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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Let's go Canadian guy!

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

lol

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Koch looks like he's going to wreck this guy. Looks like being the key here...

acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 00:08 on May 30, 2016

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

haha

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

manyak posted:

Guy described as "athletic" and a "natural" has bad heart/cardio :eyepop:

He's not even althetic by the common definition. He's just got a big frame for the weight class. It is hard to tell how your cardio holds up until you get pushed in a fight. Anyway I think your post is really weird.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
Koch showing an excellent kiai game

"Pop pop! Pop!"

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Erik Kochs speed stat has clearly been hacked.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Molto bene.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Tezcatlipoca posted:

He's not even althetic by the common definition. He's just got a big frame for the weight class. It is hard to tell how your cardio holds up until you get pushed in a fight. Anyway I think your post is really weird.

I think its pretty clear what i meant by my post, the commentators called him athletic and a natural specimen like 15 times during the fight, and its weird that you think its weird

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Dr. Abysmal posted:

lol at all of that poo poo with Sterling threatening to take his talent somewhere else and then he immediately loses to Miesha Tate's Boyfriend

I know everyone likes to poo poo on Caraway for being a turd and deservedly so, but he is actually pretty solid at the fighting aspects.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Bluedeanie posted:

I know everyone likes to poo poo on Caraway for being a turd and deservedly so, but he is actually pretty solid at the fighting aspects.

ronda would beat him up though

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

origami posted:

ronda would beat him up though

probably not but her boyfriend would.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

origami posted:

ronda would beat him up though

Ill revise it for 2016 on behalf of fatherdog and myself to Ronda would lose to Caraway but would beat Aljimain sterling

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



The first two fights have been loving sick so far. Watch the main card suck somehow

Le Saboteur posted:

Erik Kochs speed stat has clearly been hacked.

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Sick choke.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
That was slick as hell

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

In the two years Erik Koch was gone, it appears he got a "Koch Head" tattoo on his right arm. lol

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Even though he lost Sterling is till cool and good imho

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Congrats to Anthony Pettis's long lost white twin

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
hosed up that Duke Roufus trained a guy who can grapple.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

acejackson42 posted:

probably not but her boyfriend would.

How do you know he isn't into being cuckolded?

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
drat, that was solid. Good fights so far.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Eat This Glob posted:

In the two years Erik Koch was gone, it appears he got a "Koch Head" tattoo on his right arm. lol

wtf thought you were joking

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

That was some cool analysis.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Stann's breakdown of the finish just now was probably some of the best analysis ever on a UFC broadcast. I felt like I was watching a real sport.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

origami posted:

wtf thought you were joking

nope. it appears it's even done up like a logo ready made for a t-shirt

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Oh so it turns out I live in a place where FS1 cards are broadcast on FightPass :toot:

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
People have been wondering what will happen when Rogan leaves, but I think Stann is pretty much perfect to take over for him.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I'll miss Joe's "OHHHHHH" regardless of how apt it is for the given situation.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Calling bullshit on those TAM training clips. Everybody was wearing a shirt

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

acejackson42 posted:

People have been wondering what will happen when Rogan leaves, but I think Stann is pretty much perfect to take over for him.

Yea as a newer fan his breakdowns and commentary has been solid to at least make me feel informed.


EmmyOk posted:

I'll miss Joe's "OHHHHHH" regardless of how apt it is for the given situation.

This is true though, Joe just has a pure glee about UFC that is charming

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Cool that Brian Caraway won so easily that he had time to go get some new tattoos and then come back to fight in the main event

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Joe Rogans enthusiasm for THE GUILLOTINE is unmatched.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Le Saboteur posted:

Joe Rogans enthusiasm for THE GUILLOTINE is unmatched.

Actually it's a slight variation of the 10th Planet inverted spider trap guard

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
All these prototypes are coming from the MusclePharm.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
It feels like there's a lot of Prototypes, let's move on to manufacturing guys

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

This card owns a lot so far

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
It's like watching two rugged octopi fight

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
erik koch rules and it's so good that hes back

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Is there an award for sloppiest round of the year?

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