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id help but i think I ought to lay low in the sexpit for a few days
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JiveHonky posted:You have made a powerful enemy today. man, I'm gonna were nothing but A shirts now
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May 28, 2016 04:01
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Why the gently caress are there so many bb guns and baseball gloves laying around out here? gently caress it, I'll just pick up a metric shitton and lug them around for 36 hours until I die
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May 28, 2016 04:54
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*wipes recently settled dust off iphone screen and holds up checking for signal* *nevously keys in https://www.somethingawful.com into browser* *greeted by aging support bot* figures...
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May 28, 2016 05:03
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*spanks all of you on the bottom and yells, "WTF IS THIS APOCALYPTIC ROLEPLAYING poo poo?!?!?!"*
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May 28, 2016 05:05
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Really easy to get a good downtown apartment now.
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May 28, 2016 05:37
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Everybody is fine. Better than fine actually, fulfilled. You've just been in your moms basement is all. You are now 45.
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May 28, 2016 06:32
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*obsessively collects medical clipboards*
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May 28, 2016 06:55
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Nathilus posted:Everybody is fine. Better than fine actually, fulfilled. You've just been in your moms basement is all. You are now 45. no i'm a century-old robot sent to earth by  ancient aliens to screw around and gain data and post on vbulletin forums of legend and songhowever your mom's bedroom is fine  man you just left that right open and by open i mean how she's open for some cyber fever  JiveHonky posted:You have made a powerful enemy today. wow this guy really wants gay robot sex but i don't have an anus  i expel oxygen and weed smoke, which fuels my nacelles *beat* but I mean really in a post-apocalyptic world, he wants to do the robot equivalent of knocking boxes *after knocking over a few klerfs klurfs or klumps or whatever the gently caress robocop-ish gender creatures that shmorky created, I have enough blood to get my point across. after fashioning a fountain canon out of haunted star citizen merchandise, I shoot klurf blood onto the side of a big-rear end building to spell out "hey jivehonky: no means no. do yourself a flavor and put mutant cactus up your jive-hole". i then hide out in the radioactive remains of the appleton city dead mall* JiveHonky posted:*terminator music plays ominously as jive3000 scans nearby ruins* *that robot is growing weed in the remains of the appleton city dead malls while living in the office of one of the few remaining tenants, leonard "j" crabs esq* this fucken guy like wow he really wants to do monster truck smashing almost as bad as obscure criminal alex the barbarian who was a convicted rapist from the land of canada and obsessed with a children's computer edutainment game That Robot fucked around with this message at 07:41 on May 28, 2016 |
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May 28, 2016 07:20
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*terminator music plays ominously as jive3000 scans nearby ruins*
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May 28, 2016 07:26
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That Robot posted:*dust falls off the lid of the heavily armored trap door as my robotic form emerges from the fallout shelter* Nope, your in LA and your parents are wierdos.
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May 28, 2016 07:33
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*Refuses to use a gun* I'm melee only and I'm going to stick to it instead of taking the easy way.
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May 28, 2016 07:46
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*dresses dog up in cumbersome metal armour so that drowns while drinking from a river*
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May 28, 2016 08:34
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"Heh...finally my chance to shine. Gonna put all my dorky knowledge and experience to use and become a legendary survivor." *Trips and falls off ledge 5 seconds later, impaling self on exposed rebar/sharp junk*
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"Finally, a Utopian paradise where I can kill without consequence!" *shoots everything that moves right in the motherfucking face*
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