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1. Be a man 2. Have functional wings
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May 29, 2016 15:58
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ur wingman should be a hot girl works better than any dude wingman
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May 29, 2016 17:43
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My dog is like that one rune upgrade in the new DOOM that attracts all power ups in a wide radius to you like a super magnet, except instead of ammo and health he draws pussy. If I had him when I was single, I'd have drowned in it.
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May 29, 2016 18:40
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bloodysabbath posted:My dog is like that one rune upgrade in the new DOOM that attracts all power ups in a wide radius to you like a super magnet, except instead of ammo and health he draws pussy. What's stopping you now? A truly good wing-dog doesn't let you get tied down duder
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May 29, 2016 18:52
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Doctor Dogballs posted:i think i speak for everyone when i saw i would s*** that dog's owners c*** for no good reason you'd poo poo their oval office? what?
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May 29, 2016 20:13
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Always be willing to buzz the tower, Goose.
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May 29, 2016 20:53
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The ability to suck that dick when your both cornered in the last stall after scoring meth.
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May 29, 2016 21:02
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A really sick nasty high five.
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May 29, 2016 21:18
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willingness to spitroast a drunk 4/10 of any gender with you
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May 29, 2016 22:25
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Actually I changed my mind he should be an autonomous drone. War, war never changes. Or does it? The answer is no. Unless it is yes... yes... no... yes?
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May 29, 2016 22:39
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If I went out with a wingman I'd want him to be able to come home with me if I strike out, and give me a hot ropey load of jizz to make up for all the poon tang I didn't get. And he'd need to get really into it, like get in there and lick that hole clean.
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May 29, 2016 22:51
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good eyesight, situational awareness, quick reflexes, and no fear of heights
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May 29, 2016 22:51
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411 brown girl that delivers horny girls named catherine directly to a swingset for u t o choose to gently caress or not (and many other womyn that do the same thing later on in u lyfe) :-D horny in grimsby etc
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May 29, 2016 22:56
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They shouldn't constantly remind you of the things you did in country. Things you had to do. They should respect and support the decisions you made - decisions you believe saved your life. Even if they cost you your soul.
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May 29, 2016 23:09
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www posted:ur wingman should be a hot girl works better than any dude wingman This is very true. Best wingman I ever had was a hot girl, hands down.
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May 29, 2016 23:25
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Sweaty palms
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May 29, 2016 23:26
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he should hopefully have wings as well as arms rather than wings instead of arms
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May 30, 2016 11:18
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also he should be uglier than you
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May 30, 2016 11:19
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Wait, geese have wings and the character 'Goose' was played by a man...
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May 30, 2016 11:30
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Mouth breathing neck bearded Lou Costello lookalike.
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