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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Dave_Indeed posted:

I've seen more fist fights at Waffle House than any bar I've ever been to.

How many of them involved Kid Rock?

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Ein cooler Typ posted:

ihop tries too hard to be a nice fancy restaurant like olive garden

lol...

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Anyone else been up and starving at a Waffle House at the witching hour?
i'd imagine most Waffle House customers are drunk, starving, and up after midnight

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Casimir Radon posted:

I'm sorry you live somewhere where they have Waffle House.

In my town there's two Waffle Houses within a block of each other

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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WatermelonGun posted:

wait you think olive garden is fancy?

I read this more like IHOP tries to be fancy in the same manner that Olive Garden tries to be fancy

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Code Jockey posted:

I read this more like IHOP tries to be fancy in the same manner that Olive Garden tries to be fancy

A pretty good joke if you ask me.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Shaquin posted:

i went to one right outside of new orleans probly one of many when i was staying nearby and i could not believe the good vibes admittedly it was a stellar morning and close to mardi gras but the staff was groovin' and the food was ridiculously well cooked for griddle/diner stuff

is this a genuine review pulled from google or do you just really loving love waffle house

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Jan 24, 2006

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The Sphinxster posted:

A pretty good joke if you ask me.

olive garden serves wine I mean what more do you want

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
I loving love Olive Garden

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
applebees is good (unironic post)

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Code Jockey posted:

olive garden serves wine I mean what more do you want

i would eat fettucini alfredo out of

out of, what's disgusting? something bad and gross and offensive to all posters

it's that good. then i'd have some breadsticks too :)

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
i don't live near waffle houses anymore. hell i can't even get a sausage biscuit around here gotta eat all my breakfast sandwiches on croissants.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Double hashbrowns, scattered, smothered and chunked, two eggs over medium, side of bacon, side of sausage.

I'll see you again at lunch when I'm fixing a hangover.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

TheUltimateDoofus posted:

i don't live near waffle houses anymore. hell i can't even get a sausage biscuit around here gotta eat all my breakfast sandwiches on croissants.

look at this doofus eating things on "croissants". he's a girl.

eat white bread and bacon. be a man, girl

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Grits are BULLSHIT.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Perkins is better for true alkies I

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Darth123123 posted:

Perkins is better for true alkies I

false, perkins is for poth eads

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
if youre not dumb you get like 3/4 hashbrowns on a giant plate and then just some eggs and some other fat poo poo thrown in there and eat it all together. maybe pancakes or something. orange juice.

bunch of morans.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013

AugmentedVision posted:

false, perkins is for poth eads

I went into the Perkins near my house and my girlfriend and I were the only people not on staff under 70

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Friendly's

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Kitsunegari posted:

I went into the Perkins near my house and my girlfriend and I were the only people not on staff under 70

you didn't go at 2am

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Drunk & Ugly posted:

if youre not dumb you get like 3/4 hashbrowns on a giant plate and then just some eggs and some other fat poo poo thrown in there and eat it all together. maybe pancakes or something. orange juice.

bunch of morans.

Solid post

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

AugmentedVision posted:

applebees is good (unironic post)
yeah alright, "unironic"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i hope you get run over by a car in the parking lot but dont die, OP

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
if you can't enjoy some apps at applebees or chilis or fridays you're a snooty bitch and probably a poor person trying too hard to be fancy

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

AugmentedVision posted:

applebees is good (unironic post)

Not when ur serving me

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013

AugmentedVision posted:

you didn't go at 2am

Touche

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

9:30 am is the best grandma time

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Shaquin posted:

i went to one right outside of new orleans probly one of many when i was staying nearby and i could not believe the good vibes admittedly it was a stellar morning and close to mardi gras but the staff was groovin' and the food was ridiculously well cooked for griddle/diner stuff

Mad voodoo at the Waffle House.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Make sure when a fight breaks out you hold your phone horizontally. And yell out "Worldstar". And submit it to Worldstar HipHop.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Chief McHeath posted:

Grits are BULLSHIT.

Kill whitey

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Anyone else been up and starving at a Waffle House at the witching hour? I think Steak 'n Shake is better at night, but I'll take what I can get.

I've only been to one Waffle House but it's pretty good. I've been to two Steak & Shakes and both were pretty mediocre and slow. How the gently caress does it take half an hour to make a shake?

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I have no drugs. I'm laying in bed drinking a protein shake :smith:

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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get the chicken sandwich plate and double hashbrowns with a bunch of poo poo on them

NOW pull the chicken off and make a hash brown sandwich and eat the chicken breast on the side with some hot sauce or w/e

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