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thiswayliesmadness
Dec 3, 2009

I hope to see you next time, and take care all
2) I hope senpai will notice me

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JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:


The crowd is most excited about the auction of the Bella Niña, in part because Anne Read is making a bid for it. Do you want to make a try for the Bella Niña?

1. No. I'll wait for the auction for the next ship.

2. Yes, I'll make a try and counter-bid against Anne.

3. I just want to find de la Playa and set sail.




quote:


You let De La Playa know of your intention to bid for the Bella Niña and pay her the customary auctioneers' fee of 25 doubloons. With that, you're in the auction, facing off against the notorious Anne Read, both of you looking at the other for weaknesses. How do you want to challenge your opponent?

1. Money talks. I'll outbid.

2. Trial by combat. (The winner of the duel is the only remaining bidder and will only need to pay the starting price of 400 doubloons)

3. We'll talk about this like civilized people. (The winner of the debate is the only remaining bidder and will only need to pay the starting price of 400 doubloons)




Stats posted:


Ye
Name: Spack Jarrow
Moniker: none
Flagship: None
Flag: none
Signature Clothing: none

Yer Skills
Fame: 46%
Pistols & Swords: 56%
Cambiar: 53%
Skullduggery: 58%
Parley: 41%
Sailing: 55%

Yer Reputation
Ruthless: 68% Honorable: 32%
Greed: 38% Goodwill: 62%
Privateer: 28% Pirate: 72%

Yer Resources
Booty: 647 doubloons
Fleet: 1
Lover: none

Yer Relationships
Caesar Lord: 81%
Joaquin de Aviles: 20%
Anne Read: 20%
Tinima Cambiante: 36%
El Sabio: 35%
The Crown: 10%
Your Crew: 50%

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

2. No sense having any ruth at this point.

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Here's the description of Anne from your encounter with her at the tavern, for your perusal in considering whether to challenge her to a duel and/or debate:

quote:


Like everyone else in the Lobo Negro, your attention is drawn to Anne Read, a wealthy pirate captain who's never given you a second glance. She's everything the romances make a pirate out to be—and arrogant to boot. She boasts she'll one day be the next Pirate King, and the way she holds court at the Lobo Negro, it's as if she's already assumed her title. (Read would never let her gender stop her from becoming a king, or anything else she pleased to be, and the King is a king — regardless of who holds the role.) She might not be worth the trouble she'd undoubtedly come with, but there's no denying that she's attractive, and she's got the strength — and power — to back up her bragging.

Added Space
Jul 13, 2012

Free Markets
Free People

Curse you Hayard-Gunnes!
Debate

No sense getting hurt over a ship we're only meh about

TheDavies
Mar 27, 2010
You've paid for the privilege of bidding on a ship we don't really need or want. Unbelievable.

Debate.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Debate her merits.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
Trial by talking!

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
I vote for #3 - Debate!

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:


You let De La Playa know of your intention to bid for the Bella Niña and pay her the customary auctioneers' fee of 25 doubloons. With that, you're in the auction, facing off against the notorious Anne Read, both of you looking at the other for weaknesses. How do you want to challenge your opponent?

1. Money talks. I'll outbid.

2. Trial by combat. (The winner of the duel is the only remaining bidder and will only need to pay the starting price of 400 doubloons)


3. We'll talk about this like civilized people. (The winner of the debate is the only remaining bidder and will only need to pay the starting price of 400 doubloons)




quote:


Ah, negotiations. Most pirates get bored when discussing business elements, but you've found that parley is often the best option. But just as you're getting warmed up, Anne cuts you off. "I'm not interested in gabbing all day," your opponent says, daring you to disagree.

"Yes, I think we've heard enough," de la Playa says before you can interrupt. "Let's move on to the real negotiations." You face off against Anne, both of you looking at the other for weaknesses. How do you want to challenge your opponent?

1. Money talks. I'll outbid.

2. Trial by combat.



Note: I think Spack didn't have enough Relationship with Anne for her to want to talk things out with Spack.


