Gonna wing it until tuesday afternoon

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yo mamma a Horus: Apr 7, 2008; Nap Ghost

good luck in the wvderne55

# ? May 28, 2016 22:47

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:08

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

>Smell body odor
>Enjoy body odor

# ? May 28, 2016 23:04

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

Get out of there and go try get a n. Korean visa at the embassy

# ? May 28, 2016 23:13

Gamer With Dignity: May 15, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm going to call my boss and tell him I'm taking Monday off.

# ? May 28, 2016 23:14

ExtraQuiet: Apr 25, 2016; by Shine

Pawn 17 posted:

>Light campfire

Insufficient supplies for legal fire.

We twisted into the mountains and found some glyphs on a cave wall

PICTURE OF BRIDGE AND CREEK

we got turned around. Refilled ththe health bar a few times.... Somewhere north again. We're circling the storm as it intensifies.
We came across a literal apocalyptic town of children in tiny houses. They have a train. We didn't ask questions.

Pawn 17 posted:

>Walk to ancient ruins

A random right turn leads us up a large drive to..... Statues and ruins... Kinda. (1850)
This is a neat little spot. Went to pee and was surrounded by the lord

PICTURE OF JESUSES

Also this hawk is chillin too

HAWK CHILLIN

the park is closing. You are forced deeper into the mountains.

(Can't resize pics from phone)

# ? May 29, 2016 00:12

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

op you should smoke weed on the mountain

# ? May 29, 2016 00:46

ExtraQuiet: Apr 25, 2016; by Shine

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

>Smell body odor
>Enjoy body odor

You are already in the car.

Mansions as far as the eye can see. This is not what we want.. Or is it...
Raining with sunshine at the top of the mountain - I need to memorize this scene for my next self administered orgasm.

Linked for tables, first two are past the maniac mansion madness, third is more of the scene were looking for... We're losing light.
The third is the statue and the chill in hawk

I've foraged some more goods

I think we're gonna be okay.

ExtraQuiet fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Jun 7, 2016

# ? May 29, 2016 01:19

maporfic: Dec 11, 2015

Skip the compass, use tree bark.

# ? May 29, 2016 02:12

red_dirt: Apr 26, 2014; by Shine

I guess you didn't pick up a dog. Now you will have nothing the give your wandering purpose, nothing to talk to, nothing to entertain you. You and the woman will find yourselves asking "what now" in the (boring rear end) wilderness. I could suggest a rock fight, but we all know how those end. Maybe break branches across each others arms until the boredom is replaced with pain? Too bad bruises don't keep wood gnats and no-see-ems out of your nostrils and ears. Don't stop moving, always upward. Only exertion can overcome boredom and discomfort. If you reach the top you're doomed.

You really should have a dog.

# ? May 29, 2016 02:50

ExtraQuiet: Apr 25, 2016; by Shine

That Robot posted:

op you should smoke weed on the mountain

Health bar hasn't dipped below max once.

maporfic posted:

Skip the compass, use tree bark.

Use it... Like a magnet, how

The tunnel is leading us to more of what we want...

The third picture is plants growing in the roof, clean your gutters don't be like this fool !

Our path is linear with small side routes. On one of these side routes we discover...

ExtraQuiet fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Jun 7, 2016

# ? May 29, 2016 04:32

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

ExtraQuiet posted:

3 day weekend?
Nowhere to stay!

Could find a place to stay in some city alleyway, sure-
You could bench it at a park, and enjoy a nice night with minimal hassle.
Some even prefer to sleep 2-3 hours at a time inside their car at a rest stop, and never pay a cent in rent! Clever fools!

There's one thing in common here, what you've got to work with.
I've never camped in this area, in fact, I know little of camping at all!!!

I'm just gonna wing it until tuesday afternoon in the woods.

also these woods are probably on mountains too with bugs and bear rasslin and spiders, maybe a lion?
i DO know spiders will crawl in your butt if you let em and this isn't that type of vacation yet !!

Due to some interesting developments (!) I've got nothing to do with this long weekend, I don't know the area all that well, and definitely don't know any people.
There's also one of those festivals going on in town so I've decided to avoid the concentrated penismashing sidewalks.

A wise mr rickles once said "Why don't you get a horse and live in the mountains someplace and not bother anybody."
this sounds mostly okay, so if you see any horses point em out.
dont you loving spook them.

The plan is to head west for a little while until I see something cool and do some roads and then just kinda hang out with the nature stuff.
I don't think I want to do one of those paid campsite things, my hope is to just blend in and be a cool nature guy?

