General Germany Euro 2016 thread

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dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

AlexF posted:

He looks like not a single day has passed since the WC final. Geez...

Gomez with the "I shouldn't be here, right guys? Right?" thousand yard stare.

And finally Kimmich doing his best "90ies child molester bad guy in a movie" impression.

And �zil is like "Hey guys, hey guys! I ate a WHOLE pizza today for lunch!"

# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 15:10

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:05

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

Is that Stefan Effenberg as the "expert" on ARD? :catstare:

Wtf is he expert for?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 17:53

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

Ibogaine posted:

According to Elf Freunde he is an expert for these things:

His commentary about lazy bums and his complaints about foreigners who don't want to integrate or learn the language isn't listed here, but it's worth mentioning because in his two years in Italy, he naturally refused to learn the language and spent all his spare time watching German television instead of integrating.

tl;dr: Stefan Effenberg might actually be the most horrible excuse for a human being ever. Naturally, this qualifies him as a role model on German television.

Do not forget his Paderborn engagement as trainer: He is also very good at voluntarily jumping into a meatgrinder and cooking tasty failburgers out of the result!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 18:55

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

Einfache L�sung f�r diese EM: Spiele sch�ntrinken.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 19:53

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

The EM song still gives me the shivers every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mypq6rXVkvM

I still hope it won't be the best piece of this EM.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 20:35

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

ephex posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuxghiwjgQc

Deichkind - Ich hab ein Fahne

Sadly not on Youtube

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 22:32

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

Grown on concrete

Everyone for everyone

Bring it!

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 02:53

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

antidote posted:

Looking forward to thrashing some Italians or Spaniards soon, without breaking a sweat.

I am scared of Italy since a few decades now in football, but on the other hand its the one team (besides Spain to a lesser extent probably) that I have no problem at all getting kicked out of a tournament against. There is a lot of banter involved but I grew up with Italian guest workers and been to the country like a hundred times and simply love everything Italy.

Heck I might even visit a few Italian friends if we play against each other.

Edit: To watch it together.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 22:28

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

The Real Foogla posted:

there's cameras all over L�w now, and he STILL took a whiff of his armpit smh

The asscrack is next.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2016 14:58

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

Lord of Garbagemen posted:

will it? Are you sure about this?

- Get the voodoo puppets ready, don't forget genuine hair
- Try to imagine all day everyday from now on how it feels to win, tell all your friends
- In case of religious: Pray to your god
- Pray to some other gods, too, for good measure
- Get smashed on match day
- Prepare "I totally expected this" and "Didn't want to win it anyways" speeches
- Etc.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2016 22:45

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

I would really like to know what that lengthy M�ller rant at Ciellini was all about.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 02:31

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:05

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

ephex posted:

"Zwei Expressis bitte! "

Aber ohne Koffein, bitte!

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 19:16

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