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Dave I'm gonna try and watch it follows based on your review.
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Naked dude/lady Huuiuuh?
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May 30, 2016 02:33
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This seies of movies is intended to chronicle hauntings that were investigated by these two con artists: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_and_Lorraine_Warren They took mundane poo poo that could have been pretty much anything when viewed skeptically and hyped it up. The movies then hype their accounts up 10x. I'll be seeing it when it comes out, natch.
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May 30, 2016 02:43
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Dicere posted:This seies of movies is intended to chronicle hauntings that were investigated by these two con artists: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_and_Lorraine_Warren They took mundane poo poo that could have been pretty much anything when viewed skeptically and hyped it up. The movies then hype their accounts up 10x. The Skeptic podcast Monster Talk did a good interview with Ray Garton. He was the guy who was hired by Ed & Lorraine Warren to write the "true story" that eventually went on to be adapted into the film The Haunting in Connecticut. If you're interested in learning about just how completely full of poo poo they were, it's a good listen. http://ec.libsyn.com/p/b/c/3/bc3fdb...24&c_id=3412493 Vastarien fucked around with this message at 03:26 on May 30, 2016 |
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May 30, 2016 02:56
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JiveHonky posted:Dave I'm gonna try and watch it follows based on your review. Watch it follows right now don't do other stuff
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May 30, 2016 03:48
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another cool movie, is beyond the black rainbow ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGnNMnvM6M )
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May 30, 2016 04:22
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Does it follows pick up after a slow start because the first half hour didn't hook me
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May 30, 2016 04:41
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naem posted:Does it follows pick up after a slow start because the first half hour didn't hook me no. its just a really slow movie to be clear i am talking about Black Rainbow not It Follows which I have not seen yet JiveHonky fucked around with this message at 04:50 on May 30, 2016 |
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May 30, 2016 04:42
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It Follows was a good slow burn horror. It was creepy instead of the jump scares that most horror movies resort to.
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May 30, 2016 04:48
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JiveHonky posted:no. its just a really slow movie You should watch It Follows. I really liked it. It was refreshing in that it wasn't full of jump scares and CGI. It reminded me of the great older horror films like Rosemary's Baby and The Omen.
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May 30, 2016 04:57
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I liked the first one and my nieces and I go see almost every horror movie that comes out so we will go see this one too. We even saw The Gallows. Yes we did. The Gallows.
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May 30, 2016 06:49
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oldpainless posted:I liked the first one and my nieces and I go see almost every horror movie that comes out so we will go see this one too. I watch every horror movie too. I am a horror fanatic.
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May 30, 2016 06:51
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ProfessorMurder posted:I watch every horror movie too. I am a horror fanatic. It must be tough putting yourself through all that poo poo.
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May 30, 2016 07:09
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Dreddout posted:It must be tough putting yourself through all that poo poo. that's the real horror
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May 30, 2016 07:11
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Dreddout posted:It must be tough putting yourself through all that poo poo. It really is. There is some seriously awful poo poo out there.
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May 30, 2016 07:11
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ProfessorMurder posted:You should watch It Follows. I really liked it. It was refreshing in that it wasn't full of jump scares and CGI. It reminded me of the great older horror films like Rosemary's Baby and The Omen. You should watch House of the Devil (not sure if it's still on Netflix).
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May 30, 2016 10:13
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Yes, I'm going to a preview on Friday. I expect the evil doll to start talking
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May 30, 2016 12:11
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imo Ed & Lorraine Warren are terrible people that would've been in prison for fraud a long time ago if there was any justice in the world
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May 30, 2016 13:02
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Quote-Unquote posted:imo Ed & Lorraine Warren are terrible people that would've been in prison for fraud a long time ago if there was any justice in the world yeah saw the first one, didnt completely hate it until the ending, wont be paying for this one no matter how attracted i am to vera farmiga though
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May 30, 2016 13:11
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it follows is good but the best part was seeing it in theatres because when that friendzone kid finally got it in the entire audience cheered
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May 30, 2016 13:14
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why is that one house haunted instead of like every house in England? all the buildings over there are 1000+ years old so all the houses probably had murders and suicides and witches burned at the stake all over them throughout history. The place should be crawling with ghosts and haunted houses
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May 30, 2016 13:50
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City of Tampa posted:why is that one house haunted instead of like every house in England? every house in england is haunted, it's just that most of the ghosts are english so they are simply really passive aggressive pussy ghosts so all they do is tut in a disapproving manner and periodically comment on the weather.
