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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Haha dude they're making hundreds of dollars and buying you coffee.

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Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

maybe they are live bidding on your organs.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Rivethead posted:

maybe they are live bidding on your organs.

How many does op have, those things take up whole churches

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Make a followup thread when the FBI comes to visit.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I'm not American but I am a postgrad research student so it is possible they are after my work.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
do a sexy dance for the webcam. give them a show :dance:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

How many does op have, those things take up whole churches

I laughed. Thank you :)

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Tuxedo Gin posted:

Haha dude they're making hundreds of dollars and buying you coffee.

OP and his coworkers getting a fine lesson in capitalism

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
You are a cheap whore, op. Are you a boi? If so pm me.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Microwaves Mom posted:

I'll be honest it sounds like they're making a killing off this too.

Ask them how much they're making off it and tell them as long as you get a fair share its cool as they have to handle all the back end stuff.

im like 98% sure the silly squiggly overlay text on this 'innocent' channel is DONATE TO ENTER CONTEST TO MARRY THIS GUY and hes being Bachelor'd off without his knowledge
oh, OP, if you make a chinese grandmother have to get on a plane and come to America to yell at you......

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Wamdoodle posted:

I laughed. Thank you :)

All in a days work deep in the comedy mine, Wamdoodle

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Pull your dick out and start strokin'. Report back if the number of viewers increases, decreases, or remains steady.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Wear a tshirt with the tianamin square tank guy on it

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
scoot your butt up the wall and pee in your own mouth :dance:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

JiveHonky posted:

scoot your butt up the wall and pee in your own mouth :dance:

he ain't 10 at a restaurant with his family, c'mon now

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
I have WeChat but it looks like the Ingkee doesn't have an Android app. Is there a WeChat connection to this?

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Wear a tshirt with the tianamin square tank guy on it

This is seriously a great idea.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Wear a tshirt with the tianamin square tank guy on it

With a Tibet flag on the wall behind you.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Aiya gweilo

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Zombie Boat posted:

Aiya gweilo

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Draw a little cartoon figure with big eyes and kind of make it dance around a little bit with your hands and turn your web celebrity status into hard loving yuan.

When the manga deal comes through you know you have hit the big times and it is time to start wearing sunglasses inside.

Edit- What the gently caress OP I tried to install this on my android and the poo poo didn't work what kind of a scheme you running here.

reignofevil fucked around with this message at 14:40 on May 24, 2016

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
OP, if they're broadcasting you at night Chinese time, you're probably on live in one of those weird Asian game shows, and people bet on how many times you pick your nose or acne on cam.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

The Brown Menace posted:

OP unwittingly is actually the ceo of one of the top 100 companies in china, whose shareholders are happy to have a westerner who travels so much he can only join them via video call for their ceo

Lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I would like an update from the op, please

cnut
May 3, 2016

Show them your tits!!!!

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I would like an update from the op, please

We did it again today and broke 500 viewers in about 20 minutes which was p cool and we got more reeemable tokens. I've done it for less than two hours all told so that's a good amount of viewers I think

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


theyre all watching and making bids on who gets to purchase and kill you a la the hostel series of films

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

EmmyOk posted:

We did it again today and broke 500 viewers in about 20 minutes which was p cool and we got more reeemable tokens. I've done it for less than two hours all told so that's a good amount of viewers I think

How do you change the tokens into actual money

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Well op? WELL?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

rip OP, slain by mercantile chinese

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

reignofevil posted:

Well op? WELL?

neddle
May 4, 2004
"Eight hours later they brought her up by mule"!
Yeah I am gripped. I am desperate to know how this is all going to go horribly wrong.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

neddle posted:

Yeah I am gripped. I am desperate to know how this is all going to go horribly wrong.

How many days of no updates until we can assume op has been compromised

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
What I want to know is why you weren't getting free coffee before this started? What kind of backwards workplace is this?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

notZaar posted:

What I want to know is why you weren't getting free coffee before this started? What kind of backwards workplace is this?

I think he was getting fancy coffee like lattes, not work pot coffee

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
OP are you actually getting some of the money, or are you literally letting these dudes whore you out to lonely Chinese babes in exchange for coffee?

neddle
May 4, 2004
"Eight hours later they brought her up by mule"!
I am fuzzy on the whole coffee-for-payment thing.
The watchers donate money electronically into his colleague's account and the colleagues buy the "star" a cup of coffee occasionally?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
He made it sound like the gifts he got can be exchanged for money, yet he keeps refusing to answer how it works and it's keeping me up at night.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Chinese even taking American pimp jobs

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There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

EmmyOk posted:

In work last Friday two of the Chinese guys I share a lab with told me about some website/app that's apparently all the rage in China where people just post livefeeds of themselves doing mundane stuff, it's like periscope I guess. Viewers can choose to send you gifts which can then be redeemed for real life money and the guys convinced me we could use this to buy coffee. They put a phone in front of my monitor and I just work normally for like an hour or whatever. Today I found out women have been messaging the profile and one of the guys has been replying as me because apparently Chinese women are into white foreigners. They have been buying me coffee though. Is this wrong, GBS?

Congrats. You now have a Chinese pimp,

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