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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Tectonis posted:

i set the bar low so the other lurkers can come in and feel good about themselves, i'm a hero goddamnit

im sorry i will help you

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
remember guys drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
did you hear about the blind prostitute? well you have to hand it to her..

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

step out of the shadows and find your voice in these dark times

No thanks. I think I'll just stay here in the shadows where I belong.

Lurking...

Waiting.......

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Shadow0 posted:

No thanks. I think I'll just stay here in the shadows where I belong.

Lurking...

Waiting.......

what are you waiting for!!

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Nation posted:

did you hear about the blind prostitute? well you have to hand it to her..

is this a dad jokes thread now?

what's the difference between a snowman and snowwoman?

snowballs :downs:

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
lolll snowballs

i was just passing the time while i wait to help someone

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
im done helping today

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
hey guys,

What's up?? :)

hemanoncrack
Jan 23, 2003

I AM WET
I'm just waiting for SHOVAR BOT to be funny again.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

reptileintheswamp posted:

hey guys,

What's up?? :)

nothing buddy :) hope your having a good day!

:hf:

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Tectonis posted:

nothing buddy :) hope your having a good day!

:hf:

tell you what, i'm just killing it today. hope the same for you, friend.

GreenaBoy
Jan 7, 2005

I like to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles...GRAVITAS!!!

I'm not cool enough to post things.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

GreenaBoy posted:

I'm not cool enough to post things.

I've got some compelling evidence to the contrary right here brother!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hi how is it gonig

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

GreenaBoy posted:

I like to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles...GRAVITAS!!!

is this true

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
the best thing about loving twenty six year olds

















is how their pelvises go SNAP before you call the organ harvesters :unsmith:

GreenaBoy
Jan 7, 2005

I like to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles...GRAVITAS!!!

lonesomedwarf posted:

is this true

Yes. I have been know to do this. But remember I do it with gravitas... apparently

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

drunkb posted:

I normally type a reply and then delete it because I an unfunny shithead

The worst that'll happen is you'll entertain GBS with your unfunny poster gimmick which isn't a gimmick but we won't know that.

D.A.N.A.
May 27, 2016

Somewhere between tryhard walls of text and unfunny poo poo posts, there is the window of quality.

I can't find that window.

What are you guys doing this Friday night?

I ordered Chinese, opened the windows on a breezy night, and started this movie "Elephant" - an artsy film inspired by the Columbine shootings.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I want to post more on SA.com, how do I do it without being shunned like a Mormon jacking off?

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Darth123123 posted:

I want to post more on SA.com, how do I do it without being shunned like a Mormon jacking off?

~~~☆Be Yourself☆~~~

defaultluser
Jan 13, 2007

The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future
Fun Shoe
Hey dude, hows it going?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

defaultluser posted:

Hey dude, hows it going?

*last probated in 08* bold move

Thunderbird_Wine
Aug 6, 2007

Look buddy I post maybe 1 or 2 times a year and I'm not wasting it here...... Wait poo poo

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Finally a thread where lurkers can introduce themselves. Shouldn't this be sticked tho?

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

defaultluser posted:

Hey dude, hows it going?

Good man, how are you?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I will help any newbies.

Beekeeping and You
Sep 27, 2011



but what if i post really bad and am also not funny

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Thunderbird_Wine posted:

Look buddy I post maybe 1 or 2 times a year and I'm not wasting it here...... Wait poo poo

You burned yourself sick burn :iceburn:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Beekeeping and You posted:

but what if i post really bad and am also not funny

You'll fit right in.

Dr. Jim Sadler
Jan 6, 2006

No, the fact that -you- don't wanna wear a thong is because you're still afraid of 9/11!
Sorry i'd like to post more and be a shitposter rather than a shitreader, but I have a killer year/post ratio to maintain

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Dr. Jim Sadler posted:

Sorry i'd like to post more and be a shitposter rather than a shitreader, but I have a killer year/post ratio to maintain

i used to have this kind of thing but then i started posting from my toilet and just kept on going... and going... and going...

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dr. Jim Sadler posted:

Sorry i'd like to post more and be a shitposter rather than a shitreader, but I have a killer year/post ratio to maintain

You have a cool username! PHS 4 lyfe

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dr. Jim Sadler posted:

Sorry i'd like to post more and be a shitposter rather than a shitreader, but I have a killer year/post ratio to maintain

You could make a second account for posting.

Dr. Jim Sadler
Jan 6, 2006

No, the fact that -you- don't wanna wear a thong is because you're still afraid of 9/11!

Facebook Aunt posted:

You could make a second account for posting.

Hey, look at richie rich here, what am I made of money.

And yes PHS 4ever, I was at the dentist today and I almost started cracking up thinking of Steve bosell sucking his dental hygienist's finger since he thought she was flirting. True story, bros.

Well, that's a years worth of posting, I'll let myself out...

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

I still laugh at the idea that people don't know what :henget: means.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Wedemeyer posted:

I still laugh at the idea that people don't know what :henget: means.

that we're getting some chicken?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dr. Jim Sadler posted:

Hey, look at richie rich here, what am I made of money.

And yes PHS 4ever, I was at the dentist today and I almost started cracking up thinking of Steve bosell sucking his dental hygienist's finger since he thought she was flirting. True story, bros.

Well, that's a years worth of posting, I'll let myself out...

:respek: l8r brother

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I posted once.


It was awful

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