Stats posted:


Ye
Name: Spack Jarrow
Moniker: none
Flagship: None
Flag: none
Signature Clothing: none

Yer Skills
Fame: 46%
Pistols & Swords: 56%
Cambiar: 53%
Skullduggery: 58%
Parley: 41%
Sailing: 55%

Yer Reputation
Ruthless: 68% Honorable: 32%
Greed: 38% Goodwill: 62%
Privateer: 28% Pirate: 72%

Yer Resources
Booty: 647 doubloons
Fleet: 1
Lover: none

Yer Relationships
Caesar Lord: 81%
Joaquin de Aviles: 20%
Anne Read: 20%
Tinima Cambiante: 36%
El Sabio: 35%
The Crown: 10%
Your Crew: 50%

EzEight
Jan 21, 2014

JosephWongKS posted:

Ruthless: 68%


Fight

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
2. Trial by combat. I hope it's not to the death!

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





2 We must use our punching skills for great justice!

Xarn
Jun 26, 2015
Since I wanted to bid only to cost Anne Read money, can we go into bidding war and throw it?

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
This is a regrettable turn of events but now we must fight to avoid spending more than 400 Dubz

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:


Ah, negotiations. Most pirates get bored when discussing business elements, but you've found that parley is often the best option. But just as you're getting warmed up, Anne cuts you off. "I'm not interested in gabbing all day," your opponent says, daring you to disagree.

"Yes, I think we've heard enough," de la Playa says before you can interrupt. "Let's move on to the real negotiations." You face off against Anne, both of you looking at the other for weaknesses. How do you want to challenge your opponent?

1. Money talks. I'll outbid.

2. Trial by combat.




quote:


You're confident in your skills as a sword fighter, and violence is a fast and easy way to settle disputes, if you're good. With this crowd, a good fight is sure to win you something in the way of reputation, also. You watch Anne's cutlass slide from its sheath, and you draw yours. There are no guns allowed in officially recognized duels at the docks, and you're not allowed to go for the kill by the laws of San Alfonso, but you're confident in your skill with the sword.

Sadly, your faith in your skills is misplaced. Anne is a better fighter than you imagined, and it doesn't take long until first blood. It's not you who makes the cut.

You hardly hear de la Playa's announcement of the win. Your wound isn't that bad, but you're a bit embarrassed by the proceedings. You have a feeling this will not help your reputation one bit.


Note: Your Reputation stat doesn't actually drop after the loss.


quote:


Once the excitement of the auction for the Bella Niña dies down, the next auction begins. Do you want to make a try for the Twilight Maiden?

1. No. Off to my ship!

2. Why not?




Stats posted:


Ye
Name: Spack Jarrow
Moniker: none
Flagship: None
Flag: none
Signature Clothing: none

Yer Skills
Fame: 46%
Pistols & Swords: 56%
Cambiar: 53%
Skullduggery: 58%
Parley: 41%
Sailing: 55%

Yer Reputation
Ruthless: 68% Honorable: 32%
Greed: 38% Goodwill: 62%
Privateer: 28% Pirate: 72%

Yer Resources
Booty: 647 doubloons
Fleet: 1
Lover: none

Yer Relationships
Caesar Lord: 81%
Joaquin de Aviles: 20%
Anne Read: 20%
Tinima Cambiante: 36%
El Sabio: 35%
The Crown: 10%
Your Crew: 50%

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Do you actually want to do a thing, y/n? Y

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Yes

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





Yes

chiefnewo
May 21, 2007

Why are we continuing to fight for ships when WE ALREADY HAVE A SHIP.

No, lets go to the ship WE ALREADY OWN and go do more interesting things.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
For chrissakes NO we have a loving ship let's go do pirate things already instead of hanging around on shore harassing bureaucrats.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
dont we need dollar to hire a crew for our ship

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

dont we need dollar to hire a crew for our ship

Caesar already found you a crew while you were sleeping off the fatigue and adrenaline of shooting your captain and digging up treasure in the jungle. The crew works for a share of the plunder - you don't have to pay them anything upfront.

