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Last we saw Spain they got humiliated on the global stage by Holland and others. They got destroyed, embarrassed, raped. Some even accused them of drug abuse. Now a scant 2 years later, Holland is not even qualified for Euro 2016 despite a zillion teams being allowed in, and everyone's favorite Dutch goon oliwan is banned. But we will always have Netherlands – Spain from 2014. Here is video of Oliwan watching the game live from his twitch. Please excuse the video quality. Oliwan couldn't figure out how to get his pirated sony vegas to deinterlace properly. https://vimeo.com/168566286 Spain topped their group in qualifying losing only 1 game. But the group was bad.  Spain will be wearing this  quote:Spain squad I have bolded the players who are the best because they play in the EPL (England Premier League ) Players to watch out for Nolito - just scored a few goals against Bosnia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIb48WPYegU Isco - just won the champiopns league https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaQpQ_-SKDc Gerard Pique - is openly gay https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/la...-160643080.html Please post your ideal Spain XI in [code] tags To get info from those who really know these players I wrote PMs to some big La Liga thread posters to get their take on Spain’s chances and any info on players they could provide El Hefe posted:Well Barcelona easily won the title and I just shot 3 looters who tried to steal my last roll of toilet paper and I think Spain will win the world cup easily or whatever they are playing in, Puyol and Xavi and those guys will just really score a lot of goals and whoever they are playing is gonna lose. Gotta go, someone has just set my car on fire Suqit posted:Let me share some unique Spanish soccer experience with you, in this very thread, because you are missing the subtlety. Instead of following the ball, follow the off ball movement. Look for triangles to appear, dissolve and then reappear right before your eyes. Watch as player's heads swivel to find the man making the run for the second pass, not the first. Watch the tight control and decision making. Don't appreciate the pass that was made, appreciate the pass that wasn't because it was more difficult and less likely to be successful. BWV posted:Yeah big Spain/Barca fan here. Spain will be unstoppable at Europe TYOOL 2016. Messi, Neymar and Suarez are gonna tear it up and gently caress defenses in the butt hole. Definitely love soccer. Spain will be in Group D with their fellow swarthy Turks, they are already in 1st place so getting through to the next round should be easy.  Lets all eat tacos and burritos and drink spanish wine like the red stuff and listen to Nelly Furtado and enjoy these Spaniards doing their thing. And let's definitely not accuse them of drug use. Does a team on drugs lose 5-1 to Holland? No they don't. African AIDS cum fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jun 22, 2016 |
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Looking forward to Kike scoring all the goals. Who would have thought a Boro reject playing in Israel would have made the squad. It's almost unbelievable haha.
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May 30, 2016 00:19
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What did Oliwan get banned for?
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May 30, 2016 00:37
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CyberPingu posted:What did Oliwan get banned for? Bundesliga toxx.
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May 30, 2016 00:43
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Saul Athleticuez
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May 30, 2016 00:54
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Bojan, Muniesa and Sergi Roberto will be sitting on a couch in Stoke watching spain be poo poo and bad while they laugh at the clowns
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Byolante posted:Bojan, Muniesa and Sergi Roberto will be sitting on a couch in Stoke watching spain be poo poo and bad while they laugh at the clowns I don't think Sergi Roberto is going to Stoke any time soon.
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Ewar Woowar posted:I don't think Sergi Roberto is going to Stoke any time soon. You say that but  
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Visca Espanya
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Modric is going to clown on spain
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Toke City  (pretend I posted this in 6 minutes time for an extra joke)
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African AIDS cum posted:But we will always have Netherlands – Spain from 2014. Here is video of Oliwan watching the game live from his twitch. Please excuse the video quality. Oliwan couldn't figure out how to get his pirated sony vegas to deinterlace properly. lol
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African AIDS cum posted:[video type="vimeo" res="hd"]168566286[/] lmao
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I'd hate to be oliwan right now or hell, ever
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May 30, 2016 21:04
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Who is going to start in goal anyway? Overrated De Gea or broken Casillas?
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May 31, 2016 04:20
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Del Bosque just announced his definitive list and he dropped Saúl and Isco. Carvajal was already out due to an injury he picked up in the CL final.
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May 31, 2016 17:56
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Atletico Madrid got to the freaking champions league final, I can think of 10 garbagemen in that list I would send home before Saul and Gabi
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African AIDS cum posted:Who is going to start in goal anyway? Overrated De Gea or broken Casillas? pretty sure they played Casillas for most of the qualifiers because the Spanish are a failed race
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May 31, 2016 18:11
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Ewar Woowar posted:Looking forward to Kike scoring all the goals. Who would have thought a Boro reject playing in Israel would have made the squad. It's almost unbelievable haha. I thought it was a real player. Pedro De Heredia fucked around with this message at 18:33 on May 31, 2016 |
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poty posted:Atletico Madrid got to the freaking champions league final, I can think of 10 garbagemen in that list I would send home before Saul and Gabi Lets hear em
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Bellerin Bartra Azpilicueta Soriano Pedro Cesc Aduriz Nolito Kike Vazquez
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May 31, 2016 20:33
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Del Bosque is senile and Spain are gonna get trashed again
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poty posted:Bellerin Bartra Azpilicueta Maybe if Saul and Gabi hadn't played like poo poo in the final they'd be selected.
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El Hefe posted:Del Bosque is senile and Spain are gonna get trashed again How did he survive the last world cup? He must have been crucified in the media surely.
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Syncopated posted:How did he survive the last world cup? He must have been crucified in the media surely. Not really, no. Turns out winning a World Cup and an European Cup counts for a lot. Especially considering that Spain used to implode at pretty much every major tournament before 2008.
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Lladre posted:Maybe if Saul and Gabi hadn't played like poo poo in the final they'd be selected. Gabi was great in the final?
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May 31, 2016 22:00
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Saul seriously owns, can't believe they selected Kike over him
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May 31, 2016 22:34
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Lol
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straight up brolic posted:Saul seriously owns, can't believe they selected Kike over him Certain people control the media.
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May 31, 2016 23:25
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why did you not bold david "le artiste" silva
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Spain's defence looks bad.
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Beating South Korea 1-0, noice David Silva freekick 2-0 Cesc after massive keeper cockup.
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lol Del Bosque is definitely gonna start Casillas what a moron
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Jun 1, 2016 16:04
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Phwoar, guess Spain are [imagine big yet cool racist pun about Asians here, also maybe something about Starcraft???]
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Found a few chinks in the Koreans' armour.
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5-0 against South Korea, huh? That's nice.
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The koreans were upset because Casillas got away with his INSENSITIVE RACISM. That's why they played so badly, you can't play soccer without a safe space free of bullies and bigots.
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Those Koreans looked like they were sleepwalking.
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