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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Louis is my favorite stand-up comedian, he's hilarious, but he sucks at writing TV shows.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

he's funny. i hope he didn't really wave his penis at those ladies.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

he's funny. i hope he didn't really wave his penis at those ladies.

I hope he did.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i have no real opinion about louis ck or reallly any stand up comedian op

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
He might have showed his penis to an adult woman or something.

Real important stuff.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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the great deceiver posted:

i have no real opinion about louis ck or reallly any stand up comedian op

You are the most boring person on the planet and I hope you die.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Ork of Fiction posted:

He might have showed his penis to an adult woman or something.

Real important stuff.

I've only done that once in my life.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

SweetKarma posted:

You are the most boring person on the planet and I hope you die.

same

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
the only louis ck bit I saw was of him ranting about dudes hanging chlamydia dicks at children at public urinals and that kind of set the tone for what I know about the man

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

SweetKarma posted:

I've only done that once in my life.

How is your mom by the way?

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-V0jx2GpBU

www
Aug 4, 2010

he isnt funny

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
His penis is small but is body is large and good for blocking doors and various entryways

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
*louis ck grows to an enormous size so that he can block a massive stone archway and masturbate in front of the hundreds of women trying to get through*

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Would anyone. Like to know more

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Hes an American op and I can't take any american stand up comedians seriously, sorry

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
he's fat

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
I remember when he was on some talk show and he told a story about meeting the guy who played Paulie Walnuts on the Sopranos. Paulie mentions to Louis that he watched an episode of his show. Louis asks what he thought of it and he says something along the lines of "you need to fire your fuckin' writers." And Louis is all like "but... I wrote it." Paulie Walnuts was right. He sucks.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I thought Louis ck and South Park were very funny in high school guess what now I'm a loving adult!

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Join me, in this brave new world of not having the sense of humor of a stupid person

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Somebody post the comic that somebody else made that is him saying unintelligible gibberish in the subtitles and maybe ill get an opinion

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hammerite posted:

Hes an American op and I can't take any american stand up comedians seriously, sorry

uh..there isn't any other kind of comedian fucko

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Vastarien posted:

I remember when he was on some talk show and he told a story about meeting the guy who played Paulie Walnuts on the Sopranos. Paulie mentions to Louis that he watched an episode of his show. Louis asks what he thought of it and he says something along the lines of "you need to fire your fuckin' writers." And Louis is all like "but... I wrote it." Paulie Walnuts was right. He sucks.

He really does suck at writing for TV.

He tried to get Joe Pesci to play in Horace and Pete, but Pesci blew him off.

He can write a joke, but he can't write a screenplay to save his loving life.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
From what I can tell, he's a middle aged goon that has enough clout to bring up stuff goons would bitch about without being ridiculed for it.

Sometimes makes good points and it's amusing, but not laugh out loud funny.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

The Pony Incident posted:

Would anyone. Like to know more

*furiously paws at screen*

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO1KsU1rG7s

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Wicker Man posted:

From what I can tell, he's a middle aged goon that has enough clout to bring up stuff goons would bitch about without being ridiculed for it.

Sometimes makes good points and it's amusing, but not laugh out loud funny.

I feel the same way about George Carlin.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Bill Hicks was a half-baked "philosopher" posing as a comedian that failed at both.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Bill Hicks suceeded at dying

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I liked some of the early seasons of Louie but then they just got bad. Cringe comedy + badly written drama.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Louis CK is good and funny and his shows are good and if you think he is not good or funny or that his shows aren't good you're a either a mongoloid gently caress or have no taste and it's beneath me to talk to you.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

he's funny. i hope he didn't really wave his penis at those ladies.

If he did it's 101% fine if he didn't he should have.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Considering how much of CK's material is about doing awkward sex things that women don't appreciate, I find it pretty easy to believe the accusations against him. I mean, all the details about it make it sound like part of his routine.

Louis: "So now I'm standing there in the doorway, my dick in my hand, and she is right in front of me, and I'm-- I mean, like, I'm trying to make eye contact and it's just- just not happening!"

Audience: *laughs*

Louis: "And I, I jerk off a bit but there's still no contact, she's just standing there and- heh, you know what she says to me? Swear to God, this is what she actually says to me: 'are you gonna move?' *makes dumb face*

Audience: *laughs harder*

Louis: *long silence* "Uhh... nope."

Audience: *gut-busting laughter, followed by cheering and clapping*

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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KomodoWagon posted:

Considering how much of CK's material is about doing awkward sex things that women don't appreciate, I find it pretty easy to believe the accusations against him. I mean, all the details about it make it sound like part of his routine.

Louis: "So now I'm standing there in the doorway, my dick in my hand, and she is right in front of me, and I'm-- I mean, like, I'm trying to make eye contact and it's just- just not happening!"

Audience: *laughs*

Louis: "And I, I jerk off a bit but there's still no contact, she's just standing there and- heh, you know what she says to me? Swear to God, this is what she actually says to me: 'are you gonna move?' *makes dumb face*

Audience: *laughs harder*

Louis: *long silence* "Uhh... nope."

Audience: *gut-busting laughter, followed by cheering and clapping*

Did he jizz in her face?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

KomodoWagon posted:

Considering how much of CK's material is about doing awkward sex things that women don't appreciate

Like, none of it?

Why don't you go float this bullshit in a different forum?

He invited two girls up to his hotel room and then asked them if he could jerk off and they said yes and then he jerked off. What a class A predator.

raton fucked around with this message at 10:54 on May 26, 2016

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I know when I jerk off I make sure to stand in a doorway. Everything else is just so impractical.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Iron Prince posted:

*furiously paws at screen*

Hello

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

In before the thread is Goldmined :xd:

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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Sheep-Goats posted:

He invited two girls up to his hotel room and then asked them if he could jerk off and they said yes and then he jerked off. What a class A predator.

What a sicko.

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