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sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

Tell us about how you are hooked on posting here, how you can't help but post

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:feelsgood:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Posting in gbs is the only way i can feel emotions anymore

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
:fyh:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Posting in gbs is the only way i can feel emoticons anymore

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

This is the only news source i trust

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
It doesn't matter. Not like I'd do anything productive with my free time if I wasn't here.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
like eating your own waste man

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Internet forums ruined my life. I joined gamefaqs when I was 13 and my life has been entirely downhill since then. Now I'm 26 and a kissless virgin and I live with my mom


I really wish I had been born a few decades earlier before the internet was around. I wouldn't have wasted all my time online and I might have a good job and a girlfriend by now.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
It's slow at work, and you are all my buddies :unsmith:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


dont be that guy

:justpost: and :420:

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
i suck dick in alleys for internet

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I don't have an addiction per se, but post too much. now Dare, he's got an issue.

wacky tacky kathy
May 26, 2016

by zen death robot
i got invited here too many times by various regular posters and then when i ended up in jail over waht should have been a short visit here i decided to start committing my ontaro disability cheque to support this place for a few months till it comes time for the murder

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

well youre a tremendous cocksucker with a baby dick so id go for it

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

murder urself im sayin hehe

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
cram it nelson

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I am addicted to myself. I post so I can read my own posts.

wacky tacky kathy
May 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

I am addicted to myself. I post so I can read my own posts.

u post in between scamming employees into cold calling or organizing ur next secure lead to sales feed

gently caress u

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

wacky tacky kathy posted:

u post in between scamming employees into cold calling or organizing ur next secure lead to sales feed

gently caress u

Don't you have someone to rape? Go do that instead of posting on the internet.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lets all of us cram it

wacky tacky kathy
May 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

Don't you have someone to rape? Go do that instead of posting on the internet.

i culd rape ur job in the context of the tribes game's usage of rape that slam slut and putrid deliberately put in it

right agnostick

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Do it. Seriously. Rape my job.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
In fact. Post proof of you trying to own my job. If you can I will give you $500 I earned with that job I have.

wacky tacky kathy
May 26, 2016

by zen death robot
you make 100k a year in sales and cry to ur daddy still at age 50 about fears of being fired by Tribalwar.com which has nothing to do with me

y wuld i feel sorry for u if lemon and naptown contact ur boss again

i didnt tell or want them to do it the first time but u literally wake up every day to post on tw that im a rapist or that i hit kate or some other insane poo poo

id like to correct u in public here

i never hit kate

she is just wild and will fight if u say ur late for something like dinner or groceries or a flight etc

so u have to fight and win to get her to do anything

this is just information 4 future bfs

also i want my freedom\

k8 is not 14 so i did not rape a 14 year old

if some other girl used fake id or some such then ya maybe but i cant remember any looking 14 years old of the many i have put my penis in :(

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Gbs: cheaper than therapy!

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

wacky tacky kathy posted:

you make 100k a year in sales and cry to ur daddy still at age 50 about fears of being fired by Tribalwar.com which has nothing to do with me

y wuld i feel sorry for u if lemon and naptown contact ur boss again

i didnt tell or want them to do it the first time but u literally wake up every day to post on tw that im a rapist or that i hit kate or some other insane poo poo

id like to correct u in public here

i never hit kate

she is just wild and will fight if u say ur late for something like dinner or groceries or a flight etc

so u have to fight and win to get her to do anything

this is just information 4 future bfs

also i want my freedom\

k8 is not 14 so i did not rape a 14 year old

if some other girl used fake id or some such then ya maybe but i cant remember any looking 14 years old of the many i have put my penis in :(

Dare raped a 14 year old girl and loved it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Windows 98 posted:

Dare raped a 14 year old girl and loved it

i know. i was there :ninja:

dr. zero is going to end his misery

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Windows 98 posted:

Dare raped a 14 year old girl and loved it

Uncle Wemus posted:

This is the only news source i trust

wacky tacky kathy
May 26, 2016

by zen death robot

down n out posted:

Gbs: cheaper than therapy!

the ultimate irony is that he got me into kmfdm and u me and him r like one of the 10 ppl here that follow them and undertand it BUT NOPE CANT FOCUS ON THAT LITTLE BROTHER DARE HAS TO HAVE RAPED A 14 YEAR OLD

gently caress U MARK UR EX WIFE HAD A FAT PAPYA OF A PUSSY AND IS GETTING DEEP DICKED BY AN OIL MAN NOW CUCKED U STERILE BITCH GG

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

wacky tacky kathy posted:

the ultimate irony is that he got me into kmfdm and u me and him r like one of the 10 ppl here that follow them and undertand it BUT NOPE CANT FOCUS ON THAT LITTLE BROTHER DARE HAS TO HAVE RAPED A 14 YEAR OLD

gently caress U MARK UR EX WIFE HAD A FAT PAPYA OF A PUSSY AND IS GETTING DEEP DICKED BY AN OIL MAN NOW CUCKED U STERILE BITCH GG

At least it is consensual!

rapist

wacky tacky kathy
May 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

At least it is consensual!

rapist

what planet of consent do you live in

so when i say no it doesnt matter but when she says no and we pause to talk about it does

also the judge is a liar in this case

The diabolical episode of the 30-second rapist

http://australian-news.net/articles/view.php?id=142

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

wacky tacky kathy posted:

what planet of consent do you live in

so when i say no it doesnt matter but when she says no and we pause to talk about it does

also the judge is a liar in this case

The diabolical episode of the 30-second rapist

http://australian-news.net/articles/view.php?id=142

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004
I have an internet addiction in general. Why? Let me tell you whats going on in my living room right now:

obese girlfriend bitching about something
girl with face tattoos passed out on recliner high off xanax
girl with partial downs syndrome smoking a joint with me
kevin gates blaring on speakers

or I can read Windows 98 posts on my macbook pro (and chat on irc)... what would you pick?

I don't wanna socialize with these people unless I'm not sober. I wanna gently caress the girl with the face tattoos tho...

wacky tacky kathy
May 26, 2016

by zen death robot
what is the irc place where ppl actually chat especially windows 98 potentially

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

wacky tacky kathy posted:

what is the irc place where ppl actually chat especially windows 98 potentially

rape.org

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Valuum posted:

I have an internet addiction in general. Why? Let me tell you whats going on in my living room right now:

obese girlfriend bitching about something
girl with face tattoos passed out on recliner high off xanax
girl with partial downs syndrome smoking a joint with me
kevin gates blaring on speakers

or I can read Windows 98 posts on my macbook pro (and chat on irc)... what would you pick?

I don't wanna socialize with these people unless I'm not sober. I wanna gently caress the girl with the face tattoos tho...

im so sad rn

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

This is the only news site that Trump does not hate.

wacky tacky kathy
May 26, 2016

by zen death robot

and yet no charges and no sandy hook and we both kno u sure as gently caress arent going to press them

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turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:

wacky tacky kathy posted:

and yet no charges and no sandy hook and we both kno u sure as gently caress arent going to press them

I'm sure you make a compelling case for not raping people if I could read what you post but you seem to be missing quite a few letters

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