Here's what I've got to work with

multi tool - pliers knives maybe a spoon

2 green lighters (to blend with nature)

propane campfire torch - 2 bottles, 1 is empty

couple lucies (loose cigarettes)

TWO! packets of gum totalling 18 pieces (ate one while posting so 17)

some weird shaped tweesers (i'm thinkin if i gotta eat ants ya know)

one copy of the american flag (not pictured):

broken wine cork

some 550 cord it is 50 feet long and made of sexy nylon (do not use for climbing(we'll see))

twist ties from said cord

a flashlight that bends. Takes 4 AA's.

a smaller flashlight. dont even try to bend this thing buddy. 3 triples.

alleged bugspray

some bitten chocolate

a cat made out of malachite

a magnet of a cat that makes me happy :sadeggman:

a poker chip worth no monetary value.... yet

two left handed gloves because doing the loving job correctly wasn't in the days plans for these assholes living it up at the gently caress factorhy

Some other things of interest - empty gastank (gotta remember that before i go! don't let me forget k.) - gascan, some gridwall, half of a tabletop, a stepstool, a compass & other various trashes
(I'll do a load out of the car when i'm inside it touching all the things and remembering what they are.)
This is a no-phone ordeal. i love it. phone will only be used for SA.
I think I can phonepost from a mountain so this will might be an active adventure!
i'll make a twitter account if i need to (i wont)

Weather's gonna be 70 day 50 night. lovely and rainy and lovely rain with some mixed participation is anticipated.

there will probably be some multiple choices as i can LITERALLY DO ANYTHING I WANT or anything you want, if that's okay

probably try to set up a lil fort somewhere neat where i'm in charge (unless youre older than me)

we might need to stop somewhere for an amy loving winehouse cd how did i just find this poo poo is neat- what-

We leave in TWO AND A HALF hours.

what the gently caress

# ? May 29, 2016 05:23

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

this is a good thread. good luck, OP. i'll be checking in

# ? May 29, 2016 06:15

ExtraQuiet: Apr 25, 2016; by Shine

You approach the cave in attempt for shelter...

You are rock blocked.

>check for secret batman switch

As you fumble around for a hidden switch, a mullet on a dirt bike does a burnout blasting pebbles at your car.

>run away
Or
>join

ExtraQuiet fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jun 7, 2016

# ? May 29, 2016 16:57

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

teach the mullet a lesson

# ? May 29, 2016 18:12

ExtraQuiet: Apr 25, 2016; by Shine

info dump to catch up, lost reception for a while

Mullet passes by twice. You take it as a good indication there may be more coming. Your attempts to open this secret entrance have failed. Exit.

Your attempts to circumnavigate the storm have failed. This looks grim. There's a tunnel ahead, move on or seek shelter?

>move on

Your white knuckled struggle was worth it. Take in the sunset, tonight's was earned. We'll be camping in the car tonight...

~~(Sorry if these pics are messed up or breaking tables idk this is nature) - (i hosed up my pictures and this post, put me in the stocks and gently caress my rear end~~

ExtraQuiet fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Jun 7, 2016

# ? May 29, 2016 18:23

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

ExtraQuiet posted:

info dump to catch up, lost reception for a while

Mullet passes by twice. You take it as a good indication there may be more coming. Your attempts to open this secret entrance have failed. Exit.

Your attempts to circumnavigate the storm have failed. This looks grim. There's a tunnel ahead, move on or seek shelter?

>move on

Your white knuckled struggle was worth it. Take in the sunset, tonight's was earned. We'll be camping in the car tonight...

(Sorry if these pics are messed up or breaking tables idk this is nature)

Is the malachite cat ok? That's my big worry.

# ? May 29, 2016 18:27

ExtraQuiet: Apr 25, 2016; by Shine

King of Bees posted:

Is the malachite cat ok? That's my big worry.

Well observed. I'm sure that's how we got through the storm.

were onto today's adventure! Where will you take us?

>follow the river
Or

>go deeper into the mountains

ExtraQuiet fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jun 7, 2016

# ? May 29, 2016 18:32

ExtraQuiet: Apr 25, 2016; by Shine

Quick question - Any idea what animal this used to belong to?

EDIT - ~~Wild Turkey. More on it's meaning later.~~

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HoboZero posted:

Just go to Breckenridge, dude, off season is the poo poo and the bars are full of chill townies and you can get mad cheap rooms

congradulations on being a totel fegot 1

ExtraQuiet fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jun 7, 2016

# ? May 29, 2016 22:44

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

ExtraQuiet posted:

Quick question - Any idea what animal this used to belong to?

Gotcha covered OP (Thanks US Gov's Feather Atlas!):

They're most likely feathers from the White Breasted Nuthatch, or Sitta carolinensis.

# ? May 29, 2016 23:41

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

only eat the mushrooms that tell you they're ok to eat

# ? May 29, 2016 23:48

GORILLA BASTARD: Jun 20, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I didn't see any condoms listed. Y'know for when you got to suck off those guys at the truck stop for your dinner. Rules of the road must be followed!

# ? May 30, 2016 00:12

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Just go to Breckenridge, dude, off season is the poo poo and the bars are full of chill townies and you can get mad cheap rooms

# ? May 30, 2016 01:45

ExtraQuiet: Apr 25, 2016; by Shine

Left or Right??????

# ? May 30, 2016 02:19

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Is girl alive

# ? May 30, 2016 02:26

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

donkey salami posted:

Is girl alive

That's donkey salami for you; always thinking 'bout girl, right?
:goleft:

go left

# ? May 30, 2016 02:33

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

I just wanted to be sure not dare or Jon opo alt

# ? May 30, 2016 02:41

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

No don't worry I also wish no harm upon girl and I've had nightmares about that donkey face you use as an avatar so please excuse my initial hostility.

# ? May 30, 2016 02:55