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If you could step outside of yourself and meet you would you date you? For me the answer is probably not. I am short, overweight, make a low wage, live with my parents, have never had a girlfriend, and have Zero friends. What about you?
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:29 |
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Jp we have bigger fish to fry than you, someone exactly as bad with women but fifteen times as crazy is running wild in GBS.
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:30 |
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I'm not gay.
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:30 |
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just clone urself into the ppl u date using soul fire transfers (cutting the penis off during the transitioning ceremony or injecting the semen inside the vagina, etc) this way when ur ex fucks other ppl or even emotionally relates to them they arent actually ur ex just a puppet ;D
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:32 |
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I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me so hard.
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:32 |
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Jp we have bigger fish to fry than you, someone exactly as bad with women but fifteen times as crazy is running wild in GBS. Jon Pop deserves credit for never having raped anybody.
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:33 |
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I'd gently caress me, which is a weird thing for me to say since I typically have low self confidence.
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:33 |
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Ive got it. Let's train these guys to derek smarts forum. They are crazy enough, incoherent, and have varying degrees of persecution complexes.
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:35 |
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Hey john pop did you like battlecruiser 3000?
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ppiohVRZ0s
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:40 |
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I wouldn't believe my credit score! What a catch!
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:41 |
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Hey john pop did you like battlecruiser 3000? I don't know what that is.
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:42 |
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Gamer With Dignity posted:Jon Pop deserves credit for never having raped anybody. Uh...
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:44 |
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If it was a girl me, then yes. You also seem very superficial JP, maybe thats the real reason you have 0 friends and have never dated. Try reading some Taoist philosophy to help cultivate yourself.
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:51 |
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Sadly, no. My standards are higher than that. " I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." -Groucho Marx
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# ? May 28, 2016 17:52 |
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I would. I have a pretty good personality. And great interests. And look great in a banana hammock. What more could a guy want?
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:00 |
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JP nooo
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:02 |
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I'd pump and dump me
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:44 |
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if i was a gay dude? prob. as a chick? nah id have far better options available
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:46 |
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Yeah, that'd be great.
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:47 |
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i'd gently caress the poo poo out of myself
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:54 |
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only if we shared the same interests
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:54 |
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gently caress no are you loving kidding me
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:55 |
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I'd be delighted, OP.
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:56 |
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Judging from the psychic horror people who have dated me claimed they suffered I probably wouldn't, no
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:56 |
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Gamer With Dignity posted:I'm not gay.
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:56 |
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if I was a girl yeah, who gives a poo poo, any port in a storm
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# ? May 28, 2016 18:57 |
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I would fool around with me for a while, lead me on, and then ghost that bitch. Classic
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:00 |
Monstrous Dooklord posted:if I was a girl yeah, who gives a poo poo, any port in a storm so you can't even imagine someone wanting to date normal you? lmao
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:06 |
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maybe you'd have some money if you didn't spend it all on prostitutes.
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:12 |
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If I met a female version of myself, I would run screaming over the horizon because she/me would be a HYPER PSYCHOBITCH. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IRL ... And now, rancor. Juliana, you junk bunny, you black widow, you femme fatale, you man-killer, you very nearly killed me. You killed three other good men in your career of breaking hearts. The Black Widow of San Pedro was your nickname. I was warned, but Mr. Dick said,"Go for it!" ... Do not listen to Mr. Dick. gently caress you. In both ears. With horse cocks. ... I still love you, dammit. I want your septic claws out of my heart. zimboe fucked around with this message at 19:25 on May 28, 2016 |
# ? May 28, 2016 19:13 |
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zimboe posted:If I met a female version of myself, I would run screaming over the horizon because she/me would be a HYPER PSYCHOBITCH. I hate you and this post.
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:13 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IQJNwvtkmg
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:14 |
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Jimson posted:I hate you and this post. Is that you. Julie? You horrible shark of love.
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:15 |
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I'd rape me but I was probably asking for it
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:17 |
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oh yeah of course...i myself and would prob gently caress myself on the first date
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:21 |
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Some women seek to destroy men, for complex reasons. They are often friendly- in the sense that a vampire is friendly-They are rare, but be wary of women that are too friendly, my fellow cis-brothers.
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:21 |
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zimboe posted:Some women seek to destroy men, for complex reasons. They are often friendly- in the sense that a vampire is friendly-They are rare, but be wary of women that are too friendly, my fellow cis-brothers. ...and if u hear any mention of the female orgasm then u must sever and run for the hills, take it from me friend
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:23 |
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Jimson posted:I hate you and this post. Why? Too close to home, says I?
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:47 |
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I can't handle me at my worst so I don't deserve me at my best
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# ? May 28, 2016 19:51 |