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All Involved
May 26, 2016

by Shine
If you could step outside of yourself and meet you would you date you? For me the answer is probably not. I am short, overweight, make a low wage, live with my parents, have never had a girlfriend, and have Zero friends. What about you?

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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Jp we have bigger fish to fry than you, someone exactly as bad with women but fifteen times as crazy is running wild in GBS.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm not gay.

pedo-katty
May 28, 2016

by Shine
just clone urself into the ppl u date using soul fire transfers (cutting the penis off during the transitioning ceremony or injecting the semen inside the vagina, etc)

this way when ur ex fucks other ppl or even emotionally relates to them

they arent actually ur ex

just a puppet ;D

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me so hard.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Jp we have bigger fish to fry than you, someone exactly as bad with women but fifteen times as crazy is running wild in GBS.

Jon Pop deserves credit for never having raped anybody.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I'd gently caress me, which is a weird thing for me to say since I typically have low self confidence.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Ive got it. Let's train these guys to derek smarts forum. They are crazy enough, incoherent, and have varying degrees of persecution complexes.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Hey john pop did you like battlecruiser 3000?

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ppiohVRZ0s

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I wouldn't believe my credit score! What a catch!

All Involved
May 26, 2016

by Shine

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Hey john pop did you like battlecruiser 3000?

I don't know what that is.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Gamer With Dignity posted:

Jon Pop deserves credit for never having raped anybody.

Uh...

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
If it was a girl me, then yes. You also seem very superficial JP, maybe thats the real reason you have 0 friends and have never dated. Try reading some Taoist philosophy to help cultivate yourself.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Sadly, no. My standards are higher than that.

" I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
-Groucho Marx

HumanDecency
Oct 5, 2015
I would. I have a pretty good personality. And great interests. And look great in a banana hammock. What more could a guy want?

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

JP nooo :(

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'd pump and dump me

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


if i was a gay dude? prob. as a chick? nah id have far better options available

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Yeah, that'd be great.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i'd gently caress the poo poo out of myself

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

only if we shared the same interests

www
Aug 4, 2010

gently caress no are you loving kidding me

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth
I'd be delighted, OP.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Judging from the psychic horror people who have dated me claimed they suffered I probably wouldn't, no

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if I was a girl yeah, who gives a poo poo, any port in a storm

Rad Wood
Dec 26, 2005
Segata Sanshiro!
I would fool around with me for a while, lead me on, and then ghost that bitch. Classic

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

if I was a girl yeah, who gives a poo poo, any port in a storm

so you can't even imagine someone wanting to date normal you? lmao

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
maybe you'd have some money if you didn't spend it all on prostitutes.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
If I met a female version of myself, I would run screaming over the horizon because she/me would be a HYPER PSYCHOBITCH.
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IRL
...
And now, rancor.

Juliana, you junk bunny, you black widow, you femme fatale, you man-killer, you very nearly killed me. You killed three other good men in your career of breaking hearts.
The Black Widow of San Pedro was your nickname. I was warned, but Mr. Dick said,"Go for it!"
...
Do not listen to Mr. Dick.


gently caress you. In both ears. With horse cocks.
...
I still love you, dammit.
I want your septic claws out of my heart.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 19:25 on May 28, 2016

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

zimboe posted:

If I met a female version of myself, I would run screaming over the horizon because she/me would be a HYPER PSYCHOBITCH.
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IRL
...
And now, rancor.

Juliana, you junk bunny, you black widow, you femme fatale, you man-killer, you very nearly killed me. You killed three other good men in your career of breaking hearts.
The Black Widow of San Pedro.


gently caress you. In both ears. With horse cocks.
...
I still love you, dammit.

I want your septic claws out of my heart.

I hate you and this post.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IQJNwvtkmg

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Jimson posted:

I hate you and this post.

Is that you. Julie? You horrible shark of love.

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

I'd rape me but I was probably asking for it

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
oh yeah of course...i :love: myself

and would prob gently caress myself on the first date

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Some women seek to destroy men, for complex reasons. They are often friendly- in the sense that a vampire is friendly-They are rare, but be wary of women that are too friendly, my fellow cis-brothers.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

zimboe posted:

Some women seek to destroy men, for complex reasons. They are often friendly- in the sense that a vampire is friendly-They are rare, but be wary of women that are too friendly, my fellow cis-brothers.

...and if u hear any mention of the female orgasm then u must sever and run for the hills, take it from me friend

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Jimson posted:

I hate you and this post.

Why? Too close to home, says I?

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Ayeka
May 28, 2016

I can't handle me at my worst so I don't deserve me at my best

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