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I say we be creeply pleasant to the witch.
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Nyaa posted:I say we be creeply pleasant to the witch. That other poster had the right idea with pleasantly creepy in my opinion
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Jul 2, 2016 04:23
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De-bone the witch. Wear her skin as a cloak.
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Solice Kirsk posted:De-bone the witch. Wear her skin as a cloak. This 100% Also ditch the six fingered hand. I wanna use that monkey paw.
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Jul 2, 2016 05:33
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Ditch the six fingered hand, but seduce the witch. Now that we're not decrepit we should do alright.
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The proper order of business is bone then de-bone.
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we're on a pretty good setup for this route, we can also use the monkey hand for the 2 pink 1 stink combo, hermans pretty hosed up/real cool. i think it can be attributed to the fact he blew the insurance money on drugs and orgies, i cant remember whether it was his house he burnt down or the print shop he owned or it was like a home print studio, i just remember reading an interview that was on some fan site that went down in 2001
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:The proper order of business is bone then de-bone. I vote this, though we're moving to just creepy instead of creepily pleasant. Also how much of the game is actually the author trying to predict and manipulate goon responses?
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yeah the goal of the author of these gamebooks was to predict the emergence of a niche internet forum twenty years into the future, and pander to it
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:yeah the goal of the author of these gamebooks was to predict the emergence of a niche internet forum twenty years into the future, and pander to it It was really avant garde.
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Like Devo.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:The proper order of business is bone then de-bone. This, and keep the monkey paw hand.
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now i don't want to get your hopes up about what you're trying to do here. skull's more of an rear end in a top hat than a creep.
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The man is a heartless monster. I remember the scenario in The Bastard Elf where the 10 Foot Dungeoneering Pole falls into the well and drowns when you choose the option to throw a coin in to make a wish. Dude just loves making small seemingly pointless choices into monstrous abominations of misfortune.
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oh you sick fucks want to try it on with Aethelchill. I warned Last para complete:  On to 352:  Luckily I remembered we were wearing armour this time and rolled a 6 on the armour saving throw from the tabard so this broom to the balls doesn't do us in. We're still not winning at the game of love but at least we're not dead. Well, we are, but at least we can still shamble around. Anyway, the world is our oyster. Where to? No changes to the adventure scroll.
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Jul 3, 2016 00:08
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To do: De-bone the witch. Onwards!
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Jul 3, 2016 00:19
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Keep going the wrong way and avoid the tower just to piss her off. 
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What about the cauldron? Let's go get it from the goblin king!
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That's one of the funniest bits in the whole book. Totally worth the risk of death.Jenkem Delivery posted:What about the cauldron? Let's go get it from the goblin king!
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go to the tower
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Aint gonna be no update tonight because sunday is as slow af for these things, I'll pick up the responses over the evening and tomorrow and then we'll move right into the end game
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Nyaa posted:Keep going the wrong way and avoid the tower just to piss her off. This!
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Nyaa posted:Keep going the wrong way and avoid the tower just to piss her off. First we're friendzoned and then we're racially profiled? Like hell are we gonna do what these witches want. The only person that truly understood us was hardmod, let's go to Bilgeton and get shitfaced in his memory.
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We are an union member. We expect to get pay for our work. If someone wants us to do something like "go to the tower'", then they better pay us something because we don't work for free. It's against our intrinsic sense and it is against the law.
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Go bone ourselves, she says... I'll show HER a BONE- > To Bilgeton, to conquer a city wreathed in flames!!! DEATH ONLY OCCURS TWICE 
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Nyaa posted:Keep going the wrong way and avoid the tower just to piss her off. I'm not sure this will piss her off since she said she doesn't care about what happens to Aggie. Let's go to Bilgeton.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:DEATH ONLY OCCURS TWICE Are you suggesting that we amass an army of ninjas and assault someone's secret volcano lair?
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We're going to continue to Bilgeton where this salty adventure will conclude. One or two choices remain and then it's either page 400 or a worse page
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FoolyCharged posted:Are you suggesting that we amass an army of ninjas and assault someone's secret volcano lair? The D.O.O.T. Union doesn't get all salty, it gets assault-y! Isaiah B 69:12 For only in Life after Death would the restless find succor; and 'DOOT DOOT' came as their rallying cry. >Find and recruit a Dwarven Bard
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:The D.O.O.T. Union doesn't get all salty, it gets assault-y! Monteton was North at the start!  update time. We continue to Bilgeton, ignoring the witch.Here's the latest past, now complete:  Turning to 312:   Here's our current adventure scroll:  Now one thing about this that might not be obvious unless you've paid too much attention to this book and Sword of the Bastard Elf - this is a squalid little medieval world that teeters on the edge of starvation most of the time and soldiers are expensive. Bilgeton is the region's biggest metropolis with a population of no more than 2,500 and it pretty much supports a couple of dozen soldiers, a few knights and a couple of petty nobles. A guy wandering around with fourteen dudes, especially dudes ready to fight, is a force to be reckoned with. Anyway, now you know that what do we do here? (bear in mind our next choice will bring us to, or very close to The End We Deserve)
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Figure out if the CBA preserves the solidarity and autonomy of homo calciensis, and if not ensure a revision that does; after that walk the earth.
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Sounds like this will be our last chance to de-bone Sigbort!
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Jul 5, 2016 02:43
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Waltz up to the tent, introduce ourselves to the SKU leadership and underhandedly debone them once we put our arms around them in a comradely embrace. Renegotiate terms with the humans for better conditions for the working skeleton. Then as we have an overwhelming numerical advantage free the rest of the skeletons from their meaty prisons.
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Take Part in Democracy
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Debone the SKU Leadership and assert ourselves as the authoritarian leader Bonald Trump. Make the skeletons our slaves Full bad ending, bitches Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jul 5, 2016 |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:(bear in mind our next choice will bring us to, or very close to The End We Deserve)
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Use the monkeys paw, wish to be in charge of the SKU
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the_steve posted:Use the monkeys paw, wish to be in charge of the SKU Oh poo poo changing my vote to this
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the_steve posted:Use the monkeys paw, wish to be in charge of the SKU I wish Hardmod was alive to see this.
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