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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
the Bernie workers who reached out to me as nice as they were just didnt understand that my personal time between work and sleep is strictly for weedsmoking and definitely not for phonebanking the local morons of xenia, ohio. i have no prob giving money but i got poo poo to do before i have to wake up and do poo poo all over again

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Excellent op, we can take down the monster from the inside!

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I will post all her secrets

cnut
May 3, 2016

mdm posted:

ball sucking is the new eating poo poo directly out of the rear end in a top hat

Oh...

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Is your name supposed to be in honor of the great viking Cnut?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Careful, hillary has a bad history of work with goons

cnut
May 3, 2016

Windows 98 posted:

Is your name supposed to be in honor of the great viking Cnut?

Yes. Also, it sometimes looks like "oval office" at first glance.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Uncle Wemus posted:

Careful, hillary has a bad history of work with goons

:vince:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Uncle Wemus posted:

Careful, hillary has a bad history of work with goons

:chanpop:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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My mom is very unhappy.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



your mother's gonna feel my bern a little later :grin:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Windows 98 posted:

My mom is very unhappy.



Wait is she for Bernie or Trump. :ohdear:

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

your mother's gonna feel my bern a little later :grin:

diminutive, shriveled, circumcised. checks out.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Hillary sounds even more robotic than Mitt Romney when she speaks which I thought wasn't possible to top

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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OctoberBlues posted:

Wait is she for Bernie or Trump. :ohdear:

She is a hardcore Bernie supporter. She already bought a Bernie bumper sticker this afternoon when I told her about the new job prospect. She told me she was going to put it on my car so every day I will pull into work with a Bernie sticker on my bumper.

This is what she had sent me before, sans-keyboard.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
go postal

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Windows 98 posted:

My mom is very unhappy.



Your mom is pretty cool

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
my mom is cool because she doesn't talk about politics

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Windows 98 posted:

Her work one or her illegal one?

arent they the same? lol

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer


:xd:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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My mom sends me Bernie memes like every loving day

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Windows 98 posted:

My mom sends me Bernie memes like every loving day



sever

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

my pal was offered a social media position with her campaign way back in september. she turned that poo poo down, partially because she just had a minor stroke and partially because she doesn't like her

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Windows 98 posted:

My mom sends me Bernie memes like every loving day



supporting bernie is one thing, whatever the gently caress that thing is is another. so yeah, sever.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

lol

yes mother

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Shows how desperate she really is hiring you

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


stay safe, op.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


also I want you to spend the 5 minutes before you fall asleep tonight repeating the words "Crooked Hillary" to yourself over and over. I want you to internalize just who it is you are working for.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


fuckin' Hitlery KKKlanton my god

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Interesting news OP, but I think the burning question here (hehehe little joke in there), is what the gently caress is the name of the man you had sex with most recently?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Windows 98 posted:

My mom sends me Bernie memes like every loving day



Bernies going to get so much mom pussy!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Windows 98 posted:

My mom sends me Bernie memes like every loving day



get your mom an account she seems like a better poster than you

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
exclusive mom owns itt

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Windows 98 posted:

My mom is very unhappy.



carpet cleaner is term ur mom and I use for when I munch her rug

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Business Gorillas posted:

get your mom an account she seems like a better poster than you

Yeah probably. I have a whole album on Facebook of the poo poo she texts me.



gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
so your mom likes making jokes about a wide variety of weird subjects. you like making long boring effort posts about low budget porn and off-site internet drama.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I post about art, son. Maybe you just don't appreciate cinema~

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Windows 98 posted:

I post farts, son.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Serious Frolicking posted:

so your mom likes making jokes about a wide variety of weird subjects. you like making long boring effort posts about low budget porn and off-site internet drama.

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