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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

the great deceiver posted:

the terran story in sc2 was so bad. i never finished the zerg campaign or even got to the protoss one so im not sure if it improved

From what I heard it didn't get any better. The fact that the Matt Horner guy could have easily been Jim's commander buddy, but wasnt, was pretty annoying.

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i think the assassins creed movie might actually end up being kind of cool

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
"I don't like Orcs, they're coarse and irritating and they get everywhere" *Casts a healing spell*

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Shaquin posted:

id be fine if it's this kerrigan

:nws::nws::nws:http://i.imgur.com/dPpolx6.jpg:nws::nws::nws:

"That's what I call sloppy."

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
"Do not fear the humans, they are small and weak! We will take this castle and they will mew like babes at the teet. Now who here has watched the guide for this fight?"

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Are the posters in the OP real cause they're like offensively bad.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
There is a part of me that hopes a band of 5-25 misfit non-named characters get ordered to go fight some battle.

"Bigdong, you and Giggletits take 20 men and head to the north and slow down Magtheridon"

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
ill be pissed if there are mo furbolgs.

en taro adun tassadar!

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Windows 98 posted:

There is a part of me that hopes a band of 5-25 misfit non-named characters get ordered to go fight some battle.

"Bigdong, you and Giggletits take 20 men and head to the north and slow down Magtheridon"

unfortunately I think what has held this movie up for a long time is a divergence of vision where despite being under blizzards direct hand more or less it probly got mediated by focus groups until it was reduced to a relatively characterless shell so that it would be "accessible"

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
i.e what jive mentioned about the elves etc.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Windows 98 posted:

There is a part of me that hopes a band of 5-25 misfit non-named characters get ordered to go fight some battle.

"Bigdong, you and Giggletits take 20 men and head to the north and slow down Magtheridon"

"K, we need 4 footman on the front, and 7 dwarves shooting from the back. I shall join the footman at the front :black101:"

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
All this emotion.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
This this has unwittingly revealed lovely posters to be Warcraft addicts. :smaug:

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
FINAL SCENE

Main Hero wistfully looks over expansive battlefield.
The huge enemy attack has been stopped and forced to retreat, though they are not totally defeated.

Main Hero: "Truly we now live in a world... of warcraft!"

ROLL CREDITS

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Nick Rivers posted:

FINAL SCENE

Main Hero wistfully looks over expansive battlefield.
The huge enemy attack has been stopped and forced to retreat, though they are not totally defeated.

Main Hero: "Truly we now live in a world... of warcraft!"

ROLL CREDITS

um wow i am pretty sure that you arent allowed to leak scripts onto the forums

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

we need mroe farms

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
lol This thing cost $160 million to make. Flop inevitable.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Could you imagine the outrage if a woman hooked up with an 8ft tall orc in the movie instead of ragnar hooking up with a regular sized green lady

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Robo Reagan posted:

Could you imagine the outrage if a woman hooked up with an 8ft tall orc in the movie instead of ragnar hooking up with a regular sized green lady

Have you been reading my deviantart profile?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Immortan posted:

This this has unwittingly revealed lovely posters to be Warcraft addicts. :smaug:

What server u on bro

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
MEDIVH STOP STANDING IN THE AOE loving IDIOT

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i play as a level 100 dead gay gnome, of coufrse i will see this dumb as poo poo movie.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ArbitraryC posted:

Are the posters in the OP real cause they're like offensively bad.

There's even more of them

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

me not that kind of orc

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
The idea of character posters only works if you have recognizable actors, or recognizable characters.

"Hey, this movie has three different kind of tusked potato person" isn't great marketing, imo

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's even more of them



whats going on with the dude in the lower left? he looks like that asian wizard from that kurt russel movie

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Business Gorillas posted:

whats going on with the dude in the lower left? he looks like that asian wizard from that kurt russel movie

That is Gul'dan. He's one of the orcs.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Business Gorillas posted:

whats going on with the dude in the lower left? he looks like that asian wizard from that kurt russel movie

The movie you are thinking of is Big Trouble In Little China and it loving owns bones. Also that's Gul'Dan. Bad Orc dude that's more or less responsible for the corruption of the orcs. He made them drink some corrupted blood or something (blood of Magtheridon?). This transition is marked by their skin changing from red to green.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I have no interest in seeing this movie. Unless the ending turns into Blazing Saddles. Someone falls into the green screen and tears it open, they're having a big CG fight on the Universal Studio Lot and they burst into parodies of every major Summer movie.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I liked the Murlocks or whatever the fish guys who made the funny noises were called

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Would.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
lmao this and the angry birds movie, just lmao

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



boom boom boom posted:

The idea of character posters only works if you have recognizable actors, or recognizable characters.


Business Gorillas posted:

whats going on with the dude in the lower left? he looks like that asian wizard from that kurt russel movie


JiveHonky posted:

That is Gul'dan. He's one of the orcs.

Target demographic located.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

Immortan posted:

This this has unwittingly revealed lovely posters to be Warcraft addicts. :smaug:

It's true.

Not gonna see this though, 'cause I sure as hell don't play the game for its rich and compelling story.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Code Jockey posted:

lmao this and the angry birds movie, just lmao

Don't forget the Ratchet and Clank movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZqmL677X-g

The film was predicted to make $8 million on its opening weekend but barely made that much over its entire run and dropped out of cinemas after only three weeks. The studio would later blame their failure on other animated movies like Zootopia and The Jungle Book being too popular which created the "loss of a large portion of the family market" so there wasn't enough people left over to buy tickets to R&C. :newlol:

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
If they just made it all CGI like the game cutscenes I would believe it could actually be good. I mean the Overwatch trailer was better than say, a Dreamworks CGI movie trailer. But this is gonna be awful.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Don't forget the Ratchet and Clank movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZqmL677X-g

The film was predicted to make $8 million on its opening weekend but barely made that much over its entire run and dropped out of cinemas after only three weeks. The studio would later blame their failure on other animated movies like Zootopia and The Jungle Book being too popular which created the "loss of a large portion of the family market" so there wasn't enough people left over to buy tickets to R&C. :newlol:

However, with R&C, I've got a bit of a dumb theory.

Isn't China a relatively huge market for CG animated movies?

If I recall correctly, major gaming companies like Sony and MS are just in the last few years getting able to get some systems sold in the country. I wonder if Sony was hoping R&C would do 'just good enough" domestically but be popular enough in the release in the Chinese market/box office to help build up some brand awareness for gaming and merchandising sales of stuff on the PS platform in China as a result.

However, I say that and I can't find any indication on BOMojo that it has gotten a China release at all.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Fully agreed. Zug-zug.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
chuck norris is going to make a goddamn cameo, isn't he :ughh:

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


The epic tale of how you redownload the same custom map because it's now slightly edited and then half the people drop out at countdown.

WARCRAFT: 7 vs 1 BGH STOMPZ

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