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I used to hate driving in downtown Chicago. Now I absolutely love it. Everywhere else I am just trying to get to my destination safely and in a timely manner. In Chicago I'm driving to defeat every other mother fucker on the road. You leave me 8/10s of a car length I'm gonna consume that poo poo. If you aren't careful, a bus is going to introduce your rear end to the curb while making its next stop. You need to learn to embrace your hatred for you fellow man.
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Renegret posted:Jastiger you should come to NYC Jast would get devoured by NYC. But there are plenty of McDonald's here, which he can keep shoveling into the trough his wife eats from. I'm sure that's how he convinced her the IOWA CHOP is so good.
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May 25, 2016 15:39
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Chicago is fat gently caress central you can do much better than mcdonalds
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May 25, 2016 16:27
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There's no shame here for eating a meatball sub the size of a phone book
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May 25, 2016 16:29
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Jastiger posted:Des Moines madison behind chicago smdh
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May 25, 2016 16:50
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Wasnt' aware that wanting cheap quick breakfast equated to Super fat, but hoooo kay.
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May 25, 2016 17:05
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Jastiger posted:Wasnt' aware that wanting cheap quick breakfast equated to Super fat, but hoooo kay. youre chubby and your wife is a hog 
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May 25, 2016 17:26
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Can I ask a real question? Why are you so into pushing the Iowa Chop instead of Steak de Burgo? At least de Burgo is a prepared dish and not just a center cut pork chop. Not to mention its loving delicious.
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May 25, 2016 17:32
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Solice Kirsk posted:Can I ask a real question? Why are you so into pushing the Iowa Chop instead of Steak de Burgo? At least de Burgo is a prepared dish and not just a center cut pork chop. Not to mention its loving delicious. You're right. It just doesn't roll off the tongue the way IOWA CHOP does. But you're absolutely right, and I can change over to Steak De Burgo if that makes you feel better. vols bitch posted:youre chubby and your wife is a hog My wife is pregnant and not really that big a girl, so...you have offended me sir *draws sword*
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May 25, 2016 17:38
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Yes! Brag about the de Burgo because it is a legit reason to go to Des Moines.
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May 25, 2016 17:53
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hows the mcdonalds in des moines, haven't heard great things so I may not even waste a trip
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May 25, 2016 20:14
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OP is an idiot fat bitch that lives in Mooville and i hope he lives out a long boring life which he then regrets on his death bed.
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May 25, 2016 20:23
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Boner Zone posted:hows the mcdonalds in des moines, haven't heard great things so I may not even waste a trip You get no Steak De Burgo. Snatch Duster posted:OP is an idiot fat bitch that lives in Mooville and i hope he lives out a long boring life which he then regrets on his death bed. I already regret it, I had to read your dumb as hell post.
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May 25, 2016 21:10
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Jastiger posted:You get no Steak De Burgo. lol they dont have that at mcdonalds anyway what do i care
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May 25, 2016 22:21
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More like IOWA CHUMP
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May 25, 2016 22:36
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Jastiger posted:Wasnt' aware that wanting cheap quick breakfast equated to Super fat, but hoooo kay. You, like most Midwesterners, want cheap, familiar food with generous portions. What does that spell? All the lovely chain restaurants that are blimping up the middle of the country. No, you don't have to be super fat yet magically somehow you all are. It's weird.
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May 25, 2016 22:37
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cripple fight
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May 25, 2016 22:56
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Boner Zone posted:dude lusts after lena dunham and sings the praises of des moines, he's just got a brain thing a barn thing
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May 25, 2016 23:50
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Chicago is fat gently caress central you can do much better than mcdonalds As a fat gently caress who's lived here for 15 years, agreed, you can do better and way cheaper than McDonald's.
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May 25, 2016 23:53
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Giraffe posted:You, like most Midwesterners, want cheap, familiar food with generous portions. What does that spell? All the lovely chain restaurants that are blimping up the middle of the country. No, you don't have to be super fat yet magically somehow you all are. It's weird. Lol no. I just want not over priced bullshit food. I just had a $1 hot dog at the ball game last night. Chicago wants to charge me $6 for the SAME hot dog. gently caress that. I wonder what kind of audio cables you use, oh poo poo i shouldn't have asked incoming rant on quality of $400 audio cables. whoflungpoop posted:a barn thing Leave your mother out of this.
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May 26, 2016 00:02
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Honestly Good Things I Can Say About Iowa - polite drivers that routinely get the gently caress out of your way once they see you coming up behind them - backroads you can speed the gently caress through bc why not and some of them can be interesting/pretty - sunday breakfast at a rural rear end perkins is the whitest thing ive ever whited 💯 💯 💯 💯
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May 26, 2016 00:07
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whoflungpoop posted:Honestly Good Things I Can Say About Iowa u should grow ur hair long and get a cottage the rest is boring as gently caress and basically they end up in their 30s dosing their wives with anavar doing synthetic heroin mdma combos and swinging like american psycho
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May 26, 2016 00:12
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Rural Iowa Perkins, sunday brunch after church, in a packed room full of polite midwesterners profoundly whiter than me Slightly better off, more dignified northern counterpart to a Texas sorghumtown's One Dairy Queen
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May 26, 2016 00:14
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Jastiger posted:Lol no. I just want not over priced bullshit food. I just had a $1 hot dog at the ball game last night. Chicago wants to charge me $6 for the SAME hot dog. gently caress that. jastiger dissing my mom and that goofydick stalker quoting me back to back like some turd-cursed threadomen
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May 26, 2016 00:19
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Jastiger posted:Lol no. I just want not over priced bullshit food. I just had a $1 hot dog at the ball game last night. Chicago wants to charge me $6 for the SAME hot dog. gently caress that.  Do you like Jethro's BBQ? They smoke a mean pork chop. What I'm saying here is, you want to go to Jethro's for lunch ?
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May 26, 2016 00:24
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my eperience in iowa = nw part and they are very nice/white but the men on the minnesota side of the border are more love+gently caress able 
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Giraffe posted:You, like most Midwesterners, want cheap, familiar food with generous portions. What does that spell? All the lovely chain restaurants that are blimping up the middle of the country. No, you don't have to be super fat yet magically somehow you all are. It's weird. No one on the coasts getting fatter
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whoflungpoop posted:jastiger dissing my mom and that goofydick stalker quoting me back to back like some turd-cursed threadomen Its cuz secretly we love you and know you just want to feel included and "Cool". whoflungpoop posted:my eperience in iowa = nw part and they are very nice/white but the men on the minnesota side of the border are more love+gently caress able ALso the worst part, responsible for nearly any glimpse of republicanism in this state  strangehamster posted:
Yes its very good, but that looks gross. I'll order the ribs.
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