also rule the world. There are also weird starfish aliens and they are also autistic. The central theme of the story is dehumanize yourself and face to autism, then kill you're self. Everyone dies, even those who live, death is certain. Sounds like a good time my friend
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humans are pretty retarded so i doubt there is anything intelligent here, or out there
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The image quality on this gets worse and worse every time I see it.
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chaosbreather posted:Don't be a oval office, conscious life patterns are clearly abstract static mathematical structure embedded in greater mathematical structures that exist because existence is how self-consistency feels from the inside. It's pure hubris to assume just because your present brain state seems more complex than the mathematical object '2' that it possesses any more cosmological significance. nuh uh, math is just a logical structure invented by my mind universe to amuse itself. it has no important connection to conscious thought, which is the first and only thing that exists
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Rutibex posted:nuh uh, math is just a logical structure invented by my mind universe to amuse itself. it has no important connection to conscious thought, which is the first and only thing that exists So you claim that maths has no connection to thought directly after claiming your thought created maths, for itself. Beyond that incoherence, you expose your ignorance. Mathematics is not mere algebra, it is the atoms of pattern and structure itself. How could you have any thought without structure, least of all a thought that would have to be the source of all structure? How could you form that thought creating mathematics without mathematics by which to form it?
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Please save us, aliens.
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Zombie Boat posted:Please end us, aliens. 
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chaosbreather posted:Don't be a oval office, conscious life patterns are clearly abstract static mathematical structure embedded in greater mathematical structures that exist because existence is how self-consistency feels from the inside. It's pure hubris to assume just because your present brain state seems more complex than the mathematical object '2' that it possesses any more cosmological significance. i hope everyone dies
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