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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Pancakes posted:

I still don't think of us as Lackey's "former team". I consider him part of the Angels or Red Sox for "former team" purposes.

Angels don't count because he was unrecognizably fat

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

R.D. Mangles posted:

Angels don't count because he was unrecognizably fat

But it's where the original Lackey.gif came from!

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
I just feel bad for Ryan Howard at this point

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

He can dry his tears with his many, many dollars.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Pancakes posted:

But it's where the original Lackey.gif came from!

now lackey is a thin, crazy looking grizzled guy with insane giant teeth

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

beejay posted:

He can dry his tears with his many, many dollars.

And twinkies. They're very absorbent.

...so I hear

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

R.D. Mangles posted:

now lackey is a thin, crazy looking grizzled guy with insane giant teeth

So he's Gary Busey? Who also played a Cubs pitcher! :inception:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

R.D. Mangles posted:

now lackey is a thin, crazy looking grizzled guy with insane giant teeth

Why has no one done a Gary Busey/John Lackey compilation yet?

Retail Slave posted:

So he's Gary Busey? Who also played a Cubs pitcher! :inception:

:argh:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Pancakes posted:

Why has no one done a Gary Busey/John Lackey compilation yet?

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Holy poo poo what a terrible half-inning

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


dude was dead to rights if diaz hangs on, you'd think they'd learn not to run on yadi by now

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

Is there a roller coaster or a horror movie happening in the stands in St Louis or what the gently caress is all the screaming?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
"Best Fans in Baseball" doing the wave.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I realize it's Diaz and he can't field for poo poo, but why do you run on Yadi?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

beejay posted:

Is there a roller coaster or a horror movie happening in the stands in St Louis or what the gently caress is all the screaming?

The wave. Ugh. It's been known to last for innings at a time at Busch.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

beejay posted:

Is there a roller coaster or a horror movie happening in the stands in St Louis or what the gently caress is all the screaming?

Probably hockey updates in real time. The Blues are also playing right now.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


beejay posted:

Is there a roller coaster or a horror movie happening in the stands in St Louis or what the gently caress is all the screaming?

Glad I'm not the only one confused

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Holy poo poo what a terrible half-inning

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
also, go Melky

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
That really looked like a strike there. Wainwright hasn't been great tonight by any means but he's been getting squeezed like crazy this evening in my opinion.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
That Zimmerman steal might be the slowest one I've ever seen.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Pancakes posted:

That really looked like a strike there. Wainwright hasn't been great tonight by any means but he's been getting squeezed like crazy this evening in my opinion.

result of umps not wanting to fall for yadi's duplicitous pitch framing

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Even with Holland's brokenness it really wasn't a bad start from a results standpoint. Too bad the offense has completely let him down and Banister's bringing in Tolleson to punt the game out of reach

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


poo poo, its Tolly time

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Thank you for popping out on ball four, Moss.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I'm not sure what's going on but Jason Benetti and Steve Stone were getting snippy about the academic history of Kent State.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Bobby Wilson/Rougned Odor tandem for closer

e: unfortunately this probably means Banister has Tolleson face Trout and Pujols in the 8th which, lol

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Bip Roberts posted:

I'm not sure what's going on but Jason Benetti and Steve Stone were getting snippy about the academic history of Kent State.

guess the honeymoon is over

e: OH poo poo FINAL BOSS

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Thank you Bobby Wilson

Ground Rule IV
Apr 23, 2016
Did the Cardinals give Oh those subtly racist nicknames or did he have them before?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Oh, this guy looks good. Fantastic pitch location.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
What the hell was that random horrible call on Soler?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Soler was gonna strike out anyway but still :lol: that strike 3 call.

Oh is pretty fantastic, can't believe he's not being used as a closer with his resume.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Cueto 7 pitch first inning. :stare:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


do a thing, Rua

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
somebody needs to tell Matt Adams that a beard is not a substitute for a jawline

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Jose Ramirez: generic name, big jerk

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

gently caress.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
somebody needs to tell Matt Adams that I'm mad at him

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