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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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You may have seen my thread about getting a job with Hilldawg http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3777271

I don't really want to work there. So I have other interviews lined up for other jobs. I am out of clean dress clothes and don't know how to iron clothes because I am a man baby. So I had my mother iron some clothes for me. When I went to go pick them up from her house this happened. I couldn't help myself, she was being loving ridiculous. Imagine her covering her ears with her hands while this was happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJJzabl2bRM

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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Sorry about your thread

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I'm sorry too

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
It's OK we've all been there

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
how does your mom compare to microwaves mom in the "i wanna gently caress her face and make her go ghuyrhurhuahurhuherauerh" department

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
windows have you heard about these gosh darned millennials? they are really starting to cheese me off over hear!

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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JiveHonky posted:

windows have you heard about these gosh darned millennials? they are really starting to cheese me off over hear!

I'll cheese you off :wink:

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



So being retarded runs in your family then, huh?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:stare:

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
internet comedy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
is this really a thread or am i dreaming? because, BAGOWZAS! :eyepop:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Windows in sorry about the stolen valor thread

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
false flag

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i cannot vote 1 enough!!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

false flag

youre right. its so bad it has to be a diversion of some sort. but for what? and why??

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i cant believe i was so blind

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

op is getting ready to do another 9-11 by posting a video of his mom.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
how deep does this rabbit hole go? :confused:

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
hahah eleven dollars an hour

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Hello

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

i cant believe i was so blind

looks like you got millennialed :smug:

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
what the hell is going on? why is your voice so high?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

looks like you got millennialed :smug:

i feel so dirty right now

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


did uoyu really take a video of ur mom to post on the something awful dot com forum general bullshit

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Mukulu posted:

what the hell is going on? why is your voice so high?

When a shmork causes a vacuum a new shmork is formed

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

JiveHonky posted:

looks like you got millennialed :smug:

I want this done to me

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Just listened to the video of your conversation with your mother and I feel like it could have been a 10 second video rather than a minute thirty. Maybe if you were an efficient conservative household you could manage this.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Mukulu posted:

what the hell is going on? why is your voice so high?

... im gay?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Profondo Rosso posted:

did uoyu really take a video of ur mom to post on the something awful dot com forum general bullshit

i took a video of his mom too but it's not for posting on the forums it's just for me.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Vince MechMahon posted:

So being retarded runs in your family then, huh?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my mother is a BBW

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I muted the video and tried to get a good angle on that shirt, and it looks terrible. im not sure you really have interview clothes at all OP

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
let me get this straight. this is a real thread?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hey, uh, op... but uh... YLLS is over ther >>>>>>

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

how deep does this rabbit hole go? :confused:

team frequency is compromised. no inside comms. mt weather suspected. brain rays. 'klaxon' 'klaxon'. be excellent to each other *picks up 4ft tongs* *submerges iphone in crucible of molten iron*

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Iron Prince posted:

hey, uh, op... but uh... YLLS is over ther >>>>>>

I hear they have a really good tennis thread

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

let me get this straight. this is a real thread?

as real as the gulf of tonkin. as real as watergate, sure. as real as goldengirls. yes

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hi windows 98 you look like skrillet have a good day

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Celluloid Sam posted:

hi windows 98 you look like skrillet have a good day

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

as real as the gulf of tonkin. as real as watergate, sure. as real as goldengirls. yes
looks like im gonna be up to my muddy buddies in horse poo poo by midnight. somebody make some coffee or prepare for afterlife. GO

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