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-Show opens with Seth basking in rapturous applause and thanking us for all the get well cards  jk he threw all that in the trash and burned it. He's back to get HIS WWE title back from Roman Reigns. He takes the YOU PEOPLE promo about as far as it can go but still can't get the crowd to cheer for Roman. Thankfully Shane is out to play Paul Heyman and spare us from a Reigns promo and make their match for MitB-Sheamus/Sami is our first MitB qualifying match. Sami seems puzzled wrestling someone paler than him. He wins with Heckuva Kick. -Sheamus attacks some random CAW backstage, mutter something about "drat millennials, fella" -New Day are here to celebrate their retaining the belt at EC, and they have a cake so of course someone needs to be pied in the face with it. Big E stalks ringside and the announcers, then Social Outcasts jump them. -Social Outcasts/New Day is next. New Day wins, the Bo Train pulls out of the station, Heath gets pied with the cake. -No I don't care if getting "pied" with "cake" makes no sense I'm running with it. -Miz/Cesaro MitB qualifier is next. Cesaro wins a fun match with the uppercut/neutralizer combo. Sub Zero would be proud. -Seth is backstage for a quick interview with Renee. He spots Steph offscreen and is denied the bro hug. Apparently his relationship with The Authority has changed and is no longer what it was. -Jericho/CAW is next. Jericho wins with the code breaker. -Corbin interviewed backstage and Ziggler calls him out for being a bad technical wrestler. He replies he's trying his best to channel Chris Benoit with the badly receding hairline. Everyone else awkwardly backs out of frame. -Enzo is back! He and Cass cut a promo on the Dudleys, followed by a quick Cass/Bubba match. Cass wins, they celebrate, no dimes can be found. -Charlotte promo is next. She welcomes Dana as her new BFF and thanks...herself. She calls her dad an absentee father who she let share her spotlight, now she is the dirtiest player in the game and he can  . Ric tearfully leaves the ring. Hold the door, Ric. HOLD IT!-Dolph/Dean is the next MitB qualifier. Dolph shows Corbin how it's done by jobbing clean. -Ric shares a handshake with Arn and walks out the exit  -AJ is out to tell us ROMAN IS THE BEST EVER, PLEASE LIKE HIM, buuuut, he would have won if Gallows, Anderson, and the Usos hadn't interfered. Gallows and Anderson take exception to this and let him know YOU'VE CHANGED, MAN! AJ tells him they need space, but they can still be buds. Gallows & Anderson don't take lightly this violation of the bro code and end it. AJ tells them to leave his ring. -AJ/Owens is our main event and last MitB qualifier for the night. During the match Owens teases an over the top rope spot only to roll out of the ring and just punch him instead, proving once and for all he is a goon. Owens wins with a pop up power bomb. See, now, AJ, if you had ya boys you woulda been in there, but ya had to go and do what you did.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Also again I will say if Seth is overtly heel tonight I will eat my words. SamuraiFoochs posted:They've set up two prospective feuds for Roman: Styles, who's 100% face, and Bray, who it seems was cemented as a face tonight. After those two or maybe even before, Seth will probably be back to reclaim the title he never lost, almost assuredly as a face. SamuraiFoochs posted:I don't think there's an "if" here. They planned to turn him even pre-injury and the chances of someone being a face after nearly a year off, especially someone as over as Seth, are almost 100% anyway. SamuraiFoochs posted:Wait does anyone other than that one doof honestly think Seth isn't returning as a face? Not only do injured guys come back face 95% of the time, they were planning a face turn for Seth pre-injury AND that Reddit insider reported it. SamuraiFoochs posted:Seth IS returning as a face though, and he IS gunning for his title. Neither of those is a question mark. And no, I think that "If they were gonna turn him they would've" argument is a fallacy. SamuraiFoochs posted:There's almost no way Rollins isn't face when he returns because injury return and Rollins's offense is tailor made for a babyface and Revise Rebuild Reclaim etc. SamuraiFoochs posted:Lots of times? Besides, there's no way Seth won't come back to a hero's welcome, so turning him is the obvious choice. He was already getting face pops as champ. SamuraiFoochs posted:I said he's a top five face and you're a massive dingus to think otherwise. Also you're an even bigger dingus to think they won't have Rollins be a face. Attention idiots: they were going to turn him EVEN BEFORE the injury.
