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 I have noticed a lot of posts and even threads lately that seem designed to disabuse other posters of the notion that the poster is in any way a "typical goon". I understand this. While I dont personally share these posters concerns that I be viewed as a cool guy irl i do get why someone might not want to be lumped in with the stereotype depicted in the gif above. This thread is here so that you can post about how fit, successful, good looking and sex-having that you are. That way nobody will apply the dreaded goon stereotype to you. So how ungoony are you cool guys and gals?
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Could be me in the gif, though I am much older and sweatier than that. I don't want be associated with people who are young and comparitively dry.
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May 23, 2016 22:18
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Ibogaine posted:Could be me in the gif, though I am much older and sweatier than that. (try again, lets be more positive this time though)
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May 23, 2016 22:19
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Actually, I'm a stereotypical goon
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May 23, 2016 22:24
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But don't you dare loving label me or I'll cut your goddamn balls off, op
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May 23, 2016 22:24
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you guys arent getting in the concept, maybe i explained it badly
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May 23, 2016 22:25
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JiveHonky posted:(try again, lets be more positive this time though) (OK, I get it now: more positive! Will do!) Gee, that guy in the photo has some really nice underpants. I wish mine would be so fresh and so clean! (Better?)
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May 23, 2016 22:32
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JiveHonky posted:you guys arent getting in the concept, maybe i explained it badly Suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat
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May 23, 2016 22:32
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Slobber your tongue all over my sweaty taint, op
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May 23, 2016 22:32
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i'm fermenting sauerkraut as we speak definitely NOT typical goon behaviour ...
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May 23, 2016 22:33
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jivehonky with the gettin gay thread for gettin gay on lock
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May 23, 2016 22:34
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i have seen at least one anime. it made me gay
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May 23, 2016 22:34
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Shaquin posted:jivehonky with the gettin gay thread for gettin gay on lock 
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May 23, 2016 22:35
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Sweet tiffany lamp in the background, too! This guy knows what's what!
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May 23, 2016 22:35
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Iron Prince posted:i have seen at least one anime. it made me gay 
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May 23, 2016 22:35
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Ibogaine posted:Sweet tiffany lamp in the background, too! This guy knows what's what! 
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May 23, 2016 22:35
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Iron Prince posted:i have seen at least one anime. it made me gay i have seen at least one gay. it made me anime
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May 23, 2016 22:36
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I have to go to lunch. I expect this thread to be cleaned up and on subject by the time i get back.
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May 23, 2016 22:37
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(I think I am getting the hang of this!) Say what you will about straw hats, but this guy really knows how to wear one!
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May 23, 2016 22:37
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I have zero friends and zero pics of me taken by another homo sapien. So that'd never happen to me.
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May 23, 2016 22:38
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Imagine one of ur posts come to life. Ye it's that bad
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May 23, 2016 22:38
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there's really no response to a thread like this but im gay
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May 23, 2016 22:38
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Not familiar with the smiley, but I am assuming that it means "This guy gets it!". So, thanks OP!
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May 23, 2016 22:40
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I made $100.05 today sucking dicks
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May 23, 2016 22:42
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im not a goon, OP, i'm an imgurian. this imgurian. 
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May 23, 2016 22:43
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I'm a real piece of poo poo, guys. Like, I'm ready to throw a coat of kilz over my person.
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May 23, 2016 22:44
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Sancho posted:I made $100.05 today sucking dicks
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May 23, 2016 22:44
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Lesbian Bed Death posted:I'm a real piece of poo poo, guys. Like, I'm ready to throw a coat of Kilz over my person.
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May 23, 2016 22:44
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Sancho posted:I made $100.05 today sucking dicks Yeah, I thought getting sucked off 2001 times for five cents each was quite the bargain!
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May 23, 2016 22:45
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YerAuraBoresMeAlice posted:The old joke is...Who paid you $.05? Everybody! Only ur dad gave me the nickle
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May 23, 2016 22:46
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Ibogaine posted:Yeah, I thought getting sucked off 2001 times for five cents each was quite the bargain! Bwuh!? How do you even get hard that many times in a day?! The day's not even over! We've found some kind of mutant!
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May 23, 2016 22:46
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YerAuraBoresMeAlice posted:The old joke is...Who paid you $.05? Everybody! You could have set up his joke but no had to ruin the punchline (like a goon)
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May 23, 2016 22:48
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jon joe posted:Bwuh!? How do you even get hard that many times in a day?! The day's not even over! You are right: It was only possible due to dilligent preparations and planning. Let me be frank here for a second: The sheer logistics of the whole undertaking alone were mindboggling, to say the least, but in the end it was really worth it.
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May 23, 2016 22:49
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My market rates are no joking matter guys 
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May 23, 2016 22:50
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I'm very skinny and questionably possibly good looking, but otherwise cripplingly autistic.
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May 23, 2016 22:53
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i remember when being a goon was a source of pride, but now it is a source of shame goons hate everything including themselves. such a sad time it is
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May 23, 2016 22:55
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Windows 98 posted:I'm very skinny and questionably possibly good looking, but otherwise cripplingly autistic. Acceptably goony.
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May 23, 2016 22:55
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im thin and sexy and have sex and a job and all those other normal person things, and yet all that amounts to naught but a convincing camouflage for the dark, goony truth of my nature. i pray for death's sweet release.
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May 23, 2016 22:58
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The Whole Internet posted:i remember when being a goon was a source of pride, but now it is a source of shame Wide guilt
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May 23, 2016 22:59
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Goony: Dadbod Still watches cartoons as a 30 year old man Cares enough about cartoons to write lenghty posts about their deep themes. Not goony: Huge penis Big boobed wife with whom I have regular sex and give her lots of orgasms because I also eat pussy like a champ.
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