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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
Phone and computer from China, clothes made in third world sweatshops, porno open in another tab and I'm high on Cartel drugs, but god damned if I'm not morally superior to all other life forms because I have the right kinds of opinions.

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proctorbot
Jan 27, 2005
BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!
a lot of people are just not very smart or talented.

should they just be cursed to a lovely life with no dignity? because that's the way it is now.

we need to have meaningful social roles that confer a bit of dignity and security for people who aren't dynamic innovators or computer geniuses, people who are actually maybe a little bit dumb. thats what manufacturing and unions used to do, but those are gone forever; we need to find a new way. this scratch and claw your way to the top or die trying stuff is no good.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
id join the military but they don't let tr*nnies in so i'm kind of hosed

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Roylicious posted:

Don't worry if the country's economy sucks you can always sign up to enforce the economic imperialism of your betters by occupying foreign lands!
Economic imperialism is pretty cool IMO and we should do more of it

quote:

This is an especial 'gently caress you' to people with degrees because it's not like there are an unlimited number of officer positions available but alright.

It's this continual thing of 'it doesn't matter how lovely things get because there is always a path up for everyone always' which completely ignores the fact that we have the lowest rates of intergenerational social mobility in decades.

You can make all the right choices and work hard and still end up bottom rung. Reality is harsh, get over it.
Go enlisted with your degree. If you're complaining about how obscure statistics are preventing you from owning a home and having a life then obviously you should have studied something more useful

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Pretty much. There will always be a bottom rung no matter how equitable society is or how easy it is to move up/down based on merit. There's no reason it has to suck so much to be there.

reptileintheswamp posted:

Economic imperialism is pretty cool IMO and we should do more of it

Go enlisted with your degree. If you're complaining about how obscure statistics are preventing you from owning a home and having a life then obviously you should have studied something more useful

I'm not personally complaining about anything, I'm doing fine.

Calling social mobility an obscure statistic in response to what I'm saying is kind of ridiculous though.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

reptileintheswamp posted:

The military paid me to learn actually cool poo poo, and when I ETS real soon I'll do the same job as a civilian. I got paid to learn a trade, paid to take college classes, and am being further rewarded with more free college after I'm done. Where does being naive come into play?

All those are the good reasons to do it. Jingoistic 'greater good, cause greater than one's self' is the naive part.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Roylicious posted:

Pretty much. There will always be a bottom rung no matter how equitable society is or how easy it is to move up/down based on merit. There's no reason it has to suck so much to be there.

Poor whites are not even the bottom rung.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

reptileintheswamp posted:

The fact that you're probably a fully grown adult and think this way is the funniest thing of all

Service is voluntary. Dying for Trump is a choice...a very bad one but still a voluntary choice.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
We should all give our lives to the glory of the god-emperor of man.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Roylicious posted:

Reality is harsh, get over it.

Oh, so now you agree with me?

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

VendaGoat posted:

Oh, so now you agree with me?

I agree that the world sucks and we should collectively try to make it better as a society so we can be more stable prosperous and secure, yes.

I liked your vending machine :(

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
Society is a huge, unquantifiable improvement in the quality of human life compared to what the world had on offer.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Roylicious posted:

I liked your vending machine :(

:shrug: Someone paid :10bux: to publicly shame me. That money could have been used for any number of other more self, or otherwise, beneficiary endeavor. Instead, it was squandered on an act of futile frustration on an internet comedy forum.

This is a metaphor for this thread

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

can we talk about how people still join the military because they believe they're serving their country, and not because it's the most prominent path to becoming a part of the rich, christian, conservative ruling class?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Roylicious posted:

we should collectively try to make it better as a society

why





even










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GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
I'm still monitoring this thread, yes

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005

reptileintheswamp posted:

In high school/college I was pretty much as far left as one can be without getting onto a watchlist. Did edgy poo poo like not standing for the morning pledge of allegiance, and stuff like that.

I still joined, BA in hand, right next to fresh out of high school literal kids, to start over in life. I learned a lot. The biggest lesson I learned was just how much so many people sacrifice to serve the country. And how much insanely good work gets done that protects your security each day that you will never hear about.

