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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana posted:

I like to picture the cat in your av saying all your posts, with that malevolent smirk expression on his face

In real life I'm actually just nine cats in a man suit.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Dave_Indeed posted:

In real life I'm actually just nine cats in a man suit.

Meow were talkin'!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Re: iced oatmeal cookies,
These are the ones I'm talkin' bout:

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

i like chewy cookie better than crunchy cookie.

I was gonna post this, but it's already here. The crunchy ones just break and get crumbs everywhere too. I just want a snack, not a chore.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
peanut butter chocolate chip are my favorite. haven't had them in a while though

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Soft warm choco chip cookie fresh from oven

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of these flames
Dwellin on the past
Its burnin' up my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey I think about the day
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas come to play
No she stuck with my homeez that she hosed
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
Hey, like a chump
Should I be feelin' bad? No
Should I be feelin good? No
Its kinda sad I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
You would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
hosed up in the head, not!!
Maybe she just made a mistake
I should give her a break
My heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell
Watcha want me to say
I wont lie that I cant deny

I did it all for the nookie
Come on
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!

I did it all for the nookie
Come on
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!

Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh
To figure it out? but I did it
And I'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it
I cant believe that I can be deceived
By my so called girl, but in reality
Had hidden agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender
And still I surrendered
Hey, like a chump

I did it all for the nookie
Come on
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!

I did it all for the nookie
Come on
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!

I'm only human
Its so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They tell you to let it go
But its easier said then done
I appreciate it
I do, but just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone!!
Just leave me alone!
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same

I did it all for the nookie
Come on
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!

I did it all for the nookie
Come on
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
sandwiches aren't cookies, OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
if u dont like snickerdoodles please post here why youre such a piece of poo poo failure

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

mdm posted:

sandwiches aren't cookies, OP

sandwich cookies like oreos

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Gaunab posted:

sandwich cookies like oreos

oreo is its own class man you gotta be specific with "sandwich cookies"

whats your favorite cookie? sandwich! makes no goddamn sense

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
oh you're just being pedantic

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
uh it's being beaten by fortune AND almond cookies I'm sure other innocent voters had the same problem understanding the premise

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Chinatown posted:

if u dont like snickerdoodles please post here why youre such a piece of poo poo failure

there are better cookies

if you are at a cookie buffet nobody is going to empty the plate of snickerdoodles first

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Dave_Indeed posted:

In real life I'm actually just nine cats in a man suit.

my God you have 81 lives

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Sometimes cookie dough is better than having an actual cookie

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I like windmill cookies. They're hard to find now, though.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Pinwheel cookies

Misc
Sep 19, 2008

haven't had em in a long time but i think those keebler fudge stripe cookies have the whole bliss point thing goin for them

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
How come ANZAC Biscuits aren't on this list?

Edit: Oh right "Other"

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Chocolate Chip and m&m cookies

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Warm chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven, else I'm kinda indifferent to cookies and would rather eat a muffin or a fat steamy dick

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Alton Brown has a recipe for chewy cookies that is really good.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The best store bought cookies ever were these, and they were literally the only lemon flavored thing I have ever liked:



I was under the impression that this company went out of business but they appear to be for sale online. :confused:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Chocolate chip cookies are actually the best! Especially if they have big chunks of chocolate in them. Most amazing thing you can put in your mouth, besides my dick.

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

As a kid, it would be any type of cookie they give to kids at the bakery with a smiley face on it.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
surprised so many people like oatmeal cookies

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
A ginger snap is nice on a cold day with a cup of something hot.

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!
Oatmeal chocolate chip or regular oatmeal, as long as they don't have loving raisins in them. Raisins ruin everything.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I hosed up, y'all...

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The Bananana posted:

I hosed up, y'all...



Oh well, guess you'll just have to eat the giant cookie all at once!

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
If you didn't vote chocolate chip, gently caress you.

Nemico
Sep 23, 2006

The answer is chocolate chip cookies.. but without the chips!!

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
gently caress YOU!!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Chocolate chip cookies fresh off the cooling rack

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm probably the only one on the planet that prefers cold chocolate chip cookies over hot/warm

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

vyst posted:

I'm probably the only one on the planet that prefers cold chocolate chip cookies over hot/warm

If I have milk, hot/warm is definitely better, but if I only have water, give me cold.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Shortbread, because butter

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Y'all have some basic as gently caress tastes. Chocolate chip?

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Y'all have some basic as gently caress tastes. Chocolate chip?

Hi friend, why are you so quick to belittle other people's thoughts and feelings? Have you considered letting Jesus Christ into your heart???

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