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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i just realized that when i have a kid in the next 10 years or so, if they're a boy i'm going to have to sit through all of these cgi shitfests from the ages of 10 to 16 and i got really, really depressed

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Even in death I still serve

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Victory for slyvanas

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



boom boom boom posted:

lol no. The movie has worse CGI



Introducing: PENTIUM 4 PROCESSOR

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i mean this movie is like 5 years too late to actually be a big deal and make money

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Business Gorillas posted:

i just realized that when i have a kid in the next 10 years or so, if they're a boy i'm going to have to sit through all of these cgi shitfests from the ages of 10 to 16 and i got really, really depressed

No way man, maybe frozen and tangled, and pixar and newer DreamWorks, but Aladdin and company hold up (i'm really upset how long my caveats grew)

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Hehe I'm going to go see this lovely movie TWICE just to piss off the feminists and sjdubs that are making GBS threads all over this movie I'm gonna see it TWICE just to show em I'm going to buy TWO TICKETS to this movie to teach them a lesson about liking or not liking certain movies

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
More lumber is required to care.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Business Gorillas posted:

i mean this movie is like 5 years too late to actually be a big deal and make money

That's pretty much what I said at the first preview "wow, now?"

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Business Gorillas posted:

i mean this movie is like 5 years too late to actually be a big deal and make money

I think it's been in development hell for a decade.

Now they're just hoping it'll get people interested enough in World of Warcraft that they'll stop hemorrhaging players

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
shamWoW

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
cant wait for the overwatch movie

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
gonna watch the hell out of the hearthstone hbo miniseries

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

boom boom boom posted:

I think it's been in development hell for a decade.

Now they're just hoping it'll get people interested enough in World of Warcraft that they'll stop hemorrhaging players

I heard one of the newer expansions removed flying in the new zone and they had to add it back in. Lol. You can't GO BACKWARDS

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Your Dead Gay Son posted:

No way man, maybe frozen and tangled, and pixar and newer DreamWorks, but Aladdin and company hold up (i'm really upset how long my caveats grew)

no 12 year old boy is watching disney. im assuming they're busy watching transformers and wondering how they're going to buy a watermelon so they can drill a hole in it and gently caress it

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Death to the living

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
for real tho i think a starcraft movie would be rad as gently caress as long as they didnt make it some stupid action romance between raynor and kerrigan like the game

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



the great deceiver posted:

for real tho i think a starcraft movie would be rad as gently caress as long as they didnt make it some stupid action romance between raynor and kerrigan like the game

they already made this movie friend. its called starship troopers and it fuckin owns

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
which they absolutely would

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Business Gorillas posted:

they already made this movie friend. its called starship troopers and it fuckin owns

ya its a good movie but it doesnt have the PROTOSS :byodood:

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014
So starting a thread with the purpose of stating the obvious isn't shitposting? OP, please name a movie based on a video game that isn't terrible.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Zaradis posted:

So starting a thread with the purpose of stating the obvious isn't shitposting? OP, please name a movie based on a video game that isn't terrible.

I like the Resident Evil movie series

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

the great deceiver posted:

for real tho i think a starcraft movie would be rad as gently caress as long as they didnt make it some stupid action romance between raynor and kerrigan like the game

i never played starcraft so im redlighting this project before it gets started sorry

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
the mortal kombat movie from the 90s rules

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

the great deceiver posted:

for real tho i think a starcraft movie would be rad as gently caress as long as they didnt make it some stupid action romance between raynor and kerrigan like the game

They did it in starcraft 2 alongside other tripe, so you KNOW that they would do it in the movie. Because all movies gotta have it.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

JiveHonky posted:

i never played starcraft so im redlighting this project before it gets started sorry

im gonna crowdfund it

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Zaradis posted:

So starting a thread with the purpose of stating the obvious isn't shitposting? OP, please name a movie based on a video game that isn't terrible.

better report this thread, we don't appreciate shitposting in the gebeess

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT


ELLO BABY

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

the mortal kombat movie from the 90s rules

"I got Mr. Ed!!"

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Wicker Man posted:

They did it in starcraft 2 alongside other tripe, so you KNOW that they would do it in the movie. Because all movies gotta have it.

the terran story in sc2 was so bad. i never finished the zerg campaign or even got to the protoss one so im not sure if it improved

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

boom boom boom posted:

I like the Resident Evil movie series

:rolleyes:

Possibly the most overrated movies ever.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
We hab to stop the orgs.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Joust posted:

We hab to stop the orgs.

this guy knows what up

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

the great deceiver posted:

for real tho i think a starcraft movie would be rad as gently caress as long as they didnt make it some stupid action romance between raynor and kerrigan like the game

id be fine if it's this kerrigan

:nws::nws::nws:http://i.imgur.com/dPpolx6.jpg:nws::nws::nws:

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

:jackbud:

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Shaquin posted:

id be fine if it's this kerrigan

:nws::nws::nws:http://i.imgur.com/dPpolx6.jpg:nws::nws::nws:

:eyepop:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I haven't seen it, but I've heard good things about the Onechanbara movie

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Wow all these hulks look like muscle shreks.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Remember when Peter Jackson was supposed to be doing the Halo movie?

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Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Joust posted:

Wow all these hulks look like muscle shreks.

:roflolmao:

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