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us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Sheep-Goats posted:

He invited two girls up to his hotel room and then asked them if he could jerk off and they said yes and then he jerked off. What a class A predator.

Ok think about this. Think about what you are saying. Are these things you would have to say about someone who isn't a bizarre scary man?

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

KomodoWagon posted:

I know when I jerk off I make sure to stand in a doorway. Everything else is just so impractical.

Who gives a poo poo you waterbrained fruit

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Sheep-Goats posted:

Like, none of it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmban3Fio14

You know how you need a woman to bring you to orgasm within regular intervals or you develop severe rage? You know what I'm talking about, fellas!

KomodoWagon fucked around with this message at 11:02 on May 26, 2016

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Pony Incident posted:

Ok think about this. Think about what you are saying. Are these things you would have to say about someone who isn't a bizarre scary man?

There's nothing bizarre or scary about any of that. You'd have to be some kind of vanilla pudding frail suburban housefrau to read that kind of hysteria into that interaction.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I only jack off to hardcore scat porn.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

KomodoWagon posted:

I know when I jerk off I make sure to stand in a doorway. Everything else is just so impractical.

I too am afraid of earthquakes when I jerk off. The doorway is the most stable structure.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

KomodoWagon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmban3Fio14

You know how you need a woman to bring you to orgasm within regular intervals or you develop severe raged? You know what I'm talking about, fellas!

Wow what a loving baby

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm sorry I insulted your ginger boycrush. I'm sure if it was you in his hotel room he'd feel comfortable enough to move out of his safe space in the doorway to jerk off.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

KomodoWagon posted:

I'm sorry I insulted your ginger boycrush. I'm sure if it was you in his hotel room he'd feel comfortable enough to move out of his safe space in the doorway to jerk off.

:laugh: look at this guy who doesn't have a red psi ring around his dick.

All Americans have one! :911:

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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KomodoWagon posted:

I'm sorry I insulted your ginger boycrush. I'm sure if it was you in his hotel room he'd feel comfortable enough to move out of his safe space in the doorway to jerk off.T

That's just called being safe. Here in California an earthquake can hit at any moment. You don't want to be caught with your pants down.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
A lot of ppl don't like Louie CK because he said that being a human being is bad. Many of those ppl are ITT RN.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Ork of Fiction posted:

A lot of ppl don't like Louie CK because he said that being a human being is bad. Many of those ppl are ITT RN.

He never said that. He said that people who use the word "human being" offensively are faggots.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Good try though. human being.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

A lot of ppl don't like Louie CK because he said that being a human being is bad. Many of those ppl are ITT RN.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
He's just a really good guy

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Well this thread turned into poo poo faster than my posts!

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I just want you all to know that I'm jacking off to this thread right now. Don't be frightened.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
This frontpage feature seems to have taken form and started posting

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
American comedians are great because they take complex issues and turn them into reductive but pithy soundbites so that me, an idiot, can feel superior to other people

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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RideTheSpiral posted:

American comedians are great because they take complex issues and turn them into reductive but pithy soundbites so that me, an idiot, can feel superior to other people

This explains Bill Burr and Amy Schumer.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Boner Zone posted:

uh..there isn't any other kind of comedian fucko

americans are good at making polished, well scripted tv shows with good looking actors with great teeth, but terrible at standup. its a fact

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hammerite posted:

americans are good at making polished, well scripted tv shows with good looking actors with great teeth, but terrible at standup. its a fact

Are you including black americans in this

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

SweetKarma posted:

This explains Bill Burr and Amy Schumer.
Do you listen to Bill Burr's podcast? He says "I'm an idiot, I don't read, don't actually take my opinion seriously" like 5 times per episode.

Louis CK's standup lately seems to be mostly farting noises and raging about how horrible people in their 20's are because they'd rather party than run errands and stand in line at places.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i hope a friend of the family fucks him to death while his dead wife's ghost cheers him on

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Mange Mite posted:

Are you including black americans in this

hrrm, well, um, err, ah, Theyre not as bad as the white standups but still not great

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i think he's funny and i....i love him

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Mr. Unlucky posted:

i hope a friend of the family fucks him to death while his dead wife's ghost cheers him on

Rude

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

www posted:

he isnt funny

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
He is made of mostly water and who doesn't love water?
This makes him an OK dude in my book.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hammerite posted:

hrrm, well, um, err, ah, Theyre not as bad as the white standups but still not great

Sorry americans invented stand up and are still the best at it

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
I think he is pretty funny and also I think that is a fairly popular opinion. Actually I am always surprised by the amount of people on SA who apparently despise the guy - I'm having a lot of trouble keeping track of who I should like and who I should hate :(

Who are funny comedians please? I need to fix my opinions.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Mange Mite posted:

Sorry americans invented stand up and are still the best at it

just because you invent something doesnt mean you will be good at it. we invented like a dozen sports and we are poo poo at all of them

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hes a funny gently caress

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
if you dont agree you are dumb and bad

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hammerite posted:

just because you invent something doesnt mean you will be good at it. we invented like a dozen sports and we are poo poo at all of them
Ok then show us some "good" standup

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
tried getting tickets to his latest tour and my options were go to Oakland or Inglewood

im guessing those locations are part of his new material

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Mange Mite posted:

Ok then show us some "good" standup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWFCin1olfw

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

ugh

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I like his standup and I saw the first 2 seasons of his show. They were good. Then I saw the weird clip of him talking with a fat girl and she bitched about how no one would gently caress her.

Man I dont watch him to gain some truth on being loved. I watch his poo poo to feel ok about being a pervert

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Yeah ok i was humoring you before but this is real bad

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