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Toadvine posted:when I say diversion I mean the first attempt to alter the past. That cartoon is heartbreaking. ... But this sort of thing could be going on all the time and we would never know it.
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# ? May 30, 2016 14:01 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:so an ape went back in time and in doing so altered the future, which caused antichristkid to exist, thus necessitating Time Ape's doomed mission? not quite what I'm saying, but maybe! Time Ape went back to kill antichrist kid but was foiled by idiot zoo keepers. Maybe the zoo experience is what motivates the child to destroy the natural world? necessitating the gorillas to revolt and go back in time and kill him? but actually sowing the seeds of their future destruction again and again? cool! Like Twelve Monkeys and Looper had a kid and it fell in a zoo pit
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# ? May 30, 2016 14:06 |
When the object enters the timestream, time begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four gorillas on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the gorilla nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of gorillas and takes the place of the first gorilla. The formerly first gorilla becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff. Time works the same way. Dignity Van Houten fucked around with this message at 14:13 on May 30, 2016 |
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# ? May 30, 2016 14:11 |
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935 posted:Imagine, if you will, four gorillas on the edge of a cliff i didnt know all your ex girlfriends went to the seaside together
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# ? May 30, 2016 14:12 |
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Toadvine posted:not quite what I'm saying, but maybe! Time Ape went back to kill antichrist kid but was foiled by idiot zoo keepers. Maybe the zoo experience is what motivates the child to destroy the natural world? necessitating the gorillas to revolt and go back in time and kill him? but actually sowing the seeds of their future destruction again and again? cool! Maybe have it be a team of twelve different species of primate. One can be a human too - maybe tom hardy? Liam Hemsworth? Maybe chris pratt for more of a comedy angle? Naturally he speaks ape and monkey
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# ? May 30, 2016 14:13 |
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Melmac posted:Anyone else remember when food columnist A.A. Gills paid to hunt a baboon so he could "see what it was like to kill a person"? We're talking about africa for the right sum in the right country he could've shot an actual person with the help of a police chief
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# ? May 30, 2016 14:16 |
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I bet George Zimmerman pulled the trigger (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 30, 2016 14:17 |
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I just want to say, to those of you who took Time Ape and ran with it,... I love you.
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# ? May 30, 2016 15:04 |
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The Bananana posted:I just want to say, to those of you who took Time Ape and ran with it,... I love you. Don't worry bro you'll still get an executive producer credit, plus a 'Time Ape created by' credit if the studio doesn't interfere too much.
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# ? May 30, 2016 15:56 |
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Umm, I also want 5 points on the back end, 20% gross on merchandising, and a creator credit on this and any international releases. And a clock radio.
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# ? May 30, 2016 15:59 |
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i wish they did not shot gorilla
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:01 |
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Wouldn't shooting the gorilla with tranquilizers have had exactly the same effect?
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:02 |
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lmao what kind of beta gorilla gets shot to death by a puny human
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:03 |
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vyst posted:I bet George Zimmerman pulled the trigger He is a well known racist, but you're the one connecting the dots.
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:04 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:Don't worry bro you'll still get an executive producer credit, plus a 'Time Ape created by' credit if the studio doesn't interfere too much. so are we doing time ape or time apes? save teh apes for the sequel? if so what 12 apes. we have a human, a gorilla, and what else how about a bonobo that always wants to gently caress that would be funny
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:15 |
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BONOBOS are chimpanzee's sex-crazed cousin
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:37 |
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that monkey was part of the drug family that was recently executed in ohio and this was a government coverup
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:40 |
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With gorilla gone, will there still be hope for zoo?
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:43 |
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Applewhite, please make CYOA: Time Ape, thank you and bless your soul
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:46 |
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:At least post the whole video OP: http://www.wlky.com/news/full-video-boy-falls-into-gorilla-world-exhibit-at-cincinnati-zoo/39782038 Baby gorillas must be made of tougher stuff than toddlers.
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:52 |
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That gorilla was some other gorillas parent. Only fair to shoot one of the kids parents now.
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:55 |
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# ? May 30, 2016 16:59 |
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RIP
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# ? May 30, 2016 17:15 |
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vyst posted:I bet George Zimmerman pulled the trigger actually the kid is still alive so nope
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# ? May 30, 2016 17:15 |
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Now when are they going to shoot all the other Cleveland residents?
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# ? May 30, 2016 17:24 |
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The parents should've been shot in his place for being mindless fucktards, imo
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# ? May 30, 2016 17:25 |
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I shot the gorilla But I did not shoot no chimpanzee
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# ? May 30, 2016 17:25 |
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noctambulous nebab posted:Wouldn't shooting the gorilla with tranquilizers have had exactly the same effect? Besides the dosage needing to be pretty exact to stop an animal without killing it, I really don't think you'd want tranqs when time matters.
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# ? May 30, 2016 17:25 |
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:Besides the dosage needing to be pretty exact to stop an animal without killing it, I really don't think you'd want tranqs when time matters. Yeah that's a good point. I don't see a more graceful solution to this problem, besides banning Disney movies.
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# ? May 30, 2016 17:26 |
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"Mommy's right here!" Lmao yeah retard where were you a minute ago?
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# ? May 30, 2016 17:40 |
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lol
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# ? May 30, 2016 18:27 |
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I kwept seeing a lot of really silly jokes about gorillas and apes on my twitter and now I know why.
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# ? May 30, 2016 18:31 |
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finally, proof that god exists. if not for god, there is no way that her child would survive being her child.
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# ? May 30, 2016 18:35 |
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God*
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# ? May 30, 2016 18:37 |
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So wait God looked away too when the kid got into the gorilla area Nobody wants to keep an eye on that kid
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# ? May 30, 2016 18:40 |
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symbolic posted:Applewhite, please make CYOA: Time Ape, thank you and bless your soul This. OR Atma
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# ? May 30, 2016 18:41 |
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So would a gorilla be able to fight and kill a bear?
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# ? May 30, 2016 18:46 |
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The Bananana posted:This. No, Applewhite
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# ? May 30, 2016 18:46 |
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I agree with all the people who said they should have shot the mom instead.
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# ? May 30, 2016 18:48 |
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god bless
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