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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/05/23/taylor-swift-death-threats-gigi-hadid-squad-twitter/



quote:

OMG, this is so scary! Taylor Swift and members of her famous squad of friends have received threatening messages on Twitter, and police are worried about their safety. What a horrifying situation!

Could Taylor Swift, 26, Gigi Hadid, 20, and more of their well-known friends be in danger!? Police are clearly concerned, because they’ve obtained a warrant to search Twitter’s records to help track down a man who has sent the ladies death threats on social media. So scary!

This is especially scary because of this recent crazy stalker attack in Japan,

A Japanese pop star is in a critical condition after being repeatedly stabbed by a fan as she was waiting to perform at a concert venue in Tokyo.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36352495

If any piece of poo poo stalker touches a hair on T. Swift head I will go BAKERSFIELD CHIMP UP IN THIS. Hopefully the police can get this fool before he does any harm.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Lmao if you don't receive death threats IRL. I get at least a few a day myself.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

JiveHonky posted:

BAKERSFIELD CHIMP

Mods... please....'


e: I am going to freaking kill you, Kuato.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I pray the police find the threater before you do Jive.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

2scary

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


listen, imma let you finish, but beyonce had the best death threats of all time

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
shes pretty

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
and rich!!! what a catch

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

#scary

www
Aug 4, 2010

it happened to john lennon, it can happen to taylor swift

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Minimalist Program posted:

Mods... please....'


e: I am going to freaking kill you, Kuato.

"bakersfeild chimp" refers to a real chimp attack that happened outside Bakersfield CA at the Animal Haven Ranch

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7087194/ns/us_news/t/chimp-attack-doesnt-surprise-experts/

:colbert:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
That contest was rigged, I won fairly was was disallowed from smelling her hair

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

That contest was rigged, I won fairly was was disallowed from smelling her hair

stalker!

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
She's an upper-class white girl that uses "squad," she should lose a friend or 2 on principle

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

JiveHonky posted:

"bakersfeild chimp" refers to a real chimp attack that happened outside Bakersfield CA at the Animal Haven Ranch

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7087194/ns/us_news/t/chimp-attack-doesnt-surprise-experts/

:colbert:

The chimps chewed off most of Davis’ face, tore off his foot and attacked his limbs and genitals. Davis was transported to Loma Linda University Medical Center, where he had surgery late Thursday night.

Now that's a GODDAM zoo!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
LEAVE GIGI HADID ALONE!!!!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
what if its the Bakersfield Chimp after T. Swift????? :ohdear:

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
how is she getting death threats shes dead already

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

tomstuart posted:

how is she getting death threats shes dead already

*inside

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

connoisseur

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Minimalist Program posted:

Mods... please....'


e: I am going to freaking kill you, Kuato.

i like your avatar

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

tomstuart posted:

how is she getting death threats shes dead already

tomstuart i think t. swift is very pretty and nice <3

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i like your avatar

Thanks

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

"bakersfeild chimp" refers to a real chimp attack that happened outside Bakersfield CA at the Animal Haven Ranch

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7087194/ns/us_news/t/chimp-attack-doesnt-surprise-experts/

:colbert:

Welp, think we're gonna have to put down ol" Jive Honky. Once these idiot chimps see stuff like that they inevitably emulate it. I suggest drowning him myself

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

JiveHonky posted:

"bakersfeild chimp" refers to a real chimp attack that happened outside Bakersfield CA at the Animal Haven Ranch

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7087194/ns/us_news/t/chimp-attack-doesnt-surprise-experts/

:colbert:

I know, I was begging the mods to change my name to BAKERSFIELD CHIMP

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
T-Swift should crotch chop that fool to death. :boom:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Kuato posted:

Welp, think we're gonna have to put down ol" Jive Honky. Once these idiot chimps see stuff like that they inevitably emulate it. I suggest drowning him myself

no!


Minimalist Program posted:

I know, I was begging the mods to change my name to BAKERSFIELD CHIMP

oh, ok :thumbsup:

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

JiveHonky posted:

tomstuart i think t. swift is very pretty and nice <3

*was

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

:cry:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Honestly surprised this poo poo doesn't happen more often, it's hard to imagine that there's a celebrity out there that doesn't have crazy people messaging them unnerving things particularly if they've ever said something even remotely political in public space.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Taylor Swift is my bae and we are so in love with each other.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i hope the chimp is brought to #justice

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

should we just wait around for the inevitable or beat the rush and move on to the tributes to these fallen beauties?

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

King of Bees posted:

Taylor Swift is my bae and we are so in love with each other.

*was, were

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Kuato posted:

Lmao if you don't receive death threats IRL. I get at least a few a day myself.

Lmao if you aren't the source of your own death threats

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

vyst posted:

Lmao if you aren't the source of your own death threats

you mean like Anita Sarkeesian?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Taylor is a boys name

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Taylor is a boys name

Look who's talking.... Hector.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Whoa, wtf!!!

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I bet Meghan traihnor gets more

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