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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


There's a lot of plot holes in Hollywood movies, for whatever reason the directors and writers of the movie couldn't figure out that something couldn't possibly work.

But easily the biggest plot hole in a Hollywood movie belongs to Space Jam.

They have these little minions that decide that in order to win a basketball game they need to steal the talent from actual NBA players. And one of the minions decides to steal the basketball talent of Charles Barkley and that would somehow help them win a basketball game? Charles Barkley didn't have any basketball talent to steal!

gently caress that made me so mad!

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Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
charles could sell tacos

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

There's a lot of plot holes in Hollywood movies, for whatever reason the directors and writers of the movie couldn't figure out that something couldn't possibly work.

But easily the biggest plot hole in a Hollywood movie belongs to Space Jam.

They have these little minions that decide that in order to win a basketball game they need to steal the talent from actual NBA players. And one of the minions decides to steal the basketball talent of Charles Barkley and that would somehow help them win a basketball game? Charles Barkley didn't have any basketball talent to steal!

gently caress that made me so mad!

yeah uh bro I think the movie had you covered here because (spoilers below - do not click if you have not seen The Space Jam)

the aliens LOSe.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
That movie's existence is just bizarre. It's like nobody involved actually stopped for a minute and said, "Wait, what? Why is...?"

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
charles barkley owns, OP chews used diapers



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu3vkwP3GHQ

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
barkley was the round mound of rebound and he used to clear people out from under the hoop, he wasn't a finesse guy who floats around doing tinker bell moves he was a bruiser

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

barkley was the round mound of rebound and he used to clear people out from under the hoop, he wasn't a finesse guy who floats around doing tinker bell moves he was a bruiser

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

JiveHonky posted:

charles barkley owns, OP chews used diapers



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu3vkwP3GHQ

:fry:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

there was room for two people on that raft, god dammit

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
think again op:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrPjl-927Q

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Beats. Mode

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Luvcow posted:

barkley was the round mound of rebound and he used to clear people out from under the hoop, he wasn't a finesse guy who floats around doing tinker bell moves he was a bruiser

Goddamn loving A right

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014


more cool videos plxz

The Bible
May 8, 2010

I never saw Space Jam.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Commie NedFlanders posted:

more cool videos plxz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr5whq5SBV4

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Luvcow posted:

barkley was the round mound of rebound and he used to clear people out from under the hoop, he wasn't a finesse guy who floats around doing tinker bell moves he was a bruiser

A reporter once asked Barkley how many rebounds he would have gotten if he had Shaq's body, and he said, "All of them."

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

The Bible posted:

I never saw Space Jam.

I've never seen it either

Veshpo
May 23, 2016

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

There's a lot of plot holes in Hollywood movies, for whatever reason the directors and writers of the movie couldn't figure out that something couldn't possibly work.

But easily the biggest plot hole in a Hollywood movie belongs to Space Jam.

They have these little minions that decide that in order to win a basketball game they need to steal the talent from actual NBA players. And one of the minions decides to steal the basketball talent of Charles Barkley and that would somehow help them win a basketball game? Charles Barkley didn't have any basketball talent to steal!

gently caress that made me so mad!

This, but Shawn Bradley.

Did each of the aliens get one player's talent, or does is Monstar a combination of all of the players' talents?

Veshpo
May 23, 2016

Also there's no way Jordan would really have given those players their talent back.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Agent Escalus posted:

That movie's existence is just bizarre. It's like nobody involved actually stopped for a minute and said, "Wait, what? Why is...?"

Should happen more imo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Space Jam is rad.

Its obviously not a good movie though.

Vaalrn
Jul 7, 2015
Someone should make a YouTube video out of this

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Say what you will about Space Jam, but I will defend Charles Barkley all day. Keep in mind, I only know him for his work in Inside The NBA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9jRQLEMuQM&t=85s

See also the story about getting a bead bracelet from some guy in a steam room.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress is up with people being obsessed with space jam? Idgi

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Hrist posted:

Say what you will about Space Jam, but I will defend Charles Barkley all day. Keep in mind, I only know him for his work in Inside The NBA.
go play Barkley: Shut Up and Jam right goddamn now

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

The Space Jam: Port of Call: New Orleans

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

symbolic posted:

go play Barkley: Shut Up and Jam right goddamn now

where do i find this game

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

go play Barkley: Shut Up and Jam right goddamn now

Pffft. As if I didn't already get all the library cards years ago. :smug:

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

where do i find this game

Somewhere in here.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3519798

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

where do i find this game

http://www.talesofgames.com/related_game/barkley-shut-up-jam-gaiden/

heffsay
Mar 5, 2013
My question is, which players will the MonStars steal their talent from this time around?

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Golden State Or was OKC the good one? I forget already. :shrug:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Barkley was the greatest. The ROUND MOUND OF REBOUND CMON SON

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-_Oji3mLV4

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Is commie Flanders banned now?

I'm on phone can't check leper colony and hard time keeping up

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

donkey salami posted:

Is commie Flanders banned now?

I'm on phone can't check leper colony and hard time keeping up

I got you bro. Commie Ned Flanders is indeed on the ban list.

Eidt: I clicked on it and I honestly don't get why he was banned. Maybe you guys have some other drama going on?

Falun Bong Refugee fucked around with this message at 04:31 on May 29, 2016

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

There's a lot of plot holes in Hollywood movies, for whatever reason the directors and writers of the movie couldn't figure out that something couldn't possibly work.

But easily the biggest plot hole in a Hollywood movie belongs to Space Jam.

They have these little minions that decide that in order to win a basketball game they need to steal the talent from actual NBA players. And one of the minions decides to steal the basketball talent of Charles Barkley and that would somehow help them win a basketball game? Charles Barkley didn't have any basketball talent to steal!

gently caress that made me so mad!

gently caress you OP.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
I've hated Barkley ever sincel he made the Chaos Dunk in New York and killed all those people. He said it was an accident, but that doesn't bring all those people back. If only they had banned B-Ball earlier, those people would still be alive!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
not even Godzilla could stop the chaos dunk, rip

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Putty posted:

not even Godzilla could stop the chaos dunk, rip

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KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Putty posted:

not even Godzilla could stop the chaos dunk, rip

He failed us in our darkest moment. King of the Monsters my rear end.

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