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ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

I mean all alcohol content aside, don't say oh they're all bad for you because of the alcohol content.

From a purely nutritional standpoint, what could it be? Some sort of clear liquor?

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Vodka

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Gin and tonic is literally medicine.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

100% pure grain alcohol

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Guinness is high in vitamin b.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






it's literally just alcohol and water, no calories no carbs just drunk

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Beer has food value, I mean non-alcoholic beer for example is actually a great post-workout drink.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

it's got some other stuff

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Bloody Mary, of course. Especially one of the hipster ones with a pickled green bean and club sandwich stuffed in the cup.


VVVVVVVV
late and lame

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Probably a bloody mary. Sorry this post isn't funny. :shrug:

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
fourLOKO has many sugar and alcohol, with none of the caffeine

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hell Yeah posted:

100% pure grain alcohol

this+rainwater

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
When it comes to alcohol, especially for goons, the only winning move is not to play. Alcohol is poison OP.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Revenants Return posted:

When it comes to alcohol, especially for goons, the only winning move is not to play. Alcohol is poison OP.

Wow, way to read the OP. Do I need a tl;dr?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

zedprime posted:

Gin and tonic is literally medicine.

Drink all the gin.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
cum

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Have your friend try cigarettes. Much more healthier.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

zedprime posted:

Gin and tonic is literally medicine.

Tonic water has a shitload of sugar, it's bad for you.

The healthiest way to get drunk is off of spirits. Or cocktails with 0-calorie mixers, like vodka and soda with some lemon juice.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

What the gently caress is quinine??

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
in medieval times everybody got their nutrients from beer, i don;t know what kinds of beer are actually healthy but I'd guess something like Founder's Breakfast Stout or Left Hand Brewing's Milk Stout would be pretty good for you because they are hearty and tasty

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

City of Tampa posted:

in medieval times everybody got their nutrients from beer, i don;t know what kinds of beer are actually healthy but I'd guess something like Founder's Breakfast Stout or Left Hand Brewing's Milk Stout would be pretty good for you because they are hearty and tasty

These are actually bad for you because they are basically alcoholic sugar water. Back in ye olde times when food was scarce it would be a necessity, but these days we all binge on too many carbs as is.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
beer's loaded with B vitamins and also keep in mind that back then they drank homebrew 'small beer' which was like 0.5% alcohol but had near the same caloric content. you could guzzle tons of that liquid bread np

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
well, seeing as it's found in medicine cabinets, I would say rubbing alcohol obviously

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only rainwater and pure-grain alcohol?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
snaps of clear liquor chased with spring water

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
alcohol is always healthy

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
just do cannabis

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Ferroque posted:

What the gently caress is quinine??

it protects you from scurvy

also hard cider would be a good choice imo

but cannabis won't make you cannapiss

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015

DOMDOM posted:

fourLOKO has many sugar and alcohol, with none of the caffeine

haha u gotta be pretty LOKO to drink that stuff lmao

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Rape Stink posted:

Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only rainwater and pure-grain alcohol?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Rape Stink posted:

Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only rainwater and pure-grain alcohol?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
fermented horse semen

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a fermented fruit right off of the ground under the tree

SqueePower
May 25, 2006
tube
Soiled Meat

zedprime posted:

Gin and tonic is literally medicine.

Might make you glow though

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
brown liquor is better than clear liquor like how brown rice is better than white rice

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

or amstel light

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TheUltimateDoofus posted:

brown liquor is better than clear liquor like how brown rice is better than white rice

brown liquor makes me angry.
Angrier than normal

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
beer is like liquid bread, and bread is the staff of life, therefore beer is the staff of life.

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feller
Jul 5, 2006


TheUltimateDoofus posted:

brown liquor is better than clear liquor like how brown rice is better than white rice

also with people

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