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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i al so have this problem

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Tahts an attractive woman op.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I'm going to write an article titled My life as a repulsive piece of poo poo
"Why is it that women don't flash their ta-tas at me? :("

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

lonesomedwarf posted:

i al so have this problem

do boys joke about your breasts :(

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

DaveSplitter posted:

I'm going to write an article titled My life as a repulsive piece of poo poo

id read it

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
idgi

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Come here and give old Mr genedplicer a hug darlin

UdayHusseinFan91
May 28, 2016
im a sex object

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

UdayHusseinFan91 posted:

im a sex object

A used condom?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

if she's so worked up over strangers flashing her on the subway, why is she riding the subway in the OP

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
She's so brave. So brave.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
my teacher would let anybody get a letter grade higher or a week extension on papers if they would tongue kiss his wife but he never asked for hugs from anybody

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

UdayHusseinFan91 posted:

im a sex object

Hi.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i asked a teacher for a hug once. he asked who the gently caress I was and called the police. i was 40 years old

UdayHusseinFan91
May 28, 2016

amityville anus posted:

my teacher would let anybody get a letter grade higher or a week extension on papers if they would tongue kiss his wife but he never asked for hugs from anybody

Id like to know more

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Imagine a world without the patriarchy.

UdayHusseinFan91
May 28, 2016
in highschool we had a crew in PE class and we'd all do some poo poo to go to detention together. While this teacher was telling us off this girl would like stand so her boobs were touching him and hed get all freaked out and we;d just walk all over him

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Was she way hotter in her teens, or are NY's standards just really low?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Pawn 17 posted:

Imagine a world without the patriarchy.

it would probably be a lot like your house haha owned

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

UdayHusseinFan91 posted:

Id like to know more

She was the lunch lady who spat her teeth into soup and was the main reason why the smashed potatoes always had cigarette butts in them

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

UdayHusseinFan91 posted:

in highschool we had a crew in PE class and we'd all do some poo poo to go to detention together. While this teacher was telling us off this girl would like stand so her boobs were touching him and hed get all freaked out and we;d just walk all over him

wow its like a voiceover of a really lovely movie

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

UdayHusseinFan91 posted:

in highschool we had a crew in PE class and we'd all do some poo poo to go to detention together. While this teacher was telling us off this girl would like stand so her boobs were touching him and hed get all freaked out and we;d just walk all over him

Don't stand. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to me

FBIASSMAN69
Aug 15, 2006

JiveHonky posted:

Don't stand. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to me

i would "like" this post if these dead, gay forums were like some sort of horrible approximation of whatever facebook has become.







having said that. good post :thumbsup:

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

FBIASSMAN69 posted:

i would "like" this post if these dead, gay forums were like some sort of horrible approximation of whatever facebook has become.







having said that. good post :thumbsup:

Has empty quoting gone out of style, or something?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

FBIASSMAN69 posted:

i would "like" this post if these dead, gay forums were like some sort of horrible approximation of whatever facebook has become.







having said that. good post :thumbsup:

Thanks dude :respek:

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
So...basically she's mad because...?

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

You know, maybe she should gain weight and get her face smashed in if she doesn't want to feel like a sex object. "I feel so terrible because people find me attractive"

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

DaveSplitter posted:

You know, maybe she should gain weight and get her face smashed in if she doesn't want to feel like a sex object. "I feel so terrible because people find me attractive"

Why is it always the uggos that get all bent out of shape when people look at them?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

DaveSplitter posted:

You know, maybe she should gain weight and get her face smashed in if she doesn't want to feel like a sex object. "I feel so terrible because people find me attractive"

maybe you shouldn't mansplain her feelings

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Pawn 17 posted:

Imagine a world without the patriarchy.

Such a waste that no intelligent life ever evolved on that world.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
women have it so rough. oh my god. im literally sobbing and shaking. such a sad story

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
eliot rodger was right.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Such a waste that no intelligent life ever evolved on that world.

YET! It just describes 2500 BC, cave man times.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

BLARGHLE posted:

Was she way hotter in her teens, or are NY's standards just really low?

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
If you look up the stories Jessica Valenti writes it's pretty entertaining. All of her bullshit babbling was obviously coming around to making herself the focal point. Hopefully in 2017 we get the expansion release that lets us know what she thinks her rear end in a top hat REALLY smells like.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

my life as a sexrobot

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
Hay baby how bout them booooooobs! *eyes bulge out of skull as tongue cartoonishly unravels*

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I've also had events happen in my life

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
MY LIFE FOR THE WHORED

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