Recap posted:


+2 Relationship with Caesar Lord

"It's a big day today," you say in the same cheerful tone.

"It is indeed, Captain," he says. "I've news for you."

"Well then, report, First Mate Lord," you say in what you hope is a captainly tone of voice. Caesar laughs, so you suspect you didn't quite manage it.

You'll grow into it.

"I headed off before first light, down to the docks to see if anyone was up and looking for work." He waits for your nod before he continues. "There were plenty, a few of them still drunk from their hours at the tavern, but more early risers, with the look of hard workers. And Tinima Cambiante was there also. If you approve of them, you've got a crew."

You have a crew. That almost makes you a real captain, and despite yourself, you can't hide your excitement.

"Let's find ourselves a ship," you say.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
oh i read good

Lets buy this god drat boat then

thiswayliesmadness
Dec 3, 2009

I hope to see you next time, and take care all
Boat us

EzEight
Jan 21, 2014
Reload save

I want that drat boat, out bid her. A true pirate never loses.

She shall remember the day she almost beat Captain Spack Jarrow

EzEight fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Jun 14, 2016

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

EzEight posted:

Reload save

I want that drat boat, out bid her. A true pirate never loses.

No invalidating our ironman run :colbert:

EzEight
Jan 21, 2014

Cathode Raymond posted:

No invalidating our ironman run :colbert:

Argh...

Will there be a perfect run showcase after we are done?

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
I assume to pass that check you need a zany pistol/sword build or somehow get really high rep with Anne.


Anyway, we're pirates who have a galleon, which is super upscale as far as pirates go. Plus, it's got ghosts on it!

So I say 1: We go sailing and start taking ships instead of buying them.

Espresso Steampunk
Sep 27, 2008
1. Sail off into the horizon. Roundabout plays. To Be Continued <---

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cathode Raymond posted:

No invalidating our ironman run :colbert:

Ahem. Ironpirate run.

Recap posted:


With all the grime and salt caked on your tunic, you doubt he can even tell your gender.

1. And that's just how I intend it.

2. I'm a woman.

3. I'm a man.


4. I don't see myself as either a man or a woman.

5. People used to see me as a woman, but I'm a man.

6. People used to see me as a man, but I'm a woman.




Recap posted:


Most of your crewmates err on the side of thinking of you as male Pirate; in the most common languages spoken by pirates, the masculine Piratine is the default. For many of them, like you, it doesn't make a difference in how they treat you. You're a shipmate first, and as long as you do your job, they'll treat you like an equal. Or, in the case of the Captain, like something that needs to be swabbed off the deck.

What is your name?

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:


Once the excitement of the auction for the Bella Niña dies down, the next auction begins. Do you want to make a try for the Twilight Maiden?

1. No. Off to my ship!

2. Why not?




quote:


Why not indeed? Your opponent in the bid is a wiry woman named Siobhan Mark. You think she was a member of Captain Briar's crew, and you suspect that puts you on about equal footing, as far as the crowd is concerned. You face off against Siobhan, both of you looking at the other for weaknesses. How do you want to challenge your opponent?

1. Money talks. I'll outbid.

2. Trial by combat. (Greyed out for reasons unknown to me)

3. We'll talk about this like civilized people. (Greyed out for reasons unknown to me)




quote:


Sometimes money is the only way to make things move. Even if you have to go into debt to do it. Hopefully that won't be the case for you today. The bidding starts at 250. Siobhan immediately raises the bid increment by twenty-five doubloons. How high are you willing to go?

1. 300.

2. 350.

3. 400.




