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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Did anyone else watch ALF? I remember it was a cool show about an alien who eats cats, what are your memories?

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I did not watch it and I do not remember it

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
It's the worst television show in the history of the medium.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Windows 98 posted:

I did not watch it and I do not remember it

It was a real treat, like Willy was the dad, and he was always trying to make sure that the US Government wouldn't vivisect ALF, and that the neighbors didn't see him. Then at the end, ALF got caught and vivisected, so Willy turned to crack.

kickascii
Mar 30, 2010
Ha! I kill me.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
it was the worst show of all time and i think i only made it through one episode.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2JEmPZi9d0

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Much like ALF the OP claims to be trying to eat some pussy but always has some rando dude's hand jammed up his rear end

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:rip: Arf

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

dad gay. so what posted:

it was the worst show of all time and i think i only made it through one episode.

It was really good, and I remember the daughter being hot for 80's standards to my 8 year old brain.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Booblord Zagats posted:

Much like ALF the OP claims to be trying to eat some pussy but always has some rando dude's hand jammed up his rear end

You bought me a drink first, that makes you no longer a rando

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hes back, in pog form

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Iron Crowned posted:

You bought me a drink first, that makes you no longer a rando

I felt another guy's fingers, tho

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Chinatown posted:

hes back, in pog form

As long as we remember him, he will always be with us in our hearts

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
on Melmac they eat cats just like chinas do

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

JiveHonky posted:

on Melmac they eat cats just like chinas do

So, they just call it General Tso's Cat there, it's probably just as delicious

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

So, they just call it General Tso's Cat there, it's probably just as delicious

:munch:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Exactly how I eat General Tso's :yum:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I eat rear end

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

stop bragging clarence

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Alf dad was gay

smoked crack

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
scoop of the century

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.

Melmac posted:

It's the worst television show in the history of the medium.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Booblord Zagats posted:

Alf dad was gay

smoked crack



Alf Dad Gay. so what?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
If you lived with a cat eating alien you'd be smoking crack and sucking dick as well. Trust me, I know these things. I am, after all, a professional.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8YSXSB8bOk

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

FlimFlam Imam posted:

If you lived with a cat eating alien you'd be smoking crack and sucking dick as well. Trust me, I know these things. I am, after all, a professional.

At smoking crack and sucking dick? Or eating cats?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZERfeh7n4Q

hint: alf gets raped

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Iron Crowned posted:

At smoking crack and sucking dick? Or eating cats?

yup, I'm one well rounded individual.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

FlimFlam Imam posted:

yup, I'm one well rounded individual.

I have done none of those, but I'm really good at petting cats!

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

e: beaten

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



they weren't saying alien they were saying italian that's why he eats cats

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
I love Alf and "Permanent Midnight" is the greatest Alf memoir ever. I also have an autographed photo from Alf to me that I framed that says:

"Yo, <my real name>
Thanks for being a fan
Your pal,
Alf"

He's my pal, bitches. I'll try to snap a picture of it later.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Robot Pride posted:

I love Alf and "Permanent Midnight" is the greatest Alf memoir ever. I also have an autographed photo from Alf to me that I framed that says:

"Yo, <my real name>
Thanks for being a fan
Your pal,
Alf"

He's my pal, bitches. I'll try to snap a picture of it later.

I used to have an 8.5 x 11 glossy of Knight Industries Two-Thousand, and a signed one of David Hasllelhoff, I lost them some years ago :smith:

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I had a little mirror with an AC/DC logo on it that I won at a county fair, it wasn't until years later that I realized it was for doing the cocaine. Weird huh?

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