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May 30, 2016 13:55
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pornogram posted:yes also being a court reporter and severely mom jaded Lol you're the serial killer
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May 30, 2016 14:58
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i liked the first one a lot but lemme get this straight, the ghost hunting couple aren't in the sequel? not sure if thats a good thing. i'll see it no matter what tho b/c i watch so much horror
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May 30, 2016 15:19
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Someone on the internet said the first one was good and now two hours of my precious life have been siphoned into the Abyss, utterly unlived. And on this very night, some poor soul in this very thread will be the next victim when the internet tells them to watch It Follows, and they suddenly find themselves two hours closer to their inevitable death for no good reason. Before this thread is through, I have little doubt someone evil bastard will pull the same trick on another unsuspecting victim by recommending The Babadook. Save yourselves before it's too late, Goon. Never trust the internet.
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May 30, 2016 15:33
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babadook was poo poo
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May 30, 2016 15:38
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I didn't really like The Baabadook
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May 30, 2016 15:38
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10 minutes in i just wished both the kid and the woman would die in a car crash or something
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May 30, 2016 15:43
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Dyna Soar posted:babadook was poo poo Yeah. I'm just bitter because I cruised some "Recommend me a good horror movie" thread and made a list if like eight or nine movies. It Follows and The Babadook were the most highly recommended. Out of the whole list every goddamn movie was garbage except for It Follows, and that just barely rated as "kinda watchable" maybe. *Oh, except for Housebound. But that was more a People Under the Stairs style comedy than actual horror. If you stay away form CD and can spot the contrarian goons, SA isn't too bad a place to get a feel for whether or not a movie is worth your time. But for some reason goons seem totally incapable of spotting a competent horror film.
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May 30, 2016 15:51
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The innkeepers is... Above passable... Maybe even... dare i say, good?
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May 30, 2016 15:56
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The Bananana posted:The innkeepers is... Above passable... Maybe even... dare i say, good? I wasn't going to fall for this, but I see the same guy did House of the Devil. So I will trust you. This time.
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May 30, 2016 16:01
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the vvitch is good, just watched it last night. most horror movies of the past decade have either been really bad or well made but boring we are still here was p. good
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May 30, 2016 16:04
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in all these movies they always turn to exorcism but what they really need to do is just apply a little 3-in-1 oil to the hinges of their doors problem solved
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May 30, 2016 16:28
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Dyna Soar posted:the vvitch is good, just watched it last night. most horror movies of the past decade have either been really bad or well made but boring the witch is not a good horror movie, its a period piece drama with some witch poo poo thrown in the beginning and end of the movie (blah blah some familiars and the occasional token you been witched stuff spread around in the movie)
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May 30, 2016 16:33
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vols bitch posted:the witch is not a good horror movie, its a period piece drama with some witch poo poo thrown in the beginning and end of the movie (blah blah some familiars and the occasional token you been witched stuff spread around in the movie) i disagree, a lot of the best horror movies are more about great suspense than genre conventions. like rosemarys baby or wicker man. then again i don't really feel the need to categorize it, if it's not horror then it's not. still a movie most horror fans would like i'd say. same goes for bone tomahawk.
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May 30, 2016 16:36
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Dyna Soar posted:i disagree, a lot of the best horror movies are more about great suspense than genre conventions. like rosemarys baby or wicker man. bone tomahawk owned
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Dyna Soar posted:the best horror movies are more about great suspense than genre conventions. It's nuts how no one seems to be able to crack that code anymore. In drat near all modern horror you'll get 20 minutes up front that are nerve wracking as poo poo because "Something" seems like it's about to happen, with little to no payoff. Even the first conjuring (if you ignore that it's a "true story" by a couple of scammers) manage to build some decent tension. But then in every movie they hit the half hour mark and start rubbing your face in lovely CGI or bad wire effects of teen girls getting drug about by ghosts. You'd think "Keep building the tension for 90 minutes, and don't over explain things" would be an easy formula to remember.
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THIS movie scammed me with some spooky as heck ghosts in the trailer  This was NOT a horror movie it's a sappy Victorian romance novel that they put some ghosts in for no reason, you could sip tea with your grandma except for a couple heaving bosom sex scenes
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naem posted:This was NOT a horror movie it's a sappy Victorian romance novel that they put some ghosts in for no reason, you could sip tea with your grandma except for a couple heaving bosom sex scenes Those scenes were ok tohough. The bosom ones.
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Tom Gorman posted:Those scenes were ok tohough. The bosom ones. Those are some high quality bosoms and those ghosts were pretty darn spooky but you had to sit though two hours of "this history of poodles and doilies and tea and grandma" "Jonathan I am so terribly sad because I'm so ENGLISH I shall faint upon this harpsichord" *two seconds of bosoms* "Oh tabitha how dost I love the but HARK: what is that sound?" *a really spooky rear end ghost crawls around like a skeleton and you get pretty excited like finally a ghost ok* "Well let's not mention that again for two hours here lets knit doilies and sip tea I sure am ENGLISH SO ENGLISH OVER HERE FUGGETSBOUTIT"
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