Stats posted:


Ye
Name: Spack Jarrow
Moniker: none
Flagship: None
Flag: none
Signature Clothing: none

Yer Skills
Fame: 46%
Pistols & Swords: 56%
Cambiar: 53%
Skullduggery: 58%
Parley: 41%
Sailing: 55%

Yer Reputation
Ruthless: 68% Honorable: 32%
Greed: 38% Goodwill: 62%
Privateer: 28% Pirate: 72%

Yer Resources
Booty: 647 doubloons
Fleet: 1
Lover: none

Yer Relationships
Caesar Lord: 81%
Joaquin de Aviles: 20%
Anne Read: 20%
Tinima Cambiante: 36%
El Sabio: 35%
The Crown: 10%
Your Crew: 50%

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

JosephWongKS posted:

Ahem. Ironpirate run.

Some of the blame rests with the game industry and its insistence on using a gender-specific term to denote the gender-neutral practice of playing a game without save-scumming. I refuse to accept full responsibility :colbert:

Also, since we're in this thing we might as well be willing to go all the way to 400 Dubz. Especially since I'm not sure what else we would use the money for right now since we don't have to pay crew upkeep.

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:


Sometimes money is the only way to make things move. Even if you have to go into debt to do it. Hopefully that won't be the case for you today. The bidding starts at 250. Siobhan immediately raises the bid increment by twenty-five doubloons. How high are you willing to go?

1. 300.

2. 350.


3. 400.




quote:


+5 Fame
+1 Fleet

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Fleet Captain: Acquire two ships to launch your fleet. (50 points)


Your preemptive bid sends a gasp through the crowd. "Well, she's no longer a deal at that price," Siobhan says. "Take her, then, if she's worth that much to you."

Carolina de la Playa waits for a moment to make sure there are no further comments, then announces to the crowd, "The winner of the Twilight Maiden is Captain Spack Jarrow for 400 doubloons!" Now that the auction is over, you deserve some time to relax. Which ship will you use as your flagship?

1. The Twilight Maiden.

2. The Sea Queen.




quote:


You interview a few captains to sail the Twilight Maiden for you. The most charming of the lot, and the one who is willing to work for the lowest percentage, is a rogue named Diego Carlito. You reach to shake his hand, but Caesar takes you aside.

"I don't believe he'll be reliable," Caesar warns. "He's friendly enough, but he doesn't promise much in the way of responsibility."

"Then hire him a very responsible first mate," you say to Caesar with a wink. He takes it as the compliment you intend it to be — he is, after all, responsible to a fault — and you hire Carlito without further discussion. You're sure he'll work out just fine.



quote:


+4 Pistols & Swords
+4 Cambiar
+4 Sailing


It takes some time to arrange things, and for the crew to wrap up their affairs, so you've at least one more night in San Alfonso before you ship out. There's time to socialize or, if you prefer, romance while you're still in port. Then again, there's always work to be done, and you're just about to embark on your illustrious and ignoble new career. How will you spend the evening?

1. With Caesar.

2. With Tinima.

3. With Anne Read.

4. With Joaquin de Aviles.

5. With a comely and willing partner.

6. With your vessel, making sure everything is shipshape.




Stats posted:


Ye
Name: Spack Jarrow
Moniker: none
Flagship: The Sea Queen
Flag: none
Signature Clothing: none

Yer Skills
Fame: 51%
Pistols & Swords: 60%
Cambiar: 57%
Skullduggery: 58%
Parley: 41%
Sailing: 59%

Yer Reputation
Ruthless: 68% Honorable: 32%
Greed: 35% Goodwill: 65%
Privateer: 28% Pirate: 72%

Yer Resources
Booty: 247 doubloons
Fleet: 2
Lover: none

Yer Relationships
Caesar Lord: 81%
Joaquin de Aviles: 20%
Anne Read: 20%
Tinima Cambiante: 36%
El Sabio: 35%
The Crown: 10%
Your Crew: 50%

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
Render unto Caesar.

Lokapala
Jan 6, 2013
Let's try and make a better second impression on Tinima (and maybe learn more about her mad cambiar skillz).

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
With our vessel. We're married to the sea.

Thesaya
May 17, 2011

I am a Plant.
Important socialising? Hell no we are getting laid!

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Let's spend the first night with our new ship. She needs to be the most important lady in our life now.

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Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

>COURT SHIP

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