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Language 1 is English. It can be mangled, without proper grammar, but it's still English. Language 2 is shitposting. It's not just about upsetting regular sentence structure, but the nature of the communication. translated: heh we have our own "in" language, you know? it lets us separate the poo poo, from the shitpost we're so cool 
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jon joe posted:we're so cool  
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May 23, 2016 04:48
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I just had some alfredo noodles and beer, and it was extremely satisfying. I'm looking forward to the bowel movement.
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May 23, 2016 04:49
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satanic splash-back posted:I just had some alfredo noodles and beer, and it was extremely satisfying. I'm looking forward to the bowel movement. Nice!
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May 23, 2016 04:50
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I am pretty sure it is written in PHP, OP.
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May 23, 2016 04:50
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See: Satanic splash-back's post for a good example of a poo poo post without violating most standard grammatical rules.
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May 23, 2016 04:51
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do you think aliens have comedy forums
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May 23, 2016 04:51
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I make your mom speak a racist parody of Farsi and clean the floor nude for me OP
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May 23, 2016 04:52
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JiveHonky posted:do you think aliens have comedy forums on planet vegita, the go to meme is "lowtax"
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May 23, 2016 04:52
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Sheep-Goats posted:I make your mom speak a racist parody of Farsi and clean the floor nude for me OP jon joe posted:Nice!
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May 23, 2016 04:53
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satanic splash-back posted:I just had some alfredo noodles and beer, and it was extremely satisfying. I'm looking forward to the bowel movement. nice griffin noo noo's bro next time pic them bad boys so we can salivatin'
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May 23, 2016 04:53
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JiveHonky posted:do you think aliens have comedy forums why looking for posting tips lol
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May 23, 2016 04:53
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i hope you get run over by a steamroller, OP
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May 23, 2016 04:53
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Nation posted:why looking for posting tips lol im gonna gouge out your eyes and stick flowers in the sockets
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May 23, 2016 04:54
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dad gay. so what posted:i hope you get run over by a steamroller, OP would you settle for the lil street cleaner for sidewalks
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May 23, 2016 04:54
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Shaquin posted:nice griffin noo noo's bro next time pic them bad boys so we can salivatin' my noo noos are sensitive to criticism
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May 23, 2016 04:54
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dad gay. so what posted:i hope you get run over by a steamroller, OP jon joe posted:Nice!
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May 23, 2016 04:54
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JiveHonky posted:im gonna gouge out your eyes and stick flowers in the sockets maybe some irises
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May 23, 2016 04:56
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I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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May 23, 2016 05:05
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Iron Prince posted:I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Hello to you, too.
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May 23, 2016 05:05
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hey sup you comin at the party later
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May 23, 2016 05:06
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Shaquin posted:maybe some irises 
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May 23, 2016 05:08
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May 23, 2016 05:10
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i post ironic threads about how much i hate black people, when what i secretly hate are white people
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May 23, 2016 05:12
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duhhhh. duh duh duuuhhhhhhhhh.
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May 23, 2016 05:13
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actually thats not a secret at all, the white man is a plague upon this planet and the only chance we have of surviving as a species is to cleanse them from the earth
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May 23, 2016 05:14
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:duhhhh. duh duh duuuhhhhhhhhh. Mods?!
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May 23, 2016 05:14
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Serious Frolicking posted:i post ironic threads about how much i hate black people, when what i secretly hate are white people Serious Frolicking posted:actually thats not a secret at all, the white man is a plague upon this planet and the only chance we have of surviving as a species is to cleanse them from the earth Translation from shitpost to English: I recently masturbated.
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May 23, 2016 05:15
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I've pretty much mastered the Dare linguistic virus and can now make Dare clones on demand.
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May 23, 2016 05:56
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your user name is two men's name and they are almost the same but one letter is not the same and in one it's a consonant and in the other it's a vowel
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May 23, 2016 05:57
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Celluloid Sam posted:your user name is two men's name and they are almost the same but one letter is not the same and in one it's a consonant and in the other it's a vowel my life has been changed forever by your keen observation
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May 23, 2016 06:01
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im glad have a nice evening Jon Joe I love you and wish you well
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May 23, 2016 06:01
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do u live in cali jon joe
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May 23, 2016 06:04
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:do u live in cali jon joe what an oddly specific question, may I ask the reason u are asking?
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May 23, 2016 06:07
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just answer the question dammit
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May 23, 2016 06:08
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:just answer the question dammit in the past
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May 23, 2016 06:09
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this threads bad!
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May 23, 2016 06:09
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well if u dont currently live there disregard
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May 23, 2016 06:10
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Hell Yeah posted:this threads bad! Translation from shitpost to English: This thread's bad.
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Thanks for the PSA, OP. But, may I humbly submit the following for your consideration? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2249721&perpage=40&pagenumber=2 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3695908&perpage=40&pagenumber=2 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3438030&perpage=40 Thank you, A Concerned Shitposter
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