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I am too small. Gotta get bigger. Gotta lift big to get big.
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I'd be open to a threesome between me, my wife, and me.
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May 29, 2016 06:11
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i would suck my own dick as a solid to myself plus ive always wanted to suck a dudes dick but ive never been interested in getting my dick sucked by a dude so it'd be like getting two birds killed with once
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May 29, 2016 06:33
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how many wine bottles are we talkin???
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May 29, 2016 06:38
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frankly I'd probably just roofie myself and rifle through my pockets for things I could pawn
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May 29, 2016 07:50
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Big dick, great humor, ruffian hair ~<{something to hold on to}>~ and a wicked good tongue. gently caress yes.
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May 29, 2016 11:43
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Not a loving chance...I look like a literal potato, and whilst I like sex, (it has happened twice in my life. one time was OP mum lol) If someone like me tried to date me I would say "GO AWAY YOU POTATO FACE!!".
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May 29, 2016 11:55
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Jp we have bigger fish to fry than you, someone exactly as bad with women but fifteen times as crazy is running wild in GBS. Loled p hard at this
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May 29, 2016 14:19
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Update: I would definitely sleep with myself, maybe even more than once, but dating? I just can't see it working out.
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May 29, 2016 14:20
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I'd carry my printer like a mile for my self no question, for even a small chance to get into my pants. I'd be all over me.
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May 29, 2016 14:21
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Free jon pop
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May 29, 2016 14:26
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Mange Mite posted:Free jon pop
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May 29, 2016 14:33
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i'd gently caress me, hard. it would be nice to have a relationship with someone that only wants sex every once in a while and mostly leaves me alone. even girls that really like sex always make you try and earn it, i cant be bothered. maybe i should be gay? 
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May 29, 2016 14:46
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no. Fat, unemployed, melodramatic, pizza face, womanizer, paki
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May 29, 2016 15:27
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Yeah, and since I'm back looking for dates that gives me more options.
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May 29, 2016 15:40
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I would have sex with me but I wouldn't date me I like having partners that look kind of like me because it satisfies some sort of desire of having sex with myself that goes beyond the realm of simple masturbation.
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