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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Next time you and your kid want to kill something slimy and eat it put some googly eyes on your nutsack and let your son go ham on it with that dull pen knife.

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The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

NegroOnlyGloryHole posted:

I don't know, I'm not a frogdoctor, just stab it in the face or something

We tried that, rear end in a top hat.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Let us know when he graduates to cats.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
sounds like u created a vegetarian op, gross

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


thanks for sharing op, though I would not have done any of that myself. different strokes I s'pose. regardless, you have my 5.

NegroOnlyGloryHole
May 30, 2016

by Shine
if you hunt a dozen or so frogs you can make frogleg burgers but I do not recommend doing this. The option is there though do as you wish

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
oh yeah frog legs twitch when u cook em i hope u didnt miss the opportunity to flip out and tell ur kid it still isnt dead yet

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hey I can't find my pet frog, the one with a +50% defense against daggers and swords...

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

bring back old gbs posted:

oh yeah frog legs twitch when u cook em i hope u didnt miss the opportunity to flip out and tell ur kid it still isnt dead yet

They didn't really twitch. They did kinda contract slowly. My son said that the meat would pop off the bone when they were done and damned if he wasn't right. I wish I had YouTube when ibwas his age.

NegroOnlyGloryHole
May 30, 2016

by Shine

bring back old gbs posted:

oh yeah frog legs twitch when u cook em i hope u didnt miss the opportunity to flip out and tell ur kid it still isnt dead yet

Or he could have tricked his son into thinking he is a powerful necromancer

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

who took my frog

who has my frog

i'll find my frog

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Frog legs are delicious

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

Op's kid is like that purple cat from the Sonic game

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

The Dregs posted:

They didn't really twitch. They did kinda contract slowly. My son said that the meat would pop off the bone when they were done and damned if he wasn't right. I wish I had YouTube when ibwas his age.

He has porn tube sites as well

What a time to be alive

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

vols bitch posted:

He has porn tube sites as well

What a time to be alive

Maybe that's where he learned to stab things in the face

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

The Dregs posted:

No, it was actually pretty good. Tasted like a cross between fish and chicken.

frog legs are basically ghetto/french chicken wings! yum :btroll:

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
Interesting. I'm going to go see what I can find in my backyard to eat.

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
I found my dog. Should I eat him?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

PoPcornTG posted:

I found my dog. Should I eat him?
does he consent

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

PoPcornTG posted:

I found my dog. Should I eat him?

Yes, have a hot dog

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
When will America embrace high speed trains

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

PoPcornTG posted:

I found my dog. Should I eat him?

please post your own thread if you are going to eat your dog

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Ayeka posted:

Maybe that's where he learned to stab things in the face

no he learned that from ur mom

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

jackyl posted:

no he learned that from ur mom

Which mom

NegroOnlyGloryHole
May 30, 2016

by Shine

JiveHonky posted:

When will America embrace high speed trains

speed trans maybe

naem
May 29, 2011

I ate a bunny

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm hopping mad

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
nothing better than rednecks and their progeny stabbing and eating garden waste, i tell ya

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Putty posted:

has anyone seen teh famous "get out" frog lately? i hope he is alive at the moment and not dead/eaten

Check this out:

:getin: my belly

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
Anyone else remember that youtube video where a Chimp rapes a frog?

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
I think it was called. "Chimp rapes a frog".

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
is this the frog that is raped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

NegroOnlyGloryHole
May 30, 2016

by Shine

PoPcornTG posted:

I think it was called. "Chimp rapes a frog".

nobama's amerikka

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

being raped in the mouth to death by a chimpanzee is near the bottom of ways i'd want to die (as a frog)

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

jarofpiss posted:

being raped in the mouth to death by a chimpanzee is near the bottom of ways i'd want to die (as a frog)

i dont know bleeding to death by your own hand kind of sucks too

at lest the chimp loved you

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

being bathed by the tears of a sobbing child as he clumsily hacks me to death over a period of minutes is probably also a bad way to die

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

:eyepop:

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Lascivious Sloth posted:

this reminds me of how good bushman the pig killer were. what happened to him?

also op best way to humanely kill frogs is freezer

Last I knew he's still playing around with drones to scout hog populations then shooting them or running them over in trucks. He made a business out of it! I think you can find it on facebook.

Ayeka
May 28, 2016


Amazing how nature can do that

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Lascivious Sloth posted:

this reminds me of how good bushman the pig killer were. what happened to him?

also op best way to humanely kill frogs is freezer

drove off the forums during the General Catlady 1.0 days which gene is so desperate to recreate

his probations certainly embody the spirit of those days

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