Unless you are one of those "borders shouldn't exist so why do we need a military" types, there's no compromising your morals by joining the military. You're whole life becomes service to your nation.

what did you do in the military

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Do you still have to go through basic training and meet physical fitness requirements to be a non combatant/support staff in the military?

Say I was a radio communications engineer.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Had a friend join the usmc and he came out with anger issues and a (worse)drinking problem. Do we have to be subjected to being yelled at and "follow this encyclopedia of rules or your life is hosed" in order to succeed?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

down n out posted:

Had a friend join the usmc and he came out with anger issues and a (worse)drinking problem. Do we have to be subjected to being yelled at and "follow this encyclopedia of rules or your life is hosed" in order to succeed?

Actually yeah that's pretty much how it works in most careers

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

down n out posted:

Had a friend join the usmc and he came out with anger issues and a (worse)drinking problem. Do we have to be subjected to being yelled at and "follow this encyclopedia of rules or your life is hosed" in order to succeed?

No, of course you don't have to follow prescribed ways of doing things.

It's just more difficult.

An analogy would be; you can go to school, learn a thing before doing it or you can just start doing it.

One path is just more difficult then the other.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
there is a lot of dumb bullshit in the military and it really sucks sometimes, but you'll get treated better than some minimum wage retail poo poo job. Just do your three years, get out, go to college debt free. I was a recruiter for the Army, and if anyone has any legitimate questions about joining pm me. I'll give it to you as straight as I can, though everyone's experiences may vary. I'm not on numbers or even in the army so I have no interest in helping the Army out. I really don't even like like it that much! That being said it has put me in a better position to succeed in life than without it.

I did 12 years in the army and never killed anyone or any of that poo poo. At the end of the day its just a job with haircuts and uniforms, and lots of really dumb people telling you what to do, but unless you're just a belligerent idiot its incredibly easy to stay out of trouble.


I'm going to regret this :(

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I did 12 years in the army and never killed anyone or any of that poo poo.

I worked as a pharmacy tech for 3 years but never prescribed anyone medication they didn't need

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I make 60k a year, moved out on my own, and thanks to student loans I'll be check to check for the next 20 years and my son won't have a college fund! Although, hopefully by then he'll be some sort of hyper soldier or something and won't need college.

60k a year used to be not bad, you could save, pay your loans with outrageous interest, and put money away. It's definitely the cost of living/wage gap that's not keeping up, and as long as there isn't a violent revolution, it will continue to be this way

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

reptileintheswamp posted:

loving iPhone, thanks for pointing out the typo though.

The military paid me to learn actually cool poo poo, and when I ETS real soon I'll do the same job as a civilian. I got paid to learn a trade, paid to take college classes, and am being further rewarded with more free college after I'm done. Where does being naive come into play?

If I'm going to join the military I'd rather join Diamond Dogs and be trained by Big Boss than your pissant unit.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

interwhat posted:

I make 60k a year, moved out on my own, and thanks to student loans I'll be check to check for the next 20 years and my son won't have a college fund! Although, hopefully by then he'll be some sort of hyper soldier or something and won't need college.

60k a year used to be not bad, you could save, pay your loans with outrageous interest, and put money away. It's definitely the cost of living/wage gap that's not keeping up, and as long as there isn't a violent revolution, it will continue to be this way

Willing to say where you live?

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

roymorrison posted:

what did you do in the military

http://youtubedoubler.com/iqO4

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

interwhat posted:

I make 60k a year, moved out on my own, and thanks to student loans I'll be check to check for the next 20 years and my son won't have a college fund! Although, hopefully by then he'll be some sort of hyper soldier or something and won't need college.

60k a year used to be not bad, you could save, pay your loans with outrageous interest, and put money away. It's definitely the cost of living/wage gap that's not keeping up, and as long as there isn't a violent revolution, it will continue to be this way

What were your loans? Do you have a family? 60k is a lot for a single person.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

noctambulous nebab posted:

What were your loans? Do you have a family? 60k is a lot for a single person.

lol whaaaaattt

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

lol whaaaaattt

I had money to spend on 30k in a west coast city. Are you serious?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

noctambulous nebab posted:

I had money to spend on 30k in a west coast city. Are you serious?

