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let's be honest, there's a lot of posts out there. there's effortposts, shitposts, rageposts, and original posts. posts come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, but has anyone been bold enough to attempt the perfect post? let us cast aside our petty squabbles and memes and come together, putting the collective minds of the gibbis to make this, the perfect post. what does the perfect post contain? what secrets will it show us? only time will tell the perfect post is here: The Goon Collective posted:My Milkshakes ejaculate milkshakes Milkshakes Malt liquor Marshmallows. OP cries about sports games.
Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 02:33 on May 31, 2016 |
# ? May 31, 2016 01:29 |
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as of now the perfect post is a blank canvas. who will be the first to contribute to this, the perfect post?
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:30 |
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My
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:33 |
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Milkshakes
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:34 |
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ejaculate
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:36 |
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milkshakes
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:37 |
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Milkshakes
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:37 |
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Malt
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:39 |
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liquor
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:41 |
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Marshmallows.
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:42 |
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OP cries about sports games.
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:42 |
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this is the perfect post
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:43 |
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im putting all of your information into the computer. not only are we learning about what the perfect post entails, but i'd like to think we're also learning a lot ourselves as well
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:55 |
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the perfect post is slowly beginning to take shape! The Goon Collective posted:My Milkshakes ejaculate milkshakes Milkshakes Malt liquor Marshmallows. OP cries about sports games. very interesting stuff so far, looking forward to further developments as we explore the collective GBS id in this, the Goonome Project
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# ? May 31, 2016 01:59 |
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Some clumpfucker
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:00 |
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i work from home
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free corn
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:03 |
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same but unironically
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:03 |
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You have aids
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:03 |
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I think you already had the perfect post in the op, OP. It wasquote:Very Zen. Goons would do well to post absolutely nothing more often. e:
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:05 |
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Poopybutt
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:06 |
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may was masturbation month
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:07 |
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fat animals are funny
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:08 |
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every month is masturbation month
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:09 |
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work from home
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:11 |
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still retarded
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:12 |
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The perfect post would actually probably somehow combine the niggerstomper58 rant with that Mysterious Frankie post post about paralyzing yourself while doing research chemicals.
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:18 |
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Dog dick nipples
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:18 |
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I'm fond of the one where girl plops duck meat out her vagina
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:21 |
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we're getting lots of information to process. we're mapping out the goonome at an alarming pace!
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The Goon Collective posted:My Milkshakes ejaculate milkshakes Milkshakes Malt liquor Marshmallows. OP cries about sports games. besides The Jerry Paradox, we are seeing more of the building blocks of a gbs post. we've received our first swear word and our first emptyquote, which we believe to be some form of ancestral greeting that all goons share. perhaps at one point the emptyquote served a purpose but this emptyquote in particular is apparently vestigial. more genitalchat abounds in our newly deciphered piece of the goonome positively correlates with increased masturbation chat, which i find particularly interesting. is masutrbation talk so closely linked to sexchat because the goons have evolved themselves out of consensual sex? more research is required, but maybe we'll find out...
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:32 |
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You can go through my post history to get some good ideas as you formulate the perfect post.
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:35 |
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:37 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You can go through my post history to get some good ideas as you formulate the perfect post. i put a link to your post history into the machine and i kept on receiving the following message: code:
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:38 |
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Linux Pirate posted:free corn Where's corn buddy? Not a corn buddy though. He's a squirrel rear end in a top hat.
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:39 |
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Business Gorillas posted:i put a link to your post history into the machine and i kept on receiving the following message: Oh yes, that's because you don't have platinum because you are a poor. If you had platinum you could actually see my post history and the good posts within.
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# ? May 31, 2016 02:39 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Oh yes, that's because you don't have platinum because you are a poor. If you had platinum you could actually see my post history and the good posts within. a poor post craftsman blames the tools
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