NBA GDT 5/30 - You Either Do or Do Not There is No Try

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

I am so ready :f5:

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:03

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:08

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

These teams will combine to shoot 100 threes

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:15

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Metapod posted:

Am i Asian?

How do we know you're not just a black man who had your skin color washed off by an Asian?

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:18

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Kick out all the non Asian people, they can stay as some restitution for the whole internment thing. gently caress everyone else.

I'd be for an all-Chinese crowd at an NBA game, because if YouTube has taught me anything the crowds at the CBA games can absolutely loving crazy.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:21

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

CharlestheHammer posted:

You laugh at Russ but he is gonna dunk it so hard that he goes back in time so the thunder win in 6.

Dunk so hard he goes back in time and takes the 2012 title from LeBron.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:22

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Metapod posted:

Lol black and white coach cam

I think they used the old confession room from The Real World for that segment.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:23

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Paperback Writer posted:

I'm at a reaaaall ratty Oregon bar

go Dubs bitch

I'm at my parents' house eating disgusting amounts of meat.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:23

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Okay Kanter ya did good that time

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:23

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Marv please don't say Curry and broken ankles in the same sentence

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:24

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Tatum Girlparts posted:

This is a really fun game

This is going to go down to the last ten seconds and I won't be able to handle it.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:26

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

ELeague lol

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:29

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Metapod posted:

Dion is the only reason why they're here so I can't hate him.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:30

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Bashez posted:

Debut episode beat MLS and non playoff NHL. (On a way better channel)

I know I'm not alone in being excited for esports getting bigger.

It'll be like how the XFL had good ratings for its debut when people watched out of curiosity.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:32

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is he currently in treatment or is he for sure going to die?

Sports Illustrated put him on the cover so it's guaranteed he is going to die now.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:33

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

strikereternal posted:

true they're athletes much like how I got varsity letters for competing in high school quiz team

I was in a traveling bowling league in high school step to my level

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:34

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Metapod posted:

This can be said about everything

True post Sid Waddell made watching darts of all things loving entertaining.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:34

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Grozz Nuy posted:

Boy it would be really nice if the Warriors remembered how to hit shots

Pretty much the rest of the Thunder outside Durant & Westbrook aren't shooting well either.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:36

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Kanter drove to the basket :stare:

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:38

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Doltos posted:

Anyone else notice a bunch of dudes constantly slipping on both teams? Not in a malicious way but something seems up with the court right now.

It was the same way for all of game five.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:38

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

This lead is just setting us up for one of those Warriors runs whey go 18-2 in about 75 seconds.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:41

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Bashez posted:

If the Warriors continue shooting sub 30% they will lose this game.

I guarantee it.

Has an NBA team ever won a game shooting less than 30%?

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:43

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Westbrook trying to draw the foul on a jumper is some top-notch :derp:

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:43

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

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# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:46

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Metapod posted:

He is an enigma of life

Russ Westrbook is like a Wild Mage - sometimes he obliterates the enemies and sometimes he turns himself into a duck or something.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:48

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Green just got his rear end KO'd

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:54

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

If they call a Flagrant on Adams gently caress off

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:56

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

A double technical what the gently caress

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:57

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

The Glumslinger posted:

Not technical, double personal fouls

Ah. Well...I can kind of live with that call.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:58

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

how he catch that

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:02

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

How did that bank in

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:03

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

inx posted:

my rear end is fully clenched. could press diamonds

There may be some money in it for you if you talk to those women who had the diamonds on their rings secretly replaced with imitations by Kay.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:08

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

R.D. Mangles posted:

lol there are people who exist in the universe who won't watch these sick layups because they prefer the solid fundamentals of the college game

Those people probably grew up in the era when the NCAA banned dunks because they were literally scared that Kareem was going to score 50 points per game just by throwing it down on everybody at all times.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:09

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

leftist heap posted:

because steph just has that fraudy-y pube face look that refs hate but russ is the real deal og ninja turtle

Honest to god I would like Steph 75% more if he stopped pretending and either:

A) Shaved
B) Go Carlos Boozer and paint in the rest of his goatee

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:10

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Panzeh posted:

I prefer the NBA to be nonstop 3 point barrages with the kind of heat that hasn't been seen since Dresden.

I would prefer an NBA that was more like that NCAA Final Four game in '82 or '83 that literally had 25 dunks in it.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:11

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Steven Adams is real???

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:11

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Probably Magic posted:

Sonics dying in Seattle like Courtney Love killing Kurt Cobain.

Jeffrey Ross' burn of Courtney Love at that Pamela Anderson roast is one of the greatest comedic moments of all time.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:12

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Winkie01 posted:

hahahaha holy poo poo this just showed up in my tl posting cos gently caress it its halftime

https://twitter.com/OfficialJoelF/status/737453123120177153

I have a lot of questions about this.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:14

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

ChickenMedium posted:

I can just see Bernie, "A basketball match in Oakland? What a perfect opportunity to reach out to the black community!" *walks into arena, looks around* "gently caress."

Ted Cruz showing up would be even better?

"Hey how many points do they get when that guy throws it through the ring?"

EDIT: :laffo: