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Shaquin posted:all this time i thought jastiger was a white guy who liked fat chicks but it turns out he's just a black guy who is a black guy
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The Des Moines view: An opinion of the Windy City from a city that just breaks wind.
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May 24, 2016 20:23
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I like the part where Jagister fell for the prank of people telling him Chicago was a good Midwestern city. P.S. It's still better than Des Moines. Jastiger posted:Chicago makes a strong showing for 3rd Best in the Midwest! I will give you credit, Chicago probably is #3 behind Minneapolis and Madison. Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 20:28 on May 24, 2016 |
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May 24, 2016 20:26
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Besides Detroit and Minneapolis, I can't think of any other "cities" in the Midwest besides Chicago. Then again Chicago is my standard so even cities like New Orleans just seem like suburbs with a couple buildings to me. Edit: Indianapolis! Thought of another one! Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 20:32 on May 24, 2016 |
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May 24, 2016 20:29
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Madison, WI is the best city in the midwest, just so we're clear.
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May 24, 2016 20:30
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Solice Kirsk posted:Besides Detroit and Minneapolis, I can't think of any other "cities" in the Midwest besides Chicago. Then again Chicago is my standard so even cities like New Orleans just seem like suburbs with a couple buildings to me. Detroit is about as much a city as post-war Hiroshima was a city. Falun Bong Refugee posted:Madison, WI is the best city in the midwest, just so we're clear. I'd rate it 2nd. I love Maidson, but Minneapolis really is the crown jewel of the upper midwest.
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May 24, 2016 20:30
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Madison is a great town. I spent two months there for training back in the early 2000s and had a fantastic time.
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May 24, 2016 20:35
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I'll never go to Chicago. Thank you, Jastiger.
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May 24, 2016 20:46
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Des Moines Minneapolis/St Paul Chicago Madison Omaha Milwaukee Top 5, sponsored by the IOWA CHOP. Shaquin posted:all this time i thought jastiger was a white guy who liked fat chicks but it turns out he's just a black guy who is a black guy Jastiger isn't black either 
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May 24, 2016 20:48
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Solice Kirsk posted:Besides Detroit and Minneapolis, I can't think of any other "cities" in the Midwest besides Chicago. Then again Chicago is my standard so even cities like New Orleans just seem like suburbs with a couple buildings to me. I heard St. Louis is a city. Columbus maybe or Milwaukee. Wichita.
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May 24, 2016 20:50
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, I can't defend Chicago drivers at all. But I will say this, one time I got into a cab and told the cab driver I had to be at the train station in 15 minutes and we were about a 25 minute drive away at the start of rush hour. Dude got me there in 10. If you've never had a cab driver fly through a red light going 40mph or going the wrong way down a one way street because it is clear and you're only gonna be on it for one block then you've never lived. I just handed two $20s to the man and told him to keep it. It was fantastic. My only regret is that I didn't think to tell a cab driver to "step on it." I had a similar situation getting to DCA last week from downtown DC. He drove aggressive but still not insane. I m an what's in it for the driver other than a (hopefully) good tip? Lose his license, fir d from the cab company, etc. in short, I question your version of events.
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May 24, 2016 21:08
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I live in Chicago and I don't question those events at all
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May 24, 2016 21:22
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I've told cab drivers if they don't chill the gently caress out I won't tip them
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May 24, 2016 21:27
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Wow how does it feel to live the life of an enormous pussy
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May 24, 2016 21:35
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It's not due to fear my friend, it's because they drive like assholes for their own financial benefit, often endangering the lives of pedestrians and cyclists and other motorists
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May 24, 2016 21:39
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The faster they get you where you're going and get their money the faster they get another fare. Though I've basically been using only Uber for the last few years. Just way easier and I'm never worried about sitting in piss.
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May 24, 2016 23:21
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Jastiger posted:Des Moines That's six listed there, Chief. Also, bs you aren't black. You prefer fat chicks.
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May 24, 2016 23:26
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so you never actually got to try the local mcdonalds? gently caress talk about a wasted trip
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May 24, 2016 23:37
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  I remember my parents driving on Dan Ryan back in late 80's and early 90's and seeing crap like this all along the highway. Good riddance, but it's too bad the city's urban renewal plans didn't solve the outrageous crime/murder problem. Best things about Chicago: Chicago sports Portillo's Gyro restaurants Cute down-to-earth Midwestern girls
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May 24, 2016 23:52
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The Iowa chop is horse poo poo
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May 24, 2016 23:52
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Professor Tomtom posted:The Iowa chop is horse poo poo Enjoy your ban idiot. We DID have a really good gyro there down on the pier. All these idiots were lined up like 15 deep at the McDonalds as we walked in and we were like heh OK then, walked over to the Gyro place, spent a lot less than McD's and got boss level amounts of lamb and sauce. Owned hard. Went down well before the boat tour.
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May 24, 2016 23:55
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It's real in the field. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuRKh40AT6o
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May 24, 2016 23:55
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Jastiger posted:Enjoy your ban idiot. loving love that you're bragging about not eating at mcdonalds like the plebs only after the first one you tried was closed and the second one had too many people holy lol
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May 25, 2016 00:07
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Boner Zone posted:loving love that you're bragging about not eating at mcdonalds like the plebs only after the first one you tried was closed and the second one had too many people Mayyyybe he's yanking your goon dick
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May 25, 2016 00:32
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I think it's funny how before gbs regulars became known for funny stories and Photoshops, but now most gbs posters become known for trying to annoy people with a stupid gimmick because they are desperate for negative attention
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May 25, 2016 00:40
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Mange Mite posted:I think it's funny how before gbs regulars became known for funny stories and Photoshops, but now most gbs posters become known for trying to annoy people with a stupid gimmick because they are desperate for negative attention Probably because any attempt at a funny story posted in the last 10 years has resulted in pages of "bullshit" "stdh.txt"
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May 25, 2016 00:58
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who has time and spirit to write a bunch of poo poo like that these days
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May 25, 2016 00:59
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Mange Mite posted:I think it's funny how before gbs regulars became known for funny stories and Photoshops, but now most gbs posters become known for trying to annoy people with a stupid gimmick because they are desperate for negative attention I'm not a gimmick
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May 25, 2016 01:02
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Darth123123 posted:Mayyyybe he's yanking your goon dick dude lusts after lena dunham and sings the praises of des moines, he's just got a brain thing
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May 25, 2016 01:05
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Boner Zone posted:dude lusts after lena dunham and sings the praises of des moines, he's just got a brain thing No you do
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May 25, 2016 01:07
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perhaps i should pick up some big macs and settle in for a night of hbo's GIRLS and get my head on straight
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May 25, 2016 01:18
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luckily im not in chicago so my mcdonalds won't be closed or have long lines, suck it op 
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May 25, 2016 01:21
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The river architecture tours are top tier ways to spend some time in Chicago. Even better if you go on one of the booze ones and get a funny dossier.
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May 25, 2016 02:44
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Mange Mite posted:I think it's funny how before gbs regulars became known for funny stories and Photoshops, but now most gbs posters become known for trying to annoy people with a stupid gimmick because they are desperate for negative attention No, I think Jastiger is for real. Most of his story focuses on how expensive everything is, which is classic Midwest. There's a reason most chain restaurants serve buckets of toxic garbage for the absolute lowest possible price. Because Midwestern wide loads care only about getting a good deal. (Well, that and the waitress refilling their soda seven times.) They're the reason Applebee's is still in business.
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Boner Zone posted:dude lusts after lena dunham and sings the praises of des moines, he's just got a brain thing Sorry for your bad taste  Mange Mite posted:I think it's funny how before gbs regulars became known for funny stories and Photoshops, but now most gbs posters become known for trying to annoy people with a stupid gimmick because they are desperate for negative attention Its more saying anything is good is grounds for immediate attack in GBS. Its normal tho, I"m used to it. Some of us gotta fight the good Des Moines fight. Giraffe posted:No, I think Jastiger is for real. Most of his story focuses on how expensive everything is, which is classic Midwest. There's a reason most chain restaurants serve buckets of toxic garbage for the absolute lowest possible price. Because Midwestern wide loads care only about getting a good deal. (Well, that and the waitress refilling their soda seven times.) They're the reason Applebee's is still in business. I think you are confusing MIdwest with Baby Boomer. Don't loving do that again.
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May 25, 2016 04:02
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$12 per person  spring for a non-fast food breakfast when you're on a vacation in a major city, gently caress man, let your fat wife live a little
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May 25, 2016 04:13
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Hey when you're on a tight schedule and parking has eaten up all your budget, sometimes McDonald's makes sense.
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Chicago is real good
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May 25, 2016 13:12
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Jastiger you should come to NYC It'll be hilarious
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Jastiger posted:The wild are cool though? You lose. they fired mike yeo which was not cool because i liked how bald he is now i wont get to see his bald head on tv
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