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Breetai posted:Someone explain to me why overwatch nerds appear to be obsessed with 'sexy' fanart of a chubby bespectacled eskimo tia. because theyre all bespectacled chubby nerds who want to be sexy but know they can never be
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metzen has no pretensions about what he does, he sticks his stand in character Thrall in a trench coat for an expansion because he thinks it looks cool. A lot of folks get mad about that because it's dumb, something I can't argue in the least. But there was a time, when I was a child, where I would have told him how cool that was and meant it. We should all be so blessed to have that child within us somewhere, and to be able to pour it into our work.
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May 25, 2016 11:10
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Is metzen a child then??
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May 25, 2016 11:13
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Captain Rufus posted:I decided to not buy Overwatch today but did think about Tracer porn because of this thread. Women with short hair are my thing. Redheads and British Isles accent a bonus. All of those are legit, but Hexen bugs out at like, 2 key points if you aren't careful. All great for coop.
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May 25, 2016 11:14
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That Robot posted:god drat the hype for this game is so fucken annoying no. but it's a blizzard game where you always win, so Jonny 290 posted:yeah. tf2 nailed it because they somewhat understood strangelove/military industrial complex/cold war humor and focused on that and it ended up just sharp as a tack. I see overwatch screenshots and im like ok, there are western cowboys and a samurai and an angel and a wow dwarf, what the gently caress is your notion here their notion is "failed superhero mmo assets that we're trying to recoup money from"
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May 25, 2016 11:21
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Shaquin posted:the man has lived the dream of being a video game writer to it's fullest. I don't care if it's not high art, and that's people who pine for old blizzards problem. All of these cinematics and moments and things people remember as deeper or meaningful weren't, it was the pulpy heart string pulling kind of stuff that grabbed you by the balls as a teen When you start talking to people move away or do they hold you down and staple your loving mouth shut?
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May 25, 2016 11:29
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you should relax
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May 25, 2016 11:30
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I like reading shaquin posts when I want to go to sleep at night!! Haha kiddin love u fam
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May 25, 2016 11:31
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Shaquin posted:you should relax Oh I'm relaxed. It's just a primal and thoughtless writing exercise. "You are insufferable."
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May 25, 2016 11:39
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you should empty yourself of that hate man it takes a toll
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May 25, 2016 11:44
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I like the chinese bow man that shoots dragons is he fun to play?
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May 25, 2016 11:44
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Shaquin posted:you should empty yourself of that hate man it takes a toll "I empty my hate filled bowels into your willing mouth." You're right this does feel good.
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May 25, 2016 11:46
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i post a bit in gbs you might want to take some steps to mitigate your aggravation if you are going to stick around
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May 25, 2016 11:52
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Ahundredbux posted:I like the chinese bow man that shoots dragons is he fun to play? can you aim? do you like angering nerds? if you said yes twice then he is
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May 25, 2016 11:53
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I can't aim hell not even when I piss
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May 25, 2016 11:56
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can i get it on mac
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May 25, 2016 11:58
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thathonkey posted:can i get it on mac breaking from tradition no, they cited branching into consoles as a reason they couldn't devote the time to an osx version
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May 25, 2016 12:02
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is this one of those games where you have to buy the game then pay more to play it every month ?
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May 25, 2016 12:04
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not yet
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May 25, 2016 12:10
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You can buy loot boxes that have skins if you're a retard because the boxes also come from just playing
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May 25, 2016 12:15
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i would like to play this game i suppose but fps on consoles are p lovely and i dont have a good pc  oh well
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May 25, 2016 12:19
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i play cribbage
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May 25, 2016 12:23
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thathonkey posted:i would like to play this game i suppose but fps on consoles are p lovely and i dont have a good pc Its really not that big of a deal if you want to play it. As someone said earlier you dont even need to aim with all of the characters. It was clearly designed with consoles in mind.
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May 25, 2016 12:40
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you'll be playing vs other console players who also can't aim
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May 25, 2016 12:52
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spud posted:Right I bought this loving thing, and whilst I'm not the best at video games, the loving blue monkey does NOT auto aim, even when I press the Super Power button.  his gun just hits everything in a huge arc in front of you. you can't miss?
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May 25, 2016 14:02
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Shaquin posted:metzen has no pretensions about what he does, he sticks his stand in character Thrall in a trench coat for an expansion because he thinks it looks cool. A lot of folks get mad about that because it's dumb, something I can't argue in the least. I remember being about 10 and looking at all the cool pictures he drew in the warcraft 2 manual. then I'd go to imagination land and pretend I was an orc 
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May 25, 2016 14:07
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dethkon posted:I remember being about 10 and looking at all the cool pictures he drew in the warcraft 2 manual. then I'd go to imagination land and pretend I was an orc I liked that the original d2 manual had detailed little lore blurbs for every skill for every character, literally every single one.
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May 25, 2016 14:15
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I miss game manuals. Contents of Overwatch Origins Edition box: Overwatch Game DVD in cardboard sleeve. DVD shockingly contains an installer. Code for Noire Widowmaker Skin Card for "FREE HERO - JAINA" for HOTS Card for a HearthStone free card pack Card for StarCraft II Guest Pass (probably no different than the demo so probably pointless) Card for WOW Guest Pass (no different than the play to level 20 demo so pointless) Blizzard notepad Hey Blizzard, next time you give me a bunch of pieces of paper maybe put stuff about the game I'm buying on those pieces of paper.
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May 25, 2016 15:08
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"FREE JAINA - HOT"
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May 25, 2016 15:10
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maybe instead of playing overwatch you should get doom, a good fps game
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May 25, 2016 15:30
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Did anyone post all the overwatch porn yet?
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May 25, 2016 16:12
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Gammatron 64 posted:maybe instead of playing overwatch you should get doom, a good fps game This opinion is correct.
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May 25, 2016 16:22
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lDDQD posted:This opinion is correct. Doom owns but its multiplayer is poop from a butt Oberwatch is good and people are being really silly about hating it, i say this as someone who dumps on Blizzard a lot
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May 25, 2016 16:48
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It's like TF2 but you can play more then 4 classes. Also you have healer options where you can still shoot at people.
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May 25, 2016 16:55
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Goodpancakes posted:It's like TF2 but you can play more then 4 classes. Also you have healer options where you can still shoot at people. my dreams have been answered
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May 25, 2016 17:00
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FogHelmut posted:People are still playing TF2 after 9 years? I still play poker and chess.
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May 25, 2016 17:20
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you can play a gorilla who supports dudes with a cool shield then gets pissed and starts doing giant angry monkey leaps on top of enemies, its a good game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaLopjibdOY
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May 25, 2016 17:31
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Neurolimal posted:you can play a gorilla who supports dudes with a cool shield then gets pissed and starts doing giant angry monkey leaps on top of enemies, its a good game you can leap in as the gorilla and die ignominiously while your team hangs out halfway back across the map behind a reinhardt shield
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May 25, 2016 17:34
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Fojar38 posted:you can leap in as the gorilla and die ignominiously while your team hangs out halfway back across the map behind a reinhardt shield the only way to play monkeman
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i hope everyone dies
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