ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I still have my umbilical cord.

Methanar posted:

It makes me feel better to know I'm better than most people

VendaGoat posted:

So did every over loving demographic in this loving capitalistic loving society. This land is built upon loving others. My forefathers were hosed by the people who came before them, whose forefathers were hosed harder by those who came before them and so on back to General loving motherfucking Washington and Forefather fuckington Ben Franklin who both hosed the king of England so hard he told us all to go gently caress our selves for all time.

This land is just one gigantic gang bang of loving those that come after us and not you, or the gently caress head weaklings that come after you, are going to change it one loving bit, because we that have paid our dues, know the loving score.

Fuckers +1 of the fuckees at all loving times.

gently caress you. I bought a loving house, at 7%+ interest in 2007, and I loving got my poo poo together and made the loving poo poo work. I have freinds that are so far in debt that their kids are hosed to the next five generations. Just like the Irish and the Italians that came here a loving 100 years ago.

You privileged gently caress. I'm all for helping out the next generation, but you fucks are asking for the sun and stars.

Meet us loving half way. Take a lovely loving job, making much less then you deserve, just like the rest of us fucks. And after you put in some time, THEN loving demand some poo poo and I bet you'll get a much loving different response.

A Stupid Baby posted:

Anyone making minimum wage now is working two quasi-fulltime jobs to get by. That's getting by, not owning the sun and the stars. If you are not working some worthless desk jockey job that could be done equally as effectively by a hobo and you have the opportunity to live with your parents for a fraction of the cost of what you'd be forking over to a landlord

We're the generation that finally killed unions and formally handed the reins over to wall st, i aint blaming millenials for poo poo

CJacobs posted:

OP I live with my grandparents because they are old and have bad knees and can't get up stairs real good and in exchange for doing work around the house and keeping the yard in shape or whatever they are letting me live with them while i'm in college. it's possibly the only financially sound thing i can do right now without being riddled with loans and debt right out of the gate and it gives me the freedom to be a full time student so I can get through my education quicker. Shut the gently caress up.

VendaGoat posted:

Same with you.

Both of you are contributing and trying to better your situations.

VendaGoat posted:

For the mods that I have been undoubtedly reported to, this does have satire in it. Have a loving sense of humor, please

CJacobs posted:

but it doesn't matter. why do you care. how does it affect you.

gently caress the ROW posted:

Yo I tried to read your OP, OP. But in the end, I couldn't. Anyway,

VendaGoat posted:

You don't want to spend an hour talking with your dealer, who you don't give a poo poo about, but you want to keep as your dealer, because they're reliable. .

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

VendaGoat posted:

You don't want to spend an hour talking with your dealer, who you don't give a poo poo about, but you want to keep as your dealer, because they're reliable. You want loving Amazon to drone lift you a loving eighth to your parents door, because the "daystar" is bright and scary.

VendaGoat posted:

So did every over loving demographic in this loving capitalistic loving society. This land is built upon loving others. My forefathers were hosed by the people who came before them, whose forefathers were hosed harder by those who came before them and so on back to General loving motherfucking Washington and Forefather fuckington Ben Franklin who both hosed the king of England so hard he told us all to go gently caress our selves for all time.

This land is just one gigantic gang bang of loving those that come after us and not you, or the gently caress head weaklings that come after you, are going to change it one loving bit, because we that have paid our dues, know the loving score.

Fuckers +1 of the fuckees at all loving times.

gently caress you. I bought a loving house, at 7%+ interest in 2007, and I loving got my poo poo together and made the loving poo poo work. I have freinds that are so far in debt that their kids are hosed to the next five generations. Just like the Irish and the Italians that came here a loving 100 years ago.

You privileged gently caress. I'm all for helping out the next generation, but you fucks are asking for the sun and stars.

Meet us loving half way. Take a lovely loving job, making much less then you deserve, just like the rest of us fucks. And after you put in some time, THEN loving demand some poo poo and I bet you'll get a much loving different response.

Robot Pride posted:

This. Unironically and forever and ever.

VendaGoat posted:

So a complete and utter lack of privacy, is normal. Some over watching overlord gets to decide what and how you are marketed to. What your consumables are. Your lack of choice. Your ability to express yourself in a censored manner.

Move
The
gently caress
Out

I feel myself aging as I type this. You fucks need to get the gently caress out, regardless of the consequences, and learn to put on your big boy/girl pants and live in the depressing, dream shattering, soul crushing world of reality.

Oh, did whole food increase the price of their fresh salad bar by .15 cents a pound? gently caress you, your grandparents bleed to death to advance our society, so that you could complain that bread has gluten.

You fucks. I want Weed to be legalized as much as any loving gen Xer, but you fucks would abuse the privilege of it. You don't want to spend an hour talking with your dealer, who you don't give a poo poo about, but you want to keep as your dealer, because they're reliable. You want loving Amazon to drone lift you a loving eighth to your parents door, because the "daystar" is bright and scary.

Christ.

You can't even be assed to make an frozen pizza, let alone go to the loving store to get one. Even if you did, I suspect the gluten would destroy your delicate constitution and make you puke until you died, leaving the rest of us to pay off your loving school loans for a humanities degree.

Kill Yourselves, or move out. These are your only choices you docile fucks.

You're letting Trump win the nomination.

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

The answer to both is anime.

rabble rabble posted:

what about the instruments? the books? your internet connection for japanese cartoons?

VendaGoat posted:

So a complete and utter lack of privacy, is normal. Some over watching overlord gets to decide what and how you are marketed to. What your consumables are. Your lack of choice. Your ability to express yourself in a censored manner.

Move
The
gently caress
Out

I feel myself aging as I type this. You fucks need to get the gently caress out, regardless of the consequences, and learn to put on your big boy/girl pants and live in the depressing, dream shattering, soul crushing world of reality.

Oh, did whole food increase the price of their fresh salad bar by .15 cents a pound? gently caress you, your grandparents bleed to death to advance our society, so that you could complain that bread has gluten.

You fucks. I want Weed to be legalized as much as any loving gen Xer, but you fucks would abuse the privilege of it. You don't want to spend an hour talking with your dealer, who you don't give a poo poo about, but you want to keep as your dealer, because they're reliable. You want loving Amazon to drone lift you a loving eighth to your parents door, because the "daystar" is bright and scary.

Christ.

You can't even be assed to make an frozen pizza, let alone go to the loving store to get one. Even if you did, I suspect the gluten would destroy your delicate constitution and make you puke until you died, leaving the rest of us to pay off your loving school loans for a humanities degree.

Kill Yourselves, or move out. These are your only choices you docile fucks.

You're letting Trump win the nomination.

www posted:

just lol if you didnt leave weren't kicked out of ur home @ 16

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

I hope another Cuban Missile Crisis happens and everyone burns to death in a nuclear fire.

e: especially millenials

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

I hope another Cuban Missile Crisis happens and everyone burns to death in a nuclear fire.

e: especially millenials

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

The Protagonist posted:

a brave solution for a brave new world. a tiny house in every yard and alley.

next up: tinier people