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May 24, 2016 04:11
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TL;DR yes Seth is still a heel and no the company will never change Also turns out Anderson/Gallows weren't the reason Styles couldn't win, he just can't win in general
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May 24, 2016 04:12
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congrats wwe on somehow making me feel sad for ric flair
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May 24, 2016 04:12
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There was no Rusev but we got a Shining Stars segment I am very mad
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May 24, 2016 04:12
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Mick Foley looks like a hobo, I love it
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May 24, 2016 04:12
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rip scott steiner
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Savage, but fair
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May 24, 2016 04:13
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Happy that Cesaro actually won a match. Sad that he won't win MITB.
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May 24, 2016 04:13
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Ragnarok the Red posted:-No I don't care if getting "pied" with "cake" makes no sense I'm running with it. I hear you brother.
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May 24, 2016 04:14
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Crowd wants to boo Reigns and cheer Seth but Vince will have none of that.
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:get on the reigns train or be left in the dust I prefer the dust STAARRRRRRRRRDUSSTTTToh gently caress, right
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May 24, 2016 04:14
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Miz was always good.
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:get on the reigns train or be left in the dust
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May 24, 2016 04:15
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May 24, 2016 04:15
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The Miz should have won that match. Straight up.
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May 24, 2016 04:16
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is vince just full on gently caress you people it's the roman show no matter what or does he honestly think feeding just a few more indie darlings to roman will make fans legit cheer him? i imagine it's mostly the first even if he also believes the second
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May 24, 2016 04:16
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I don't know why I'm so mad with Owens winning. I'm surprised they aren't setting feuds like they used to with interference.
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oatgan posted:ric flair cried again Seth's suit was wet with Ric Flair's tears Tweak posted:is vince just full on gently caress you people it's the roman show no matter what or does he honestly think feeding just a few more indie darlings to roman will make fans legit cheer him Roman is good though
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May 24, 2016 04:17
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I watched Whose Line in the 9pm hour, so here's a belated HOWUDOIN HOWUDOIN HOWUDOIN HOWUDOIN. Also, I'm going to use Enzo's newest punctuation mark(achoo)
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May 24, 2016 04:18
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Sticky Nate posted:Roman is good though oh i know, aj styles told me himself!
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Tweak posted:is vince just full on gently caress you people it's the roman show no matter what or does he honestly think feeding just a few more indie darlings to roman will make fans legit cheer him? i imagine it's mostly the first even if he also believes the second It's 100% the first, although the indie darlings being fed to him will also happen in bunches. Don't be shocked if Finn and Nakamura fall to him this year, 2016's still young
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Tweak posted:is vince just full on gently caress you people it's the roman show no matter what or does he honestly think feeding just a few more indie darlings to roman will make fans legit cheer him? i imagine it's mostly the first even if he also believes the second Probably, and like I've said before, until people stop showing up and buying the Network in the end he's wholly justified.
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May 24, 2016 04:18
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AJ Styles is the new and improved dolph ziggler Apollo crews is going to squash sheamus before he bolts for hollywood but without batista's success and good looks
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May 24, 2016 04:18
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I like Roman Reigns way more than AJ Styles so I'm glad Reigns is still champ.
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roman reigns then now forever
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Senerio posted:I like Roman Reigns way more than AJ Styles so I'm glad Reigns is still champ. Hi Vince!
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May 24, 2016 04:21
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i mostly just want to believe vince actually thinks in his insane mind that all the pieces of his master plan will shortly fall into place and we WILL. LOVE. THE GUY.
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Is The Guy The Big Dog Roman Reigns a heel yet?
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Sticky Nate posted:The Miz should have won that match. Straight up. He's on the absolute run of his life right now and if they run Miz/AJ at MITB it will be a legit MOTYC up until the bullshit bullet club interference finish.
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May 24, 2016 04:22
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WCW died, and nobody stood up, because they weren't WCW fans
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does wwe know what a podcast is because this is just an interview with zero affiliation to an actual podcast as far as i can tell
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Skinty McEdger posted:He's on the absolute run of his life right now and if they run Miz/AJ at MITB it will be a legit MOTYC up until the bullshit bullet club interference finish. Really? Miz's runs have been the same since day one.
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May 24, 2016 04:23
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StarkRavingMad posted:Hi Vince! Remember to subscribe to the WWE Network for just $9.99! Enjoy the Summerslam Main Event of Roman Reigns vs Baron Corbin!
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May 24, 2016 04:24
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schweens posted:AJ Styles is the new and improved dolph ziggler Hmm I'm holding out for a love triangle/quadrangle storyline that ruins the heat of everyone involved. Maybe get Bayley in it.
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May 24, 2016 04:25
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Foochs is a Dingus doof
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I'm very much glad that AJ Styles is being shuffled down the card, and we now have room for wrestlers I like, like Baron Corbin, to be WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Here's a link for anyone who feels different.
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