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the great deceiver posted:the terran story in sc2 was so bad. i never finished the zerg campaign or even got to the protoss one so im not sure if it improved From what I heard it didn't get any better. The fact that the Matt Horner guy could have easily been Jim's commander buddy, but wasnt, was pretty annoying.
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i think the assassins creed movie might actually end up being kind of cool
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# ? May 24, 2016 05:59 |
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"I don't like Orcs, they're coarse and irritating and they get everywhere" *Casts a healing spell*
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# ? May 24, 2016 05:59 |
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Shaquin posted:id be fine if it's this kerrigan "That's what I call sloppy."
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:01 |
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"Do not fear the humans, they are small and weak! We will take this castle and they will mew like babes at the teet. Now who here has watched the guide for this fight?"
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:01 |
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Are the posters in the OP real cause they're like offensively bad.
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:15 |
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There is a part of me that hopes a band of 5-25 misfit non-named characters get ordered to go fight some battle. "Bigdong, you and Giggletits take 20 men and head to the north and slow down Magtheridon"
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:15 |
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ill be pissed if there are mo furbolgs. en taro adun tassadar!
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:17 |
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Windows 98 posted:There is a part of me that hopes a band of 5-25 misfit non-named characters get ordered to go fight some battle. unfortunately I think what has held this movie up for a long time is a divergence of vision where despite being under blizzards direct hand more or less it probly got mediated by focus groups until it was reduced to a relatively characterless shell so that it would be "accessible"
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:18 |
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i.e what jive mentioned about the elves etc.
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:19 |
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Windows 98 posted:There is a part of me that hopes a band of 5-25 misfit non-named characters get ordered to go fight some battle. "K, we need 4 footman on the front, and 7 dwarves shooting from the back. I shall join the footman at the front "
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:22 |
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All this emotion.
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:22 |
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This this has unwittingly revealed lovely posters to be Warcraft addicts.
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:23 |
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FINAL SCENE Main Hero wistfully looks over expansive battlefield. The huge enemy attack has been stopped and forced to retreat, though they are not totally defeated. Main Hero: "Truly we now live in a world... of warcraft!" ROLL CREDITS
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:23 |
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Nick Rivers posted:FINAL SCENE um wow i am pretty sure that you arent allowed to leak scripts onto the forums
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:26 |
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we need mroe farms
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:28 |
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lol This thing cost $160 million to make. Flop inevitable.
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:29 |
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Could you imagine the outrage if a woman hooked up with an 8ft tall orc in the movie instead of ragnar hooking up with a regular sized green lady
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:30 |
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Robo Reagan posted:Could you imagine the outrage if a woman hooked up with an 8ft tall orc in the movie instead of ragnar hooking up with a regular sized green lady Have you been reading my deviantart profile?
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:31 |
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Immortan posted:This this has unwittingly revealed lovely posters to be Warcraft addicts. What server u on bro
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:35 |
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MEDIVH STOP STANDING IN THE AOE loving IDIOT
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:37 |
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i play as a level 100 dead gay gnome, of coufrse i will see this dumb as poo poo movie.
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# ? May 24, 2016 06:50 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Are the posters in the OP real cause they're like offensively bad. There's even more of them
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# ? May 24, 2016 07:15 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:me not that kind of orc
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# ? May 24, 2016 07:17 |
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The idea of character posters only works if you have recognizable actors, or recognizable characters. "Hey, this movie has three different kind of tusked potato person" isn't great marketing, imo
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# ? May 24, 2016 07:18 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's even more of them whats going on with the dude in the lower left? he looks like that asian wizard from that kurt russel movie
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# ? May 24, 2016 07:38 |
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Business Gorillas posted:whats going on with the dude in the lower left? he looks like that asian wizard from that kurt russel movie That is Gul'dan. He's one of the orcs.
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# ? May 24, 2016 07:50 |
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Business Gorillas posted:whats going on with the dude in the lower left? he looks like that asian wizard from that kurt russel movie The movie you are thinking of is Big Trouble In Little China and it loving owns bones. Also that's Gul'Dan. Bad Orc dude that's more or less responsible for the corruption of the orcs. He made them drink some corrupted blood or something (blood of Magtheridon?). This transition is marked by their skin changing from red to green.
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# ? May 24, 2016 07:54 |
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I have no interest in seeing this movie. Unless the ending turns into Blazing Saddles. Someone falls into the green screen and tears it open, they're having a big CG fight on the Universal Studio Lot and they burst into parodies of every major Summer movie.
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# ? May 24, 2016 07:57 |
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I liked the Murlocks or whatever the fish guys who made the funny noises were called
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# ? May 24, 2016 08:03 |
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Would.
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# ? May 24, 2016 08:04 |
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lmao this and the angry birds movie, just lmao
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:02 |
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boom boom boom posted:The idea of character posters only works if you have recognizable actors, or recognizable characters. Business Gorillas posted:whats going on with the dude in the lower left? he looks like that asian wizard from that kurt russel movie JiveHonky posted:That is Gul'dan. He's one of the orcs. Target demographic located.
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:05 |
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Immortan posted:This this has unwittingly revealed lovely posters to be Warcraft addicts. It's true. Not gonna see this though, 'cause I sure as hell don't play the game for its rich and compelling story.
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:12 |
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Code Jockey posted:lmao this and the angry birds movie, just lmao Don't forget the Ratchet and Clank movie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZqmL677X-g The film was predicted to make $8 million on its opening weekend but barely made that much over its entire run and dropped out of cinemas after only three weeks. The studio would later blame their failure on other animated movies like Zootopia and The Jungle Book being too popular which created the "loss of a large portion of the family market" so there wasn't enough people left over to buy tickets to R&C.
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:18 |
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If they just made it all CGI like the game cutscenes I would believe it could actually be good. I mean the Overwatch trailer was better than say, a Dreamworks CGI movie trailer. But this is gonna be awful.
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:18 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Don't forget the Ratchet and Clank movie! However, with R&C, I've got a bit of a dumb theory. Isn't China a relatively huge market for CG animated movies? If I recall correctly, major gaming companies like Sony and MS are just in the last few years getting able to get some systems sold in the country. I wonder if Sony was hoping R&C would do 'just good enough" domestically but be popular enough in the release in the Chinese market/box office to help build up some brand awareness for gaming and merchandising sales of stuff on the PS platform in China as a result. However, I say that and I can't find any indication on BOMojo that it has gotten a China release at all.
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:31 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Would. Fully agreed. Zug-zug.
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:36 |
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chuck norris is going to make a goddamn cameo, isn't he
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:38 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:13 |
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The epic tale of how you redownload the same custom map because it's now slightly edited and then half the people drop out at countdown. WARCRAFT: 7 vs 1 BGH STOMPZ
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