Are you? 30k?

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

Are you? 30k?

Almost nothing but you could get by, and I knew others who did as well. Roommates, lady friends with jobs, selling drugs, everyone had a way to get by. 30k was enough for bills flat in a small apartment.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Unless you have crippling loans (totally a possibility), loving lol at $5000 a month not being enough for one person to live like a sultan anywhere that isn't LA/NY/DC/SF area.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

bloodysabbath posted:

Unless you have crippling loans (totally a possibility), loving lol at $5000 a month not being enough for one person to live like a sultan anywhere that isn't LA/NY/DC/SF area.

I mean how are you going to save anything if you youre using 5000 a month

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

I mean how are you going to save anything if you youre using 5000 a month
$30k is an exaggeration. I knew people surviving on 2k a month. My best friend at the time had severe diabetes and made $15 an hour, but he lived in a house with his brother and a friend. Some people aren't completely retarded.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I feel bad for your friend that's all

Thanks guys for giving me a little perspective

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

I feel bad for your friend

Me too. He lost his eye around the time I left the city. Life really sucks.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

VendaGoat posted:

Willing to say where you live?

Sure, I actually just moved to central Ohio from south of Washington, D.C., aka southern Maryland. Part of the reason was to get out of moms place, we had retreated BACK when we became with child, which was also really necessary since he was 2 months premature(doing awesome now). We moved out here to Ohio since the lady has family here so we weren't too detached from family. But basically a 2 bedroom anywhere where in MD save for the absolute boonies where there aren't jobs, will cost you at a minimum $1200 monthly, without utilities, and likely still increasing. Our 2 bedroom townhouse, at 1000 sq ft, costs us less than $900.00 including water.

We could sit here and do my budget here, but the fact of the matter is, poo poo is already tight, and if you got suckered into a for profit college to pursue your dreams, you're actually way worse off than people that didn't and got into a trade. I went to culinary school since I had been cooking for 5 years, got hosed, realized I was getting hosed and dropped out, now I pay $800/month at 19% interest,, and am actually behind because I would rather have food in my fridge, and the dream of having great credit and buying that beautiful so called asset of a house is fading.

I once was a chef, but things change, and if I hadn't dropped everything, started changing oil at a car dealership, utilized manufacturer training and sheer god drat drive to learn, I wouldn't be a qualified technician making a career out of servicing high end cars. I would probably still be another 10 years out on making 60k in the cooking world. It's a rough industry.

Now yes, definitely my choice to sign up for said nonsense arts college, but what's particularly lovely, is if something were to happen to me, injury, death etc, that debt goes directly to my consigner, dearest mother.

Now check this poo poo out, if at the time I was signing the promissory note for a massive private education loan, that person was like "hey listen, you need a consigner, and this poo poo is expensive, and if you don't get a ballin rear end chef job, you and your mom are going to be on the hook big time, maybe reconsider.." I would probably have gone home and put some serious thought into what I was getting into, and maybe would have gone with a safer plan. INSTEAD, said person was like "dude I can't believe you haven't signed up yet, by the time you're done here, you're gonna be a sous chef making the big monies, plus FAFSA dog, they're gonna give you money n poo poo, shits gonna be baller!" That in a nutshell, is what's wrong with the system.

As for the "millennials" op speaks of, I would probably just blame their parents.


Edit: also the old lady did the exact same thing, at the exact same school, it's where we met! Lol

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
What also sucks, as a auto tech you get paid by work performed. So in essence, he more cars you fix or service, the more money you make. You do not get paid to be there(in most cases). So these other Podunk mechanics I work with do half as much work, often shoddily, but have cool cars, houses and other toys and just love to flaunt them, thanks to them not pursuing any education beyond highschool. I feel as if I have been punished for doing what I was told to do throughout highschool by everyone.

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interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

noctambulous nebab posted:

What were your loans? Do you have a family? 60k is a lot for a single person.

Oh boy, if I were single! It would all be easy street my man. you work for Navient or something?

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