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Hogge Wild posted:Often in these games you can't do everything, but this is a good order to start doing stuff. since most of that stuff is just things lying around, it's possible to do most of it. I'll just have to dig up the cards.
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Let's grab our new buddies and head to that fukken tower, and get our new true union on the road.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:01
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Are we still able to bone the lady witch from earlier or has that boat sailed?
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Are we still able to bone the lady witch from earlier or has that boat sailed? still totally possible
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Jun 30, 2016 20:59
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Are we still able to bone the lady witch from earlier or has that boat sailed? To bad we can't de-bone her.
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Solice Kirsk posted:To bad we can't de-bone her. Don't. We'll end up wearing her like the creepiest latex suit ever.
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Jun 30, 2016 21:30
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:> Harvest Big Bill This
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Outrail posted:We'll end up wearing her like the creepiest latex suit ever.
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Jun 30, 2016 21:40
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you're not getting the princess ending, we don't have even one original part!
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Oh bummer. I suppose we will go for the Union Queen ending instead. 
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Welp, here goes! Last page completed:  So here's the loot we picked up: Four of these dudes:  Moderately worthless but better than nothing and they're free. From the thief:  From the priest:  From the mage:  From the fighter:  And finally, from Big Bill:  We've got enough energy to harvest all this stuff, but I wanted to confirm that y'all wanted to just attach the whole lot. It would mean being kicked out of the SWU, if that's a thing we still care about. If we're not bolting all this stuff on what do you want to keep and what do we get rid of? I didn't scan the item cards - if you pick one I'll do that next time. They're all pretty good. The sword gives you +1 ESPRIT in close combat and all attacks use -1 ESSENCE. The bow gives you +1ESPRIT and lets you act as a ranged troop type. The mace causes every hit you inflict to do +1 damage. The staff allows you to act as a mage in battles and adds 1 to any damage done with magic in battles. We'll still have to chuck the garbage we're carrying away to get one of these things. We move on to 219, to hear what Hardmod has to say:  And with that ominous news, we're outside and at a crucial juncture! We can move on immediately or rest. Where to?
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RIP Hardmod. Losing a friend is hard even if we barely remember them; lets go to Bligeton and get pissed in his memory. EAST!
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Do nott attache everything to ye. We be a SWU man through and through. Grab the Rocking thigh, and replace something with it and change out to the Rogue head, we have a decent army, so we should do more warring than raising from here on out. Don't we have some demon-dudes waiting for us? Grab the full army and head South to Thin White Duke Lake.
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Yeah, can you post our entire inventory and army, i think we're going to go downhill from here so lets bask in the spoils of our collective victory for a second. Not sure what to get, but we should go east, and that means keeping our SKU membership for a while yet. Mabye raze the entire town, raise them all and go full on evil dead on the tower.
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No to the Golem arm. Keep the staff, we can hang back and cast spells while our minions tank Head to Aggie
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Bolt everything on, but don't replace anything either. It's time we start following in our....friend's(?) footsteps! Let us create a two-assed, four- legged, four-armed, twin-headed Bone-ified Asskicking Skeleton! I guess then we can head to Bilgeton. Maybe there will be an opportunity to get hired as a Rockette line. Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jul 1, 2016 |
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Form new union that allows multiple everythings on a skele. Staple everything onto self at all opportunities. Become bone-king of flesh-is-for-losers mountain. Sidequest some more.
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Stay in the union
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Solice Kirsk posted:Bolt everything on, but don't replace anything either. It's time we start following in our....friend's(?) footsteps! Let us create a two-assed, four- legged, four-armed, twin-headed Bone-ified Asskicking Skeleton! Blasphemaster posted:Form new union that allows multiple everythings on a skele. Staple everything onto self at all opportunities. Become bone-king of flesh-is-for-losers mountain. Sidequest some more. And takeover SWU.
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Bolt everything on. It's time to take over the union!
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Stay SKU Give Gloem arm to loyal dog buddie as treat, he crawled to our aid 
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Union for Unlife!
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EzEight posted:Stay SKU This I also vote to keep our current head, it's a good head
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Outrail posted:Yeah, can you post our entire inventory and army, i think we're going to go downhill from here so lets bask in the spoils of our collective victory for a second. Latest adventure scroll:  Our skele:        Our stuff: Equipped:  Wearing:  Spells:  Our army:  *injured (-1 to stats)    *injured (-1 to stats)Looks like most people want to head over to Bilgeton. This is the end game - there's no going back from whichever direction we go. Bilgeton's a good direction to wind up especially since we missed it earlier. There's one vote for the staff. If we take that we can't raise the mage because the staff is part of his kit, he'll just raise as a generic skeleton worker instead. Those guys are about as good as Bobs.
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I didn't realize we're still wielding the shears  That's actually kind of impressive
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Who What Now posted:Wouldn't our armor have let us roll to ignore the two injuries we took? yes but i forgot didn't get any 5s or 6s
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Gridlocked posted:How come only the Sentry has a fist? because he's good (it's to give an early boost in battles otherwise you'd get thumped) some of the adventurers here have a fist as well, it's not that common in this game
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I'd like to replace our legs. Horse legs are lame.
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Come on people! Let's blow this garbage union and strike out on our own! We've been playing nice all game, I say it's time we go for broke and snap this book (not literally, last I saw at a con these were going for a few hundred even with missing pages and poo poo) over our knees! This is GBS for fucks sake! Let's goddamned act like it!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Come on people! Let's blow this garbage union and strike out on our own! We've been playing nice all game, I say it's time we go for broke and snap this book (not literally, last I saw at a con these were going for a few hundred even with missing pages and poo poo) over our knees! This is GBS for fucks sake! Let's goddamned act like it!  this playthrough has been almost creepily pleasant
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Solice Kirsk posted:Come on people! Let's blow this garbage union and strike out on our own! We've been playing nice all game, I say it's time we go for broke and snap this book (not literally, last I saw at a con these were going for a few hundred even with missing pages and poo poo) over our knees! This is GBS for fucks sake! Let's goddamned act like it! No way man. We stay with the Union till we can murder Skeleton Lenin and become Skeleton Stalin.
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Control the union control the world. There's a skeleton in everyone.
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:
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Who will stand for the rights of all resurrected workmen regardless of limb number or magical quality? The UWW(undead workers of the world) will!
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Who will stand for the rights of all resurrected workmen regardless of limb number or magical quality? we just killed their executive, the One Bone Union is just their friendly name!
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Welp. How about Benevolent Organisation of Nonliving Employees ? Everyone needs to get BONEd up!
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no don't, that leaves us open to the Bad End even if it does let us meet a cool dogdragon cast debone on the union, unleashing the Nothing on the world
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Let's head on to the bad end Bilgeton! First of all here's the end of the last page:  Now we've decided to keep the adventurer parts, replacing what we have so as to stay a member of the SWU. We have to decide whether we're throwing away the Monkey Paw or the Six-Fingered Hand to do this. Since we're not using the golem arm we can raise Big Bill. Here's what we get:  He's a very good addition to the army. The only downside (and it's only sort of a downside) is his size - he will always be the first in line to take damage in the unit he's in. He also gets to add all his FIST dice together in the first round of combat which is useful. Here's the staff which we picked up, it interacts well with the gimp leg:  We didn't use very much ESSENCE doing all that thanks to our skills and the shears, so 50 ESSENCE is a full recovery. Anyway so moving on, we're going to Bilgeton. 360:  And of course something stops us. Another witch. What do we do? and which hand do we chuck away for the priest hand? (monkey paw or six fingered) Here's the current adventure scroll: 
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