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So Zika is everywhere these days now it seems. http://www.cdc.gov/zika/ It even has a twitter now, sort of https://twitter.com/search?q=zika&ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^search Here is a map of DANGEROUS PLACES, so don't go there. More red the worse it is.  Here is places to avoid in the US specifically,  There is currently no cure for it, so don't plan on having kids if you get infected because you'll get small headed kids. If you want to see it yourself, just type zika baby into a search engine. But wait there is more! Antibiotic-resistant superbug surfaces in US for first time An antibiotic-resistant strain of E coli was found last month in the urine of a 49-year-old Pennsylvania woman, the report said. The report added that Defense Department researchers have determined that the strain is resistant to colistin. Colistin, the report explains, is the "antibiotic of last resort for particularly dangerous types of superbugs". http://www.business-standard.com/ar...52700690_1.html So now we got e coli that can't die. Honorable shout out to ebola. http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/ SO if you live in a zika area, wear mosquito repellent that probably does nothing, or just stay inside all the time. Have a nice memorial day weekend too. edit : found a map with Australia on it. New Zealand is gone I guess. 
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your mom knows all about viruses and bacteria 
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May 27, 2016 22:05
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i'm c c c crazy about viruses and bacteria! i've got that disease fever baby, hit me with the info!
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May 27, 2016 22:34
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this country is gr8 only virus i need to worry about is an STD
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May 27, 2016 22:36
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Good thing I'm gay
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May 27, 2016 22:37
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so now that the bugs have evolved to resist our medicine, when does the euthanasia (aka firebreak protocol) start
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May 27, 2016 22:45
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It's weird to think that we've only really had antibiotics for a century or so. And soon we won't have them any more.
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May 27, 2016 22:57
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what if microcephaly is the next stage in human evolution? like, we don't know it yet but the virus makes all those babies telekinetic or some poo poo
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May 27, 2016 23:41
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Harald posted:what if microcephaly is the next stage in human evolution? You need BIGGeR brains for telekinesis/telepathy, dummy
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May 28, 2016 00:15
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better chemtrail the country just to be sure
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May 28, 2016 00:20
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Thanks India. Hope the unrestrained growth was worth every woman worldwide over 70 dying from piss bacteria
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May 28, 2016 00:27
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we're over due for a big big earthquake, and also, a superbug pandemic
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May 28, 2016 00:31
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hooray
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May 28, 2016 00:41
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A Strange Aeon posted:It's weird to think that we've only really had antibiotics for a century or so. And soon we won't have them any more. It's because it's much more profitable for drug companies to put out dick pill ads and crank out antidepressants which people will be taking for the rest of their lives, instead of putting R&D into something that people only use for 10 days once every few years.
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May 28, 2016 01:29
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Her name is Rio, she got Zika from the sand
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May 28, 2016 01:32
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Lime Tonics posted:Here is a map of DANGEROUS PLACES, so don't go there. More red the worse it is. This would be true even if you weren't talking about epidemics.
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May 28, 2016 01:35
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Her name is Rio, she got Zika from the sand I approve of this post
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May 28, 2016 01:38
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amusinginquiry posted:You need BIGGeR brains for telekinesis/telepathy, dummy Depending on how strong the telepathy is, maybe they could operate as a hive mind and then each brain would just be a node.
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May 28, 2016 01:48
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:This would be true even if you weren't talking about epidemics.
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May 28, 2016 01:55
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/05/26/the-superbug-that-doctors-have-been-dreading-just-reached-the-u-s/ We're dead.
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May 28, 2016 01:55
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Wow we're gonna have a massive global generation of micro-brain babies.
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May 28, 2016 01:57
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lol body integrity
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May 28, 2016 01:59
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Fasdar posted:Wow we're gonna have a massive global generation of micro-brain babies. Fine with me. My own stupid tiny useless brain will seem mightier and mightier in comparison
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May 28, 2016 02:00
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i like this map in the op because australia doesnt exist i would like this to also be the case irl
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May 28, 2016 02:00
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Fasdar posted:Wow we're gonna have a massive global generation of micro-brain babies. only those who never go outside will be spared hallelujah
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May 28, 2016 02:00
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Al Cowens posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/05/26/the-superbug-that-doctors-have-been-dreading-just-reached-the-u-s/ It's the cure for the virus known as humanity. Start learning survival techniques so if you happen to be lucky enough to live through it, you'll last long enough to start the process over again
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May 28, 2016 02:04
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so that's how children of men started
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May 28, 2016 02:12
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Bacteria are this world's true ruler. We are but vessels for their glory.
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May 28, 2016 02:17
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Thanks, China, for pumping antibiotics into everything that moves whether it's needed or not. No, really, appreciate it, guys.
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May 28, 2016 02:27
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Farmland Park posted:Thanks, China, for pumping antibiotics into everything that moves whether it's needed or not. No, really, appreciate it, guys. you think the chinese will waste antibiotics on our products? ghaheahhaehaheagehaegahe
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May 28, 2016 02:28
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Nothing cannot be solved with global-scale nuclear fire.
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May 28, 2016 02:31
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:you think the chinese will waste antibiotics on our products? ghaheahhaehaheagehaegahe Well, for one, if you go into a Chinese hospital for any reason at all, you will come out with a carrier bag full of antibiotics. I've had doctors trying to prescribe me antibiotics for a loving cold. Second, the Chinese meat industry is pumping animals full of antibiotics since it makes them grow bigger.
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May 28, 2016 02:39
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what the gently caress is zika some kind of mineral water?
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May 28, 2016 02:49
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A Strange Aeon posted:It's weird to think that we've only really had antibiotics for a century or so. And soon we won't have them any more. someone needs to invent a bunch of little robots that go in your body and beat the gently caress out of the virus germs
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May 28, 2016 03:07
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Farmland Park posted:Well, for one, if you go into a Chinese hospital for any reason at all, you will come out with a carrier bag full of antibiotics. I've had doctors trying to prescribe me antibiotics for a loving cold. yea, this poo poo is p much china';s fault which is great i cant wait to die of the flu
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May 28, 2016 03:08
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"i like this map in the op because australia doesnt exist i would like this to also be the case irl" re-added to the OP. edit : wrong quote and it's broke. Lime Tonics fucked around with this message at 03:14 on May 28, 2016 |
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May 28, 2016 03:11
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Hopefully everywhere on the planet becomes a hotbed for zika, since it doesn't actually do much to adults, but causes birth defects, maybe we'll see a downturn in the birthrate and finally start thinning out the number of humans on this overpopulated rock and then maybe I can finally find a closer parking spot at Target on the weekend. e: I guess it can cause Guillain–Barré syndrome sometimes but my point still stands
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May 28, 2016 03:24
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Robo Reagan posted:someone needs to invent a bunch of little robots that go in your body and beat the gently caress out of the virus germs That already happened. They exist. They're inside you.
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May 28, 2016 03:35
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Lime Tonics posted:So Zika is everywhere these days now it seems. Where I live is pretty scary.
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Cantaloupe posted:what the gently caress is zika some kind of mineral water? No, it's a clear alcoholic drink from the early 90s.
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