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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
http://www.wlwt.com/news/video-gorilla-grabs-child-whos-fallen-into-habitat/39774904

that gorilla didn't do anything wrong.

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



I bet somebody in d&d is defending this

UdayHusseinFan91
May 28, 2016

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

I bet somebody in d&d is defending this

I think its a good thing

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
im not even going to go "there"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
shoulda shot the mom instead

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Goddamn Flash had something to do with this I bet.

UdayHusseinFan91
May 28, 2016
im glad someone was brave enough to shoot a gorilla

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
gorilla lives matter

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
If you are higher up on the food chain you should be allowed to eat children.

UdayHusseinFan91
May 28, 2016

criscodisco posted:

If you are higher up on the food chain you should be allowed to eat children.

everything dingoes and up is above children on the food chain

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Fine with me

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Has Obama commented and was the term "could have been one of my sons" used yet

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

What a terrible tragedy I feel for that poor mother

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

TEAH SYAG posted:

Has Obama commented and was the term "could have been one of my sons" used yet
:captainpop::smugdon:

don't go "there" buddy

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

this wouldn't have happened if the gorilla had a gun

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It really is a shame, shoulda just let the gorilla kill the kid and then give him the mother too.

c'est la vie

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan
I lust for monkey death

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lol. That gorilla was probably more valuable than that dumb kids ever will be, by virtue of being an endangered species

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Watch Zaius start a loving war.

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

He dindu nuffin he was a good boy

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lincoln, kenedy, and now this :(

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
I hope it was cool. Like the gorilla turned away for a second and then when he turned back, *click-click* "Suprise, Mothafucka!" And then the kid gets covered in gorilla brains.

e: Zoo Custodian With A Shotgun

Acid Haze fucked around with this message at 05:49 on May 30, 2016

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
If there's ever only one gorilla left on the planet and it's in a zoo, we should let it try loving all the animals just in case it gets one pregnant, because not having any gorillas would suck.

UdayHusseinFan91
May 28, 2016
the gorilla knew where those missing planes are

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i hope the gorillaa is okay :ohdear:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

nice honeypot thread OP

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
man, i can still remember where i was when they shot kennedys gorilla... :( rip

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:gas: racist thread ban racist OP

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

UdayHusseinFan91 posted:

the gorilla knew where those missing planes are

Of course he knew where the planes are, who do you think was responsible for them being missing in the first place?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
or when the gorilla who helped win lincoln the whitehouse was cut down in the battle of yetisburg :(

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
That's how I wanna go out. Menacing white people.

UdayHusseinFan91
May 28, 2016

Orkin Mang posted:

or when the gorilla who helped win lincoln the whitehouse was cut down in the battle of yetisburg :(

took over a hundred syringes to take him down

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

JiveHonky posted:

:gas: racist thread ban racist OP

Wait what are you talking about

TEAH SYAG posted:

Has Obama commented and was the term "could have been one of my sons" used yet

Wait so you mean he was talking about the go...ooh.

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

gorilla lives matter

Yeah...

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

UdayHusseinFan91 posted:

took over a hundred syringes to take him down

they say it took four score and seven syringes to take him down. his last act was to tear off the scalp of his final yeti, and die midst the fray of his wound, ie fullmetal dysentry. rip big fella :(

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

chimpin' out over here

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Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
They were aiming for the kid, the gorilla took the bullets. That gorilla was a hero. Never 4get.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Gorillas can't be eaten, they don't lay eggs or give milk, why even keep them alive?

UdayHusseinFan91
May 28, 2016

oldpainless posted:

Gorillas can't be eaten, they don't lay eggs or give milk, why even keep them alive?

they do all thse things

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

UdayHusseinFan91 posted:

they do all thse things

at the same time!

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Oct 30, 2009

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I saw this documentary on gorillas called Congo and they all deserve to die.

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