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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Vertical Lime posted:

stamkos will be on the third line

https://twitter.com/renlavoietva/status/735979794865754114

what exactly is stamkos' music

Something by The Strokes

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Stamkos and Letang will collide with each other and level Pittsburgh.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Pornographic Memory posted:

thats ridiculous, everybody knows letang's weapon of choice is the high stick

So he's going to break his stick in half and stab Stamkos with the shards?

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
On a scale from 1 to 10, how fuckin' stupid is it that Stamkos is playing? Because I can't tell.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




This game does not actually affect my life, yet I am tense as hell.

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
:science: GO BOLTS GO :science:




Sorry Phil, you're cool but tainted with original sin

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Abner Assington posted:

On a scale from 1 to 10, how fuckin' stupid is it that Stamkos is playing? Because I can't tell.

A 16 or 17 at least.

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

CobwebMustardseed posted:

Wait what does that mean?

You need to bet $210 to win $100 for a Penguins win. You win $175 for a $100 bet on the Lightning.

That's a pretty big disparity for an NHL playoff game, where upsets are pretty common.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Abner Assington posted:

On a scale from 1 to 10, how fuckin' stupid is it that Stamkos is playing? Because I can't tell.

Probably like a 7, unless he scores and then it's the best decision ever.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Mage_Boy posted:

This game does not actually affect my life, yet I am tense as hell.

same

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

We're going to see a man die tonight.
It may even be Stamkos.
(Seriously why are they letting him play, did no one tell him about Dupuis?)

During game 1 or 2, Dupuis was talking to Stamkos before the game. I imagine he knows what Duper went through.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Go bolts, wanna see some hot Lightning on Shark action next week

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Gonna have to give all your blood, sweat, and tears tonight.

Except you Stamkos, just do the sweat and tears part.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Duke Chin posted:

Yeah but didn't super dooper have some sort of other "condition" that was exacerbated by the clots/blood thinner? I'm not super (heh) sure since I didn't really follow that story intently cause blah blah blah gently caress the penguins or whatever but is him and stamkos really an A:A comparison?

You're thinking of heartless Kristopher Letang I think. As far as I recall Dupuis was healthy as an ox apart from that (and being older)

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Pornographic Memory posted:

thats ridiculous, everybody knows letang's weapon of choice is the high stick

soooooo broken bottle shards glued to the back of his stick ala ...
...?

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Wide by Lovejoy : 1

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
B O L T S

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
stamkos has long been cleared fyi

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Revol posted:

During game 1 or 2, Dupuis was talking to Stamkos before the game. I imagine he knows what Duper went through.

pfffffffffffffft pens player just trying to get into Steve's head.

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Jesus, this defense

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



nbc stream is garbage

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Duke Chin posted:

pfffffffffffffft pens player just trying to get into Steve's head.

"Nothing's worth your life, Steven... wait Toronto offered you how much? Oh okay, yeah, you should play then."

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



pens really need to get the first goal

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Stamkos is either touching the Prince of Wales trophy or the truckload of money the Leafs have waiting outside after this game.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Go whomever, I don't give a crap as long as you lose to the Sharks.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



BiohazrD posted:

pens really need to get the first goal

I think they need to get every goal, but yeah

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

BiohazrD posted:

pens really need to get the first goal

nah

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

BiohazrD posted:

pens really need to get the first goal

They also need to get to their game, stick on puck, go hard to the net and just try and get some shots out there.
Thanks, Pierre.

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
I predict tampa winning 6-3

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Mike Tomlin, quick get on the ice to distract the Bolts!!

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



loving hell Malkin

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
That's what you're calling? Are you loving serious

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Oh man, Malkin hits like a slow moving truck.

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...
That penalty doesn't get called in the last six games.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




rex rabidorum vires posted:

That's what you're calling? Are you loving serious

I mean it's interference, but it's also soft as hell to call.

beetlo
Mar 20, 2005

Proud forums lurker!
Getting the dumb Malkin penalty out of the way early

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
The Fix is in

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
"Right call made" hahahahaha

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Malkin king of dumb penalties

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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



I for one am happy they called an obvious interference

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