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3 day weekend? Nowhere to stay! Could find a place to stay in some city alleyway, sure- You could bench it at a park, and enjoy a nice night with minimal hassle. Some even prefer to sleep 2-3 hours at a time inside their car at a rest stop, and never pay a cent in rent! Clever fools! There's one thing in common here, what you've got to work with. I've never camped in this area, in fact, I know little of camping at all!!! I'm just gonna wing it until tuesday afternoon in the woods. also these woods are probably on mountains too with bugs and bear rasslin and spiders, maybe a lion? i DO know spiders will crawl in your butt if you let em and this isn't that type of vacation yet !! Due to some interesting developments (!) I've got nothing to do with this long weekend, I don't know the area all that well, and definitely don't know any people. There's also one of those festivals going on in town so I've decided to avoid the concentrated penismashing sidewalks. A wise mr rickles once said "Why don't you get a horse and live in the mountains someplace and not bother anybody." this sounds mostly okay, so if you see any horses point em out. dont you loving spook them. The plan is to head west for a little while until I see something cool and do some roads and then just kinda hang out with the nature stuff. I don't think I want to do one of those paid campsite things, my hope is to just blend in and be a cool nature guy? Here's what I've got to work with
 Some other things of interest - empty gastank (gotta remember that before i go! don't let me forget k.) - gascan, some gridwall, half of a tabletop, a stepstool, a compass & other various trashes (I'll do a load out of the car when i'm inside it touching all the things and remembering what they are.) This is a no-phone ordeal. i love it. phone will only be used for SA. I think I can phonepost from a mountain so this will might be an active adventure! i'll make a twitter account if i need to (i wont) Weather's gonna be 70 day 50 night. lovely and rainy and lovely rain with some mixed participation is anticipated. there will probably be some multiple choices as i can LITERALLY DO ANYTHING I WANT or anything you want, if that's okay probably try to set up a lil fort somewhere neat where i'm in charge (unless youre older than me) we might need to stop somewhere for an amy loving winehouse cd how did i just find this poo poo is neat- what- We leave in TWO AND A HALF hours.
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God damnit dare pop...
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May 28, 2016 16:27
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how are there so many schizophrenic people signing up lately
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May 28, 2016 16:28
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Is there some kind of schizo virus about?
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May 28, 2016 16:28
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Can I get that broken wine cork when you die?
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May 28, 2016 16:29
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Something tells me a three day weekend is sort of meaningless to the OP.
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May 28, 2016 16:29
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I did not see a dog on your gear list. You should probably get a dog.
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May 28, 2016 16:31
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im gonna touch my dick soon at the coffee shop to adjust my nut sack stuck to my leg #justsexoffenderthings
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May 28, 2016 16:35
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pedo-katty posted:im gonna touch my dick soon at the coffee shop to adjust my nut sack stuck to my leg #justsexoffenderthings The first really good post I've seen you make alex
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May 28, 2016 16:36
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This is definitely the ARG for the new halo game
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Celluloid Sam posted:The first really good post I've seen you make alex Yeah that wasnt too shabby. I would call that yospos or ycs level posting.
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May 28, 2016 16:47
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Gotta go spend that poker chip buddy, you wont be winging it if you strike it rich! .
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May 28, 2016 16:50
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looks like you're all set OP, have a good time out there in the great outdoors!!
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May 28, 2016 16:52
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Good luck OP, you'll need it.
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May 28, 2016 16:57
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Celluloid Sam posted:how are there so many schizophrenic people signing up lately Lol
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May 28, 2016 17:29
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I hope you don't die good luck.
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May 28, 2016 17:40
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your weed supply acts as your health bar, don't forget to top off before heading out as there are no checkpoints until after you beat the level OP
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May 28, 2016 19:39
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What drugs and spirits are you taking with you?
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May 28, 2016 19:40
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One thing SERE school taught me is there is hardly any survival problem that cannot be solved with 550 cord. Get creative with it! Remember you can pull the innards out and even the strands and use it to E easily survive or escape captors.
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Thank you for the well wishes, WE LEAVE IN 45 I don't know if I should buy a food or catch a fish and then use the fish to get a bear or what. Maybe bring a human female woman to identify various edible chlorophyll based substances? What do I eat when chillin in the trees goonbs?
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Robot Randy posted:your weed supply acts as your health bar, don't forget to top off before heading out as there are no checkpoints until after you beat the level OP Cheat activated There's a range directly to your right. There's larger range further ahead but it is further away. What will we do?
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May 28, 2016 20:27
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Up, always up. If you stop sweating you die (or get bored). If you had a dog you could follow it.
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May 28, 2016 20:42
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Do NOT bring a tent, mosquitos have learned that this is where we dwell, so they are attracted to it Instead, hang out aroung bogs or ponds, this is where mosquitos naturally occur, so they'll never expect you there.
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jon joe posted:Can I get that broken wine cork when you die? You can have it if I dont die too Celluloid Sam posted:The first really good post I've seen you make alex I didn't get it but i laughed to fit in. Fallows posted:What drugs and spirits are you taking with you? Mostly toast and betti spaghetti. (Dibs dabs drags rags but no bags.) Haven't decided on a spirit. There's some bushmills, but i feel like I need a red, maybe some plungerhead. Open to suggestions E Equals MC Hammer posted:God damnit dare pop... Is dare pop one of these new hip goofy word filters or do some of you fuckers actually type that out, with your keyboard.
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this sounds cool and OP i like your guss you should make sure to bring a reserve of water and probably 2x as much food as you think you need. trail mix or like 1000 granola bars. your stomach is going to hate you but you will live
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May 28, 2016 20:53
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Make some suet pemmican and get tremendously fat out there.
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May 28, 2016 20:54
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take pics tho plz and remeber to jjust bring food and water lol ive had hypothermia and exhaustion before in the middle of nowhere and your body literally shuts down and you think "hey sleeping in that ditch doesnt seem like such a bad idea" its wild you just dont care about dying you are so tired
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We have aquired female co pilot. Mood: hesitant. Improving. She drives for now. She remembered fuel. This is a good thing. Tank is full. Zero rations aquired. Probably should have bought some cigarettes that weren't loose. It's okay, we'll get a little better each time. Up up up we go, toward the larger range. Dairy Queen is the answer. She orders nothing, so I order the biggest Oreo blizzard available. It's excessive. I order some thing that says bbq and chicken. She asks where the nearest Taco Bell is. Success. IMAGE OF FOOD bonus activated Female co pilot often comes with a reset bonus. Meaning, we'll likely return to the city at some point, allowing us to replay the level and collect 100 banana shaped keys (dicks) Looking to the right, we've made a proper choice.....  You are in the foothills. Go To your right to enter mountains/canyons To your left is a steel city protruding from the plains. Straight ahead looks to be desert. ExtraQuiet fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jun 6, 2016 |
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May 28, 2016 21:09
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when i go out into nature or the open road for many hours at at time i make sure to eat 2 eggs bread cheese and bacon in the form of a hearty sandwich
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May 28, 2016 21:16
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a cat made out of malachite?
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OP GOOD LUCK TAKE PICS AND BRING SOMETHING BACK!!! LOOKING FORWARD TO THE TRIP REPORT!!!
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May 28, 2016 21:21
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OP will be back in civilization first thing in the morning because he's hungry.
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jon joe posted:Is there some kind of schizo virus about? Mankind is (slowly but certainly) ascending. People online are beginning to post their freakouts because it's loving exhilarating to go through but confusing as hell (especially for materialists / whitey). Turns out schizophrenia is actually a larger-picture part of the human condition. Sorry- I wish this was a joke post but I'm happy that it's not. Godspeed and godsluck, fellow goon. Peace be with you- to you and yours.
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May 28, 2016 21:39
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dont you mean Herkind??? also petittion to rename it Herstory 101
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JiveHonky posted:a cat made out of malachite? You don't have one?
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King of Bees posted:You don't have one? im afraid to admit it but no, i dont.
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JiveHonky posted:im afraid to admit it but no, i dont. Well make sure this year you go to malachite mountain and carve your during the GBS pilgrimage. You need that cat man!
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King of Bees posted:Well make sure this year you go to malachite mountain and carve your during the GBS pilgrimage. You need that cat man! im on it like wallace and grommet
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>Light campfire
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>Walk to ancient ruins
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