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I was technically a wingman for my friend tonight and I sort of failed at the job by hitting on the hotter chick, so I want to know what qualities should a good wing man possess? Getting your friends laid should always be one of your goals when going out at night.
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May 29, 2016 10:00
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sextreme gayness
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May 29, 2016 10:06
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homosexuality
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May 29, 2016 10:10
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queer eyes
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May 29, 2016 10:16
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Wings
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May 29, 2016 10:19
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grappling training, willingness to take the fight to the ground, heavy soled over-the-ankle boots
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May 29, 2016 10:21
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the ability to juggle flaming chainsaws on a unicycle
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May 29, 2016 10:23
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"Stick to me like glue; and don't say anything but Two, Bingo, and Lead you're on fire."
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May 29, 2016 10:23
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It helps if you're willing to suck off your bro if you fail
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May 29, 2016 10:24
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Another really important quality in a wingman is he definitely should not start chatting up two girls and then take them both home for a threesome while you jerk off alone
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May 29, 2016 10:25
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should also be a man
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May 29, 2016 10:42
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3 feet tall deaf mute with few teeth and a flat head to put my beer on when im watching TV
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May 29, 2016 10:43
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the wingman is the beta male of nightclub dating lol if you like eating scraps
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May 29, 2016 10:50
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An officer rank.
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May 29, 2016 10:58
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Fast reaction times, high G tolerance and sick flying skills
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May 29, 2016 11:04
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Massive titties.
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May 29, 2016 11:20
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A bird fursona
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May 29, 2016 11:24
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Strategic Tea posted:Fast reaction times, high G tolerance and sick flying skills why would a dog steal your runes!?
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May 29, 2016 11:27
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His call sign should not be Goose. Aside from that, rock hard abs and top shelf volley ball skills.
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May 29, 2016 11:31
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Gaunab posted:I was technically a wingman for my friend tonight and I sort of failed at the job by hitting on the hotter chick, so I want to know what qualities should a good wing man possess? Getting your friends laid should always be one of your goals when going out at night. Being able to cover his buddy on high danger air missions as they blow up hospitals full of terrorists
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May 29, 2016 11:48
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Strategic Tea posted:Fast reaction times, high G tolerance and sick flying skills Wombo combo
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May 29, 2016 12:56
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never abandon ur wingman
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May 29, 2016 13:25
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comically oversized penis
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May 29, 2016 13:32
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Identifies as a really rich white guy.
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May 29, 2016 13:35
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Be a dog.
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May 29, 2016 13:35
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Powerful Thrust.
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May 29, 2016 13:38
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How do you wingman a dude when you're a chick. Do I go up to them and say "big dick, good sex, eehh?" Both thumbs up
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May 29, 2016 13:46
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Seriously, if you need a good wingman, just get a doggy.
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May 29, 2016 13:46
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Always stay with the leader, even if you have an easy kill lined up
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May 29, 2016 13:48
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This is a wingman that will get you lots of phone numbers! I know some of you are saying, "But what about the girls that don't like dogs." And my response to you is, do you really want to pick up a chick that doesn't like dogs? I hope not!
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May 29, 2016 13:49
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:This is a wingman that will get you lots of phone numbers! Wanna pet that dog. Look at his little face!
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May 29, 2016 13:51
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i think i speak for everyone when i saw i would s*** that dog's owners c*** for no good reason
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May 29, 2016 14:01
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spud posted:Wanna pet that dog. Look at his little face! Whoosagoodboy? Whoosagoodboy? Youreagoodboy!!!
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May 29, 2016 14:52
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Gaunab posted:I was technically a wingman for my friend tonight and I sort of failed at the job by hitting on the hotter chick step 1 to being a not-terrible wingman: know who your friend is interested in (edit: and then don't hit on that person)
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May 29, 2016 15:24
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being a lesbian
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May 29, 2016 15:25
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:This is a wingman that will get you lots of phone numbers! poo poo you could pick up me with that dog, and I'm not even gay.
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May 29, 2016 15:26
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responds to the name Goose
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May 29, 2016 15:26
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He should be good at telling you if there is an enemy plane on your six
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May 29, 2016 15:27
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be called goose
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May 29, 2016 15:28
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Beauty without vanity, strength without insolence, courage without ferocity.
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May 29, 